these are pretty good choices, but i have to give my vote to Emsowrth
They're terrible. A 3rd party would get the votes of the liberals. One of these clowns is an extremist who opposes a minimum wage (86% of Americans support increasing it), and the other is a fascist. Clearly the fascist would win.
if i was playing partisan politics, then yes, these candidates would not fit me. However, unlike you, i have the ability to put my differences aside and look at the other attributes of a candidate. Ive always been impressed with Emsworth's ability to compromise and work his ass off for other people.