Most/Least likely forum members to get married

[Frodo]

Most likely (or already married):

JJ, Dazzleman, John Dibble, Peter Bell, Joe Republic, Nym90, Keystone Phil, Colin Wixted, StatesRights, PlantCityReb

Least likely:

Opebo, BRTD, Flyers, Me (Frodo), A18 (or Philip), Josh22, Supersoulty, Gabu
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There's probably more I could add, but these are the ones that most immediately come to mind.

[Frodo]

And I am unlikely why?

If you are as much of a snob outside the forum as you are on it, then  it shouldn't take much gray matter to figure out why I included you...