A very cool political ideology test

[Verily]

As a history prof told me:

You can tell a lot about a person by what side they take in regards to the French Revolution.

"Side" is a poor way of describing it. There were many sides to the French Revolution, both at the beginning and at the end. The number of people today who would have supported the aristocracy at the very beginning are unfathomably few in number. Personally, I would have been one of the constitutional monarchists and probably have ended up with my head chopped off in the Reign of Terror.

Anyway...

#1   Social-Liberal
#2   Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#3   American "Liberal"
#4   Social Democratic
#5   Liberal
#6   Liberal Socialist
#7   Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#8   Anarcho-Communist
#9   Marxist
#10   Christian Democratic
#11   Soviet "Communist"
#12   American "Conservative"
#13   Liberal Nationalist
#14   Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#15   Christian Socialist
#16   National Socialist
#17   Fascist
#18   Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Two questions essentially bumped up fascism to a high spot on mine.  First, I believe in a strong military.  I also answered in the affirmative to the "nationalism is cool" question.  Dedication to the state is a very important value to me.  We cannot maintain this prosperous, free society of ours without a clear social contract existing between individual and state.  In return for the liberties and opportunities America confers upon us the people must abide by good civic virtues.  We need to drop the "state vs. individual" mentality.

I have to wonder what the party whose flag you have in your sig would fall under. Probably National Socialists, despite not being Nazis and not really fascists (and they're probably the party I'd vote for too)

[Ban my account ffs!]

I took this test again, and it said my #1 ideology was anarcho-communism.  While I do have some beliefs that reflect that, I do not believe that the communist model is really attainable... at least not in a large-scale fashion.

I am a big supporter of utility and farm cooperatives and social organizations such as the Elks Club or the Moose Lodge because I believe that beyond individual ambition and merit, we are a nation of communities.  Perhaps I believe this because I grew up in a small town...

Anyway, here's the list:

#1   Anarcho-Communist
#2   Liberal Socialist
#3   Social-Liberal
#4   American "Liberal"
#5   Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#6   Social Democratic
#7   Marxist
#8   Liberal
#9   Soviet "Communist"
#10   Christian Socialist
#11   American "Conservative"
#12   Christian Democratic
#13   National Socialist
#14   Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#15   Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#16   Liberal Nationalist
#17   Fascist
#18   Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)

[Meeker]

My prediction of what I'd have as #1 was right...

#1 American "Liberal"
#2 Social Democratic
#3 Liberal Socialist
#4 Social-Liberal
#5 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#6 Anarcho-Communist
#7 Liberal
#8 Marxist
#9 Christian Democratic
#10 American "Conservative"
#11 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#12 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#13 Fascist
#14 Liberal Nationalist
#15 National Socialist
#16 Soviet "Communist"
#17 Christian Socialist
#18 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)


 

[Willy Woz]

 #1 Christian Socialist


 
#2 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)
 

 
#3 Fascist


 
#4 National Socialist


 
#5 Burkean (liberal) Conservative


 
#6 Soviet "Communist"


 
#7 Christian Democratic


 
#8 American "Conservative"


 
#9 Liberal Nationalist


 
#10 Anarcho-Communist


 
#11 Marxist


 
#12 American "Liberal"


 
#13 Liberal


 
#14 Liberal Socialist

 
#15 Social Democratic

 
#16 Social-Liberal

 
#17 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)


 
#18 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)


 

 
 
 

[Josh/Devilman88]

I re-took the test.


1 American "Liberal"
2 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
3 Social-Liberal
4 Liberal Nationalist
5 American "Conservative"
6 Liberal Socialist
7 Social Democratic
8 Anarcho-Communist
9 Marxist
10 Christian Democratic
11 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
12 Soviet "Communist"
13 National Socialist
14 Christian Socialist
15 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)
16 Fascist
17 Liberal
18 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
 

 

[Tetro Kornbluth]

Hugely problematic test.

The first question for example: Major industries and utilities should be owned by the government OR by workers' co-operatives, not by private individuals.

Define "Major industries or Utilities"? Also what if you against one option but not the other, chose no preference.

The Second and third Question: The how is really, really important here. Again NP.

From the questions I did answer I got:
#1: Social Liberal
#2: Clintonite Neo-liberal
#3: American Liberal
#4: Liberal
#5: Social Democratic
....
#14: Soviet Communist
#15: Christian Socialist
#16: National Socialist
#17: Revolutionary conservative
#18: Fascist

Well that last bit looks a bit right.

[Person Man]

I'm Groovy. 


