Favourite lines from a film?

[Joe Republic]

You scare me sometimes, Phil.

[Max Power]

Hedley Lamarr: Repeat after me: I...
Men: I...
Hedley Lamarr: ...your name...
Men: ...your name...
Hedley Lamarr: [to himself] Shmucks.
[aloud]
Hedley Lamarr: ... do pledge allegiance...
Men: ...do pledge allegiance...
Hedley Lamarr: ...to Hedley Lamarr...
Men: ...to Hedy Lamarr...
Hedley Lamarr: That's *Hedley*.
Men: That's Hedley.

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Bart: Are we awake?
Jim: We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes, we are.
Jim: Then we're awake, but very puzzled.

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Mexican Bandit: Badges? We don't need no stinking badges

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Bart: Mornin', ma'am. And isn't it a lovely mornin'?
Elderly woman: Up yours n.

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[Gabby Johnson (on the roof of the church) spots the new sheriff riding into town]
Gabby Johnson: [shouting] The sheriff's a n.
[the last word is lost in the peal of a church bell]
Harriett Van Johnson: What did he say?
Dr. Sam Johnson: He said the sheriff is near.

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[to two members of the KKK]
Jim: Oh boys, lookee what I got heyuh.
Bart: Hey, where the white women at.

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[Bart and Jim are wearing KKK outfits to infiltrate the enemy's lynch mob]
Jim: [spotting Bart's black hands] How many times have I told you to wash your hands after a weekly cross burning?
[Taggart whips off Bart's hood]
Bart: For my next impression, Jesse Owens


From : Blazing Saddles

LOL!!! I love that movie!! I love that line- I can't remember it exactly- it goes:
"What about Henry James?" (Not sure of the name)
Every places their hats over their hearts
"HENRY JAAAAMEESS!!!" in a Chorus voice.

My other favorite is from the KKK sign:
"The Ku Klux Klan is an equal opportunity employer."

[skybridge]

From Caligula:

"I have existed from the morning of the world and I shall exist until the last star falls from the Heaven's. Although I have taken the form of Gaius Caligula, I am all men as I am no man and so I am a God" - Caligula

There are so many good lines in that one.

"Even a half-wit knows that. And you're a half-wit."

[Nation]

[Jules, Vincent and Jimmie are drinking coffee in Jimmie's kitchen]
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet sh*t! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET sh**t on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Jules.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how f'cking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SH*T. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n*gger in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N*gger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N*gger Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n*ggers ain't my f'cking business, that's why!

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Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the  a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

-Pulp Fiction

Classic!

[dazzleman]

Lean on Me, with Morgan Freeman.

Morgan Freeman is playing Joe Clark, the famous principal of East Side High in Paterson, NJ.

Freeman's character is locked up in jail on trumped-up charges by his political enemies, and his students are outside demonstrating for his release.

A black school board member, played by Robert Guillame (also played Benson on Soap) tells him he has to do something to calm down his kids, and tell them to go home.

Freeman's character snaps back, "I don't have to do anything but stay black and die."

I use that line sometimes when people tell me I have to do something.

[Max Power]

"...so help me God." - some guy playing Rick Santorum. The line is from Santorum's swearing in as President of the United States from his biographical movie Our Leader

...which will be alongside other classics as Reefer Madness, Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, and Half-Baked.

[??????????]

If you go to www.imdb.com on the left side of the movies they list you can find a memorable quotes section which is rather helpful.

[ian]

I've actually been thinking about this for a long time.  This topic inspired a lot of insightful and creative thought, and I've finally come to a conclusion.  From Happy Gilmore:
"Could I bother you for a nice warm glass of milk?"
"Could I bother you for a nice warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP?"
  Read the nametag, Grandma, you're in my world now."

[J. J.]

"...so help me God." - some guy playing Rick Santorum. The line is from Santorum's swearing in as President of the United States from his biographical movie Our Leader

Ah, I hate to tell you this Super, but "Our Leader" is the name of propaganda film commisioned by Hitler.  ;-)

[Jake]

The whole Bob Barker sequence in Happy Gilmore is priceless.

[Keystone Phil]

"...so help me God." - some guy playing Rick Santorum. The line is from Santorum's swearing in as President of the United States from his biographical movie Our Leader

Ah, I hate to tell you this Super, but "Our Leader" is the name of propaganda film commisioned by Hitler.  ;-)

I wrote that. Not Super. 

[Gustaf]

"Here's your shoe"
- The crazy guy in Royal Tnenbaums hands over a shoe to a drug addict who has just crashed through the wall. Very entertaining.