Would a "Sexual Republic" be a good idea?

[Joe Republic]

Are they mad because you are secretly jEW Republic as opposed to Joe Republic?

My fictional religious breakthrough is still a secret as far as my family is concerned, and I'd appreciate it if it stayed that way.

[KillerPollo]

No (Normal)

That doesn't even make logical sense.

^^^^^^

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Ah, Sexual Republic.  My long-lost half-sister.  She left the family a long time ago after a disagreement over her career choices.  I miss her, but I still wish she'd reconsider her direction in life.

I believe my cousin Banana Republic agrees with me on this, but I haven't spoken to him since he ran over our dog and then denied it, despite the evidence.

Are they mad because you are secretly jEW Republic as opposed to Joe Republic?

Shut up, Jewverett, you filthy Libertarian prude! Of course BRTD will put YOU to dance on a table where you belong!

[Max Power]

sigh.....if only I was moderator....of the off topic board too, I would enjoy deleting all of the sex topics and ruling with an iron fist.

I suppose you really ARE populist, then.

[DanielX]

No. I would likely join the Shoeless Libertarian Vigilantes and assassinate you. Or since Jake has already mentioned blowing up any "Republic" that you would have the stupidity to create, I could donate money to him so he can buy some nuclear weapons and put everyone in this "sexual republic" out of his/her misery, including you.

I would join BRTD's forces to take your ass out, and then after I defeat you, I'll assasinate BRTD and overthrow the republic.

PS: Not to mention I'll force evryone to breed with Japanese girls, so they'll have MORE japanese girls.

There are an insufficient number of japanese girls for everyone on the planet to reasonably breed with them. Either you are going to have to force japanese guys to impregnate non-japanese women, or are going to have to settle for also including Koreans and/or Chinese . Plus, you're going have to be careful with the genetics... you might end up with a lot of only marginally-Japanese girls.

BTW, I think i would join the Libertarian Vigilantes (even if I do like to wear shoes). Although to be honest, It wouldn't take much to force me to sleep with a woman who looks like the one in KillerPollo's sig .

[Everett]

Joe, since we're on the subject, what have you to say about People's Republic? How are you guys related to each other? Do you still keep in touch?

No (Normal)

That doesn't even make logical sense.

^^^^^^

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Ah, Sexual Republic.  My long-lost half-sister.  She left the family a long time ago after a disagreement over her career choices.  I miss her, but I still wish she'd reconsider her direction in life.

I believe my cousin Banana Republic agrees with me on this, but I haven't spoken to him since he ran over our dog and then denied it, despite the evidence.

Are they mad because you are secretly jEW Republic as opposed to Joe Republic?

Shut up, Jewverett, you filthy Libertarian prude! Of course BRTD will put YOU to dance on a table where you belong!

Nah, I'll shoot him first.

[Keystone Phil]

Step one would be to section off a barrier island in say New Jersey or the Outer Banks and have fully legalized nudity and public sex.

The weird thing is that this is the second time you suggested this. I think I might alert the authorities.

[Max Power]

Step one would be to section off a barrier island in say New Jersey or the Outer Banks and have fully legalized nudity and public sex.

The weird thing is that this is the second time you suggested this. I think I might alert the authorities.

Why? "OMG POLICEMAN THIS GUY I MEET ON THE INTERNETS WANTS SEX AND NUUUUDITY!!!!"

[TeePee4Prez]

Step one would be to section off a barrier island in say New Jersey or the Outer Banks and have fully legalized nudity and public sex.

The weird thing is that this is the second time you suggested this. I think I might alert the authorities.

Why? "OMG POLICEMAN THIS GUY I MEET ON THE INTERNETS WANTS SEX AND NUUUUDITY!!!!"

It's just suggesting something similar to Hedonism in Jamaica in the US much closer to home.  Plus I would also call for an age 18 minimum to enter the island and whatnot. 

[Storebought]

That "sexual republic" would go extinct even faster than the Bonobo chimps, the ones that hump all day instead of making tools and organizing hunting raids like the good murderous patriarchial chimps.