#1 Social-Liberal
#2 American "Liberal"
#3 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#4 Social Democratic
#5 Liberal
#6 Liberal Socialist
#7 Anarcho-Communist
#8 Christian Democratic
#9 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)


What cannot be used to describe me-
#10 Marxist
#11 American "Conservative"
#12 Liberal Nationalist
#13 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#14 Soviet "Communist" - it's for commies!
#15 Fascist - it's for fascists!
#16 National Socialist
#17 Christian Socialist
#18 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)


 

[dead0man]

worst.political quiz.ever.

[Verily]

worst.political quiz.ever.

OMG IT DOSEN"T MENTiON LIBARTARIANZ!!!!1!

Because that's what "Liberal" means on the test. It's European.

[dead0man]

worst.political quiz.ever.

OMG IT DOSEN"T MENTiON LIBARTARIANZ!!!!1!

Because that's what "Liberal" means on the test. It's European.

Well now we know you know how to build a strawman.  What's your next trick?

[Kaine for Senate '18]

This test had some really terrible questions, but it got me dead on:
#1 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#2 American "Liberal"
#3 Social-Liberal
#4 Social Democratic
#5 Liberal Nationalist
#6 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#7 Liberal
#8 American "Conservative"
#9 Liberal Socialist
#10 Christian Democratic
#11 Fascist
#12 Marxist
#13 Anarcho-Communist
#14 National Socialist
#15 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#16 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)
#17 Soviet "Communist"
#18 Christian Socialist

[Person Man]

worst.political quiz.ever.

OMG IT DOSEN"T MENTiON LIBARTARIANZ!!!!1!

Because that's what "Liberal" means on the test. It's European.

What's a social liberal then? Someone like Tester or Webb who is socially liberal and economically centrist?

[Verily]

worst.political quiz.ever.

OMG IT DOSEN"T MENTiON LIBARTARIANZ!!!!1!

Because that's what "Liberal" means on the test. It's European.

What's a social liberal then? Someone like Tester or Webb who is socially liberal and economically centrist?

Yes, sort of. I think I'm a bit of a poster child for social liberalism. Good examples of social-liberal parties in Europe are the Liberal Democrats in Britain or the Mouvement Democrate in France or Democraten 66 in the Netherlands.

Liberal in the European sense is somewhat more economically right-wing: the Freie Demokratische Partei in Germany or the Volkspartij voor Vrijheid en Democratie in the Netherlands, though liberalism in Europe is a slightly below-right ideology, not a far-below-right ideology like libertarianism.

[Person Man]

So think Guiliani or Baucus?

[Hans-im-Glück]

This is the result of this test. No suprise

#1  Liberal Socialist
#2  American "Liberal"
#3  Anarcho-Communist
#4  Social-Liberal
#5  Social Democratic
#6  Marxist
#7  Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#8  Liberal
#9  Soviet "Communist"
#10 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#11 Christian Democratic
#12 Christian Socialist
#13 American "Conservative"
#14 National Socialist
#15 Liberal Nationalist
#16 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#17 Fascist
#18 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)

[War on Want]

#1 American "Liberal"


 
#2 Social-Liberal


 
#3 Social Democratic


 
#4 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)


 
#5 Liberal Socialist


 
#6 Christian Democratic


 
#7 Marxist


 
#8 Liberal


 
#9 Anarcho-Communist


 
#10 American "Conservative"


 
#11 Burkean (liberal) Conservative


 
#12 Liberal Nationalist


 
#13 Christian Socialist


 
#14 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)


 
#15 Soviet "Communist"


 
#16 Fascist


 
#17 National Socialist


 
#18 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right) 

[War on Want]

I think I should be either ranked as a Christian Socialist or a Social Democrat. I am really not an American Liberal.

[afleitch]

#1   Social-Liberal
#2   American "Liberal"
#3   Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#4   Social Democratic
#5   Liberal
#6   Liberal Socialist
#7   Anarcho-Communist
#8   Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#9   American "Conservative"
#10   Liberal Nationalist

[k-onmmunist]

  My #1 is: Social-Liberal   
  My #2 is: Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)   
  My #3 is: Social Democratic   
  My #4 is: American ''Liberal''   
  My #5 is: Anarcho-Communist   
  My #6 is: Liberal Socialist   
  My #7 is: Liberal   
  My #8 is: Marxist   
  My #9 is: American ''Conservative''   
  My #10 is: Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)   
  My #11 is: Christian Democratic   
  My #12 is: Liberal Nationalist   
  My #13 is: Soviet ''Communist''   
  My #14 is: National Socialist   
  My #15 is: Burkean (liberal) Conservative   
  My #16 is: Fascist   
  My #17 is: Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)   
  My #18 is: Christian Socialist 

Didn't expect that.

