Official Office of Endy (OOE)

[Enderman]

Press Release: Tampa, Florida:

Hey I know that it is probably non-relevant, but I am running for re-election for my IDS Legislator seat. Yeah I haven't been active, but I am going to announce some new legislation. But I have only a few ideas for the legislature. So, I am going to have a town hall debate for IDS citizens and other citizens of this great country. So I am giving you guys the opportunity for your opinion of what we should see next in the queue in the IDS legislation and your overall opinion of the State of the Region. So fire way those questions!

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I noticed you saying that you were running for re-election in December, but I saw that you were previously elected in September. Was there a change to the election schedule that I missed?

[Enderman]

     I noticed you saying that you were running for re-election in December, but I saw that you were previously elected in September. Was there a change to the election schedule that I missed?

I don't really get it either... Apparently the election is next weekend and as far as I know after this I am going to a bus tour throughout Georgia, Florida and the Carolinas.

[Associate Justice PiT]

     I noticed you saying that you were running for re-election in December, but I saw that you were previously elected in September. Was there a change to the election schedule that I missed?

I don't really get it either... Apparently the election is next weekend and as far as I know after this I am going to a bus tour throughout Georgia, Florida and the Carolinas.

     I would suggest declaring for the November election, so there is no ambiguity. When I was Emperor, getting candidates together was something that I generally did.

[Enderman]

Press Release: Spartanburg, South Carolina:
 Hey all, first off, Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays and Happy Boxing Day. And Happy New Years! So I am technically Speaker of the IDS...  Very odd and complicated on how I'm Speaker: Scott is no linger a legislator and I'm the next longest serving legislator by a hair. Wait, that's not really complicated...Anyways I am Acting Speaker and stuff. Oh and I am soon going to make good on my promise of new bills, just as I figure this whole thing out. Also I am going to update the roster... So allons-y!

[Lumine]

Congratulations, Mr. Speaker!

[Enderman]

Congratulations, Mr. Speaker!

I'm acting speaker... I haven't been elected by the legislature yet, but you can still call me that, although informal, it's still the same idea...

[tmthforu94]

Congratulations! Do you plan on seeking to become permanent speaker?

[Enderman]

Congratulations! Do you plan on seeking to become permanent speaker?

Honestly I don't know... I might, but you never know


actually, yes I am

[Enderman]

*people suddenly come into the office and dusting everything furiously*

[Maxwell]

I'm not sure you can at the moment, but I hope you consider a move back to the IDS Jack. We need more active people!

[Enderman]

I'm not sure you can at the moment, but I hope you consider a move back to the IDS Jack. We need more active people!

OOC: oh okay.

[Enderman]

3:51 AM, October 3rd, CST, Memphis, TN, Imperial Dominion of the South

people in rainbow clothing burst in, grab all the things they see and rush out of the office and lower all the stuff down into the UHAUL trucks parked in the street

8:07 AM, CST, Good Morning Memphis, Memphis, TN, IDS:

Jane Shamalan: Breaking news this morning, former IDS Representative Jack Enderman's former office downtown was broken into. Though it is now a museum, everything in there has completely dissapeared. IDS Imperial Police and the FBI are all investigating this heinous act.

6:53 PM, EST, Orlando, Florida, IDS:

Jon Rocke, CoS to former Representative Enderman:

Okay Jack, we finally got it. Now are you sure this is constitutional?

Fmr. Rep. Enderman: Yeah I'm pretty sure. We just need to get this all set up for the speech.

Rocke: Now remember, though you were a representative, the last time you publicly spoke was back in December.

Enderman:

Jonny, its okay I got this. I just need to talk to the people, and that's that. Remember, the world is the stage.

Rocke:

Okay, well we have the livestream up and running. We're almost ready.

