How gay are you?

[Hatman]

I got 26%.  Which as far as my real gayness, it is 0, of course.

I agree with Hitchabruchet, some of my answers that displayed my extreme moral rectitude and maturity were counted as "gay."  This is an utterly stupid test.

I got a lower score than Preston!! Therefore, according to his thinking, he's gay.  Can you believe Preson is actually gay? 

yes

[Grad Students are the Worst]

30%

A little confused as to what the pet, cowboy or indian, lucky boxers, and the driving question (what was that?) have to do with anything.

[© Tweed the Younger]

30%

A little confused as to what the pet, cowboy or indian, lucky boxers, and the driving question (what was that?) have to do with anything.

cat or dog: gay people probably would rather be cats
cowboys and indians: probably indians, they're naked more often
lucky boxers: I'd imagine 'yes' would be a 'gay' answer

I don't remember the driving question.

[Ebowed]

cat or dog: gay people probably would rather be cats

[Grad Students are the Worst]

30%

A little confused as to what the pet, cowboy or indian, lucky boxers, and the driving question (what was that?) have to do with anything.

cat or dog: gay people probably would rather be cats
cowboys and indians: probably indians, they're naked more often
lucky boxers: I'd imagine 'yes' would be a 'gay' answer

I don't remember the driving question.

Hey, I'd rather not roll in my own filth and stay away from cattle, thank you very much. 

[© Tweed the Younger]

We need to get Migrendel or Peter Bell or Aftleitch in here to claify which answers are gay.

[Ebowed]

The test is flawed in that it assumes habits that do not relate to sexuality make one gay; really, the only question that can determine if you're gay or not is the one at the beginning: which sex do you sleep with?

[KillerPollo]

13%

[Sam Spade]

16%.

Not bad for the guy who once asked a gay guy if he could take a shotgun when the gay guy asked him to come to a gay bar for "National Coming Out Night".

[True Democrat]

30%

A little confused as to what the pet, cowboy or indian, lucky boxers, and the driving question (what was that?) have to do with anything.

cat or dog: gay people probably would rather be cats
cowboys and indians: probably indians, they're naked more often
lucky boxers: I'd imagine 'yes' would be a 'gay' answer

I don't remember the driving question.

It thought cowboys would be the gay answer because they "ride horses" or something like that.

[opebo]

I'm 50% gay - a perfect balance.

Not surprising.

[Platypus]

60%. I'm a 'happy and well-adjusted homo guy'.

I like blokes, but i don't wear Gucci or talk with a lisp, tyvm.

[KillerPollo]

I'm 50% gay - a perfect balance.

Not surprising.

wow. does hitting on children count as gay?

[Peter]

40%.

I'm not really surprised since I am one of the breed who is very difficult to notice unless you are looking for it, though I suppose if you watch my eye movements it would become pretty obvious.

Cat or dog - cat is the gay answer without shadow of doubt.
Cowboy or indian - cowboy, and not because they ride horses.
Lucky boxers - I honestly don't know. I can think of good arguments for both.
Driving question - Um. Yeah.

[DanielX]

20%. Apparently, that's way too straight for modern times. <rolls eyes>. In reality, of course, I'm more like 0.05% or somesuch...

I find it interesting that I'm straighter then Jake or Preston...

[Old Europe]

36%

[ilikeverin]

Surprisingly, 33% (surprising because on other tests my 'femininity' has ranked up in the 70-80% range, and usually homosexuality is associated with femininity in males   oh well, this test did not measure emotional reactions, otherwise I'd be like 60% gay )

[Hatman]

This test fails to account for closeted homosexual types.

[frenger]

This test fails to account for closeted homosexual types.

It also fails to account for people who have no sense of humour.

[Democratic Hawk]

Apparently, I'm 33% gay

Dave

[??????????]

Apparently, I'm 33% gay

Dave

What would Ms Lucy think?

Jeff

[MODU]

Apparently, I'm 33% gay

Dave

Same here.  Must be because I need to redecorate when I move somewhere.  I don't see how that is gay.  I want to live in MY place, not someone elses, especially if I'm paying big bucks each month.

[Emsworth]

20%, apparently.

[angus]

Apparently, I'm 33% gay

Dave

signing each of your messages is so gay.  really.  that's gotta be worth another ten percent at least.  So really you're 43% gay.  And you're english.  so you can add another ten.  So at this point you're as gay as I.  And if you expected me to use the nominative form of the first-person personal pronoun at the end of the preceeding sentence, as I did, then that's another ten.  So really, between you and me, you're about 63% gay as nearly as I can tell.  If, moreover, you were not surprised by my correct usage of the objective form of the first-person personal pronoun in the prepositional phrase beginning with the word "between" (and I know you weren't!) then you can add another ten.  So, Dave, at 73%, you're nearly 3/4 gay, and therefore the the most festive poster here.  And if you immediately recognize this person as well, then you might as well come right out of the closet this instant.



And bring MODU out with you.

[MODU]

Apparently, I'm 33% gay

Dave

signing each of your messages is so gay.  really.  that's gotta be worth another ten percent at least.  So really you're 43% gay.  And you're english.  so you can add another ten.  So at this point you're as gay as I.  And if you expected me to use the nominative form of the first-person personal pronoun at the end of the preceeding sentence, as I did, then that's another ten.  So really, between you and me, you're about 63% gay as nearly as I can tell.  If, moreover, you were not surprised by my correct usage of the objective form of the first-person personal pronoun in the prepositional phrase beginning with the word "between" (and I know you weren't!) then you can add another ten.  So, Dave, at 73%, you're nearly 3/4 gay, and therefore the the most festive poster here.  And if you immediately recognize this person as well, then you might as well come right out of the closet this instant.



And bring MODU out with you.

*dies laughin*  The only time I'm in the closet is when I can't find something I stowed away years ago.  hahaha