[Kaine for Senate '18]

This test had some really terrible questions, but it got me dead on:
#1 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#2 American "Liberal"
#3 Social-Liberal
#4 Social Democratic
#5 Liberal Nationalist
#6 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#7 Liberal
#8 American "Conservative"
#9 Liberal Socialist
#10 Christian Democratic
#11 Fascist
#12 Marxist
#13 Anarcho-Communist
#14 National Socialist
#15 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#16 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)
#17 Soviet "Communist"
#18 Christian Socialist

#1 is: American ''Liberal''   
#2 is: Liberal Nationalist   
#3 is: Fascist   
#4 is: American ''Conservative''   
#5 is: National Socialist   
#6 is: Social Democratic   
#7 is: Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)   
#8 is: Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)   
#9 is: Christian Democratic   
#10 is: Liberal Socialist   
#11 is: Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)   
#12 is: Social-Liberal   
#13 is: Burkean (liberal) Conservative   
#14 is: Marxist   
#15 is: Soviet ''Communist''   
#16 is: Liberal   
#17 is: Anarcho-Communist   
#18 is: Christian Socialist 

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

#3 is: Fascist 

Very appropiate.

[Earth]

#1 is: Liberal
#2 is: American ''Liberal''    
#3 is: Social-Liberal    
#4 is: Marxist    
#5 is: Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)    
#6 is: Social Democratic    
#7 is: Anarcho-Communist    
#8 is: Liberal Socialist    
#9 is: Soviet ''Communist''    
#10 is: Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)    
#11 is: Liberal Nationalist    
#12 is: Christian Socialist    
#13 is: American ''Conservative''    
#14 is: Burkean (liberal) Conservative    
#15 is: Christian Democratic    
#16 is: National Socialist    
#17 is: Fascist    
#18 is: Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)

[minionofmidas]

Beh, horrible questions (I really have never taken this test, btw. Anyways I don't remember it.)

Q1: Utilities should be. Other major industries should not.
Q3: Basic health care is.
Q4: It cannot ensure that. It can ensure that those who don't have work are not unnecessarily penalized, though.
Q5: It depends on the case at hand.
Q8: What exactly do they mean by "immigration should be prevented by a planned population policy"? Encouraging the natives to breed like rabbits?
Q14: Of course people aren't exactly "equal". But they're broadly equal and have equal rights. Which they're being in many ways denied by society (society broadly defined here), increasing inequality. Which I guess is what the test's author meant. Similar things go for Q15.
Q21: "Real Constitutional Republics" (in the sense of "real socialism"), yes. Ideal ones, no. Anyways all other tried forms of government are worse in that respect. Including "real socialism".

#1 Social-Liberal
#2 Anarcho-Communist
#3 American "Liberal"
#4 Liberal Socialist
#5 Social Democratic
#6 Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)
#7 Marxist
#8 Liberal
#9 Christian Democratic
#10 Soviet "Communist"
#11 Christian Socialist
#12 Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)
#13 American "Conservative"
#14 Burkean (liberal) Conservative
#15 Liberal Nationalist
#16 National Socialist
#17 Fascist
#18 Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)

Retooked.

My #1 is:   Social-Liberal     
My #2 is:   Anarcho-Communist    
My #3 is:   American ''Liberal''    
My #4 is:   Marxist    
My #5 is:   Liberal Socialist    
My #6 is:   Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)    
My #7 is:   Liberal    
My #8 is:   Social Democratic    
My #9 is:   Christian Socialist    
My #10 is:   Soviet ''Communist''    
My #11 is:   Christian Democratic    
My #12 is:   Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)    
My #13 is:   Burkean (liberal) Conservative    
My #14 is:   American ''Conservative''    
My #15 is:   National Socialist    
My #16 is:   Liberal Nationalist    
My #17 is:   Fascist    
My #18 is:   Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)    

They got these side graphs instead of percentages now... everything from 11 on down was showing as a zero.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

    My #1 is:   American ''Liberal''    
    My #2 is:   Liberal Socialist    
    My #3 is:   Social Democratic    
    My #4 is:   Anarcho-Communist    
    My #5 is:   Social-Liberal    
    My #6 is:   Marxist    
    My #7 is:   Left-wing Neoliberal (Clinton)    
    My #8 is:   Christian Democratic    
    My #9 is:   Liberal    
    My #10 is:   Burkean (liberal) Conservative    
    My #11 is:   Christian Socialist    
    My #12 is:   Soviet ''Communist''    
    My #13 is:   National Socialist    
    My #14 is:   Fascist    
    My #15 is:   Right-wing Neoliberal (Thatcher)    
    My #16 is:   American ''Conservative''    
    My #17 is:   Revolutionary Conservative/Monarchist (far right)    
    My #18 is:   Liberal Nationalist