Enderman:

Let's hope we don't screw this up.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

topkek

[Enderman]

7:26, EST, somewhere in Orlando, FL, IDS

Former IDS Rep Jack Enderman:

Good evening,

Earlier this week the Atlasian Republic was attacked by terrorists, determined to undermine the government. I do condone any of the people who did this, but it has appeared that the Atlasian leadership, the Presidency, is thrown into unknown hands. By this I mean Attorney General tried to take power. Though awkward, I do understand his actions in this. Secretary of State Alexander Haig did this back in 1981 when Reagan was shot and Bush wasn't to be heard of. Though at the time Tip O'Neil had Constitutional authority, Haig was the leader of the administration. Currently AG Snowstalker is the leader of the former President DemPGH's administration. I support Snowstalker in this, but what I do not support is his attempted coup.

Pacific Governor Simfan Veravour attempted to control his region, but Snowstalker overstepped his powers in declaring that Simfan and other political enemies of Snow's should be executed. Simfan then appoints, though possibly unconstitutionally, that Mr. X, who wasn't eaten by Godzilla, to assume the office of Attorney General.

I support that there should be someone in power, but what I do not support is Snowstalker, Mr. X, or any other person who will be in power. I fully implore from the deepest parts of my heart that President Tyrion to swear in and take the reins to this nation. We need leadership right now. I take this from my own perspective. Mr Tyrion, please, we need leadership, before any other of this madness happens. This is not a rioting nation, this is Atlasia.

Thank you and Dave Bless.

[Simfan34]

Hear, hear!

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

7:26, EST, somewhere in Orlando, FL, IDS

Former IDS Rep Jack Enderman:

Good evening,

Earlier this week the Atlasian Republic was attacked by terrorists, determined to undermine the government. I do condone any of the people who did this, but it has appeared that the Atlasian leadership, the Presidency, is thrown into unknown hands. By this I mean Attorney General tried to take power. Though awkward, I do understand his actions in this. Secretary of State Alexander Haig did this back in 1981 when Reagan was shot and Bush wasn't to be heard of. Though at the time Tip O'Neil had Constitutional authority, Haig was the leader of the administration. Currently AG Snowstalker is the leader of the former President DemPGH's administration. I support Snowstalker in this, but what I do not support is his attempted coup.

Pacific Governor Simfan Veravour attempted to control his region, but Snowstalker overstepped his powers in declaring that Simfan and other political enemies of Snow's should be executed. Simfan then appoints, though possibly unconstitutionally, that Mr. X, who wasn't eaten by Godzilla, to assume the office of Attorney General.

I support that there should be someone in power, but what I do not support is Snowstalker, Mr. X, Former Chairman Griffin, or any other person who will be in power. I fully implore from the deepest parts of my heart that President Tyrion to swear in and take the reins to this nation. We need leadership right now. I take this from my own perspective. Mr Tyrion, please, we need leadership, before any other of this madness happens. This is not a rioting nation, this is Atlasia.

Thank you and Dave Bless.

I never claimed to be in power, I am merely acting to restore order until such time Tyrion can be sworn in as President.

[Adam Griffin]

I will give you some form of mercy, and inform you that the Working People's Forces left behind and maintained a sizeable, hidden contingent of personnel from the Glorious Days of Cottonfield in the South, and they will be converging on your office any moment now. May God have mercy on your soul.

[Enderman]

I will give you some form of mercy, and inform you that the Working People's Forces left behind and maintained a sizeable, hidden contingent of personnel from the Glorious Days of Cottonfield in the South, and they will be converging on your office any moment now. May God have mercy on your soul.

Okay I'm sorry I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that you were a liar. I only read it wrong.

[Deus Naturae]

Position on secession?

[Enderman]

7:48 EST,

Enderman shaves his head, changes his clothes and runs to the Suzuki that he owns in his basement and makes a run for the nearest sawgrass field

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

7:48 EST,

Enderman shaves his head, changes his clothes and runs to the Suzuki that he owns in his basement and makes a run for the nearest field

Did you bring any guns?  I imagine you'll need those as you make your desperate last stand

[Enderman]

8:01 PM, some sawgrass field in Florida:

Enderman: Thanks guys.

Agent 1: No problem, just get in the van.

Enderman: Well it actually looks like a limo, but okay then.

Agent 2: Package is in the crate, enroute to liftoff

[Enderman]

So, I don't know where to start. Maybe this? Not really sure, since I haven't done this in...far too long.