[Joe Republic]

Joe, since we're on the subject, what have you to say about People's Republic? How are you guys related to each other? Do you still keep in touch?

Yeah, my uncle is pretty cool.  We don't see that much of him these days because he and his family live over in Wilmington.  They've got this whole pinko commie thing goin' on - beard and sandals, Cobb for President banners, etc. - but he's still an awesome guy.

[Platypus]

Is his kid, Democratic, actually...Democratic? And whats the deal with Parliamentary Republic?

[MODU]

Get a life, BRTD.

I ask that the moderator delete this thread.

sigh.....if only I was moderator....of the off topic board too, I would enjoy deleting all of the sex topics and ruling with an iron fist.

You'd have my vote.

[KillerPollo]

Get a life, BRTD.

I ask that the moderator delete this thread.

sigh.....if only I was moderator....of the off topic board too, I would enjoy deleting all of the sex topics and ruling with an iron fist.

You'd have my vote.

How about instituting a no-sex threads rule?

[MODU]

How about instituting a no-sex threads rule?

I wouldn't mind that either. 

[MasterJedi]

How do you come up with all these idiotic ideas? Do you really have that much time on your hands?

[Frodo]

How do you come up with all these idiotic ideas? Do you really have that much time on your hands?

Hormones

[opebo]

That "sexual republic" would go extinct even faster than the Bonobo chimps, the ones that hump all day instead of making tools and organizing hunting raids like the good murderous patriarchial chimps.

I don't think the Bonobos are extinct, prude-ape.

[Democratic Hawk]

How do you come up with all these idiotic ideas? Do you really have that much time on your hands?

Hormones

And raging by the sound of it

Dave

[Giant Saguaro]

lol, a "sex republic"? If, generally contingent upon everyone's evacuation, it could be used for a bomb test area.

[Keystone Phil]

I don't think the Bonobos are extinct, prude-ape.

Prude-ape. Wow. That one is a good one. Please call me that (and I'm serious when I ask you to do that).

[MODU]

I don't think the Bonobos are extinct, prude-ape.

Prude-ape. Wow. That one is a good one. Please call me that (and I'm serious when I ask you to do that).

Can I call you that too, Prude-ape? hehehe . . . might even be able to rhyme.  hahah . . . how about . . .

I knew a man
named Prude-ape
who sat around
eating a grrrr-ape?

HAHAHA

[MasterJedi]

That "sexual republic" would go extinct even faster than the Bonobo chimps, the ones that hump all day instead of making tools and organizing hunting raids like the good murderous patriarchial chimps.

I don't think the Bonobos are extinct, prude-ape.

Opebo's being a prude-ape but Bonobos aren't extinct.

[Storebought]

That "sexual republic" would go extinct even faster than the Bonobo chimps, the ones that hump all day instead of making tools and organizing hunting raids like the good murderous patriarchial chimps.

I don't think the Bonobos are extinct, prude-ape.

Opebo's being a prude-ape but Bonobos aren't extinct.

I meant to say, " ... hurtle towards extinction faster than the Bonobo chimps ...", which is indisputably true. Even the mountain gorillas are putting up a better fight towards self-preservation, even with the loss of habitat, than silly Bonobos.

It's odd: two creatures that face extinction because of dysfunctional sexual habits are the pandas, who will not do it, neither in the wild nor in captivity, and Bonobo chimps that hump at the slightest provocation.

[minionofmidas]

Imagine if I seized power in a coup and what I'd turn the country into. Make sense now?

But Islam prescribes a ton of things you're supposed to do in life, so modelling a country after it simply means that all residents are required to follow these things.  What would a "sexual republic" be?  A country in which everyone is required to do nothing but have sex?

The most logical interpretation would be a country where elected officials need to have sex, and where anti-sexual activities are strictly forbidden.

[minionofmidas]

Get a life, BRTD.

I ask that the moderator delete this thread.

sigh.....if only I was moderator....of the off topic board too, I would enjoy deleting all of the sex topics and ruling with an iron fist.

You'd have my vote.

How about instituting a no-sex threads rule?

How about instituting a separate no-sex threads board? Just one, mind?