Why I don't give a rat's arse about abortion

[MaC]

1.I'm not a woman
2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant
3.Both sides yell about this issue so much, it makes me think about other "important" issues.

There, now hate me

[Jake]

You didn't need a whole topic to say you're a dumbass.

[Moooooo]

[Speed of Sound]

There, now hate me

I hate you.

[TeePee4Prez]

You didn't need a whole topic to say you're a dumbass.

Are you always this charming?

[KillerPollo]

2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant

Actually that's not correct! Haven't you seen any of the Alien movies? The thing that comes out of the egg, head-rapes you, and gets you pregnant, and you die at childbirth.

[John Dibble]

2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant

Actually that's not correct! Haven't you seen any of the Alien movies? The thing that comes out of the egg, head-rapes you, and gets you pregnant, and you die at childbirth.

Yeah, but gestation is so fast the only really effective treatment is the morning after pill - getting an appointment at the abortion clinic would take too long.

[MaC]

You didn't need a whole topic to say you're a dumbass.

I never said I was Alcon

[KillerPollo]

You didn't need a whole topic to say you're a dumbass.

I never said I was Alcon

OMG! OH SNAP!

[??????????]

You didn't need a whole topic to say you're a dumbass.

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[MaC]

Side 1: Oh, it's my body I'll do what I want with it.  I'll have lots of promiscous sex and I'll abort every time to piss off the right.

Side 2: Oh no you di'nt.  You f---ing baby killer.  You gonna pay for that.  I don't care if what the circumstatnces are you are a bloody murderer.  It's only 9 months of pregnancy and any woman can put up with that inconvinience on her personal time or money

Side 1: BUT IT'S MY BODDYYYYYYY!!!!

Yes, I'll admit it's a strawman, but I'm sick of heaing about it (or some deviation of this argument) in political circles.  Neither side can really convince me that their argument is better.  I tune them out because they're so adamant about it that it's sickening.  They are the obvious dumbasses, not me.

[7,052,770]

1.I'm not a woman
2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant
3.Both sides yell about this issue so much, it makes me think about other "important" issues.

There, now hate me

I agree 100%

[Joe Republic]

1.I'm not a woman
2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant
3.Both sides yell about this issue so much, it makes me think about other "important" issues.

There, now hate me

I agree 100%

As do I.  I'll wait until my girlfriend gets pregnant before I start giving a sh**t about this issue.

[12th Doctor]

Side 1: Oh, it's my body I'll do what I want with it.  I'll have lots of promiscous sex and I'll abort every time to piss off the right.

Side 2: Oh no you di'nt.  You f---ing baby killer.  You gonna pay for that.  I don't care if what the circumstatnces are you are a bloody murderer.  It's only 9 months of pregnancy and any woman can put up with that inconvinience on her personal time or money

Side 1: BUT IT'S MY BODDYYYYYYY!!!!

Yes, I'll admit it's a strawman, but I'm sick of heaing about it (or some deviation of this argument) in political circles.  Neither side can really convince me that their argument is better.  I tune them out because they're so adamant about it that it's sickening.  They are the obvious dumbasses, not me.

Yeah, Side 2 is completely representative of what I said and what I think, along with a vast majority of other people I have spoken too on this issue.

[Speed of Sound]

Side 1: Oh, it's my body I'll do what I want with it.  I'll have lots of promiscous sex and I'll abort every time to piss off the right.

Side 2: Oh no you di'nt.  You f---ing baby killer.  You gonna pay for that.  I don't care if what the circumstatnces are you are a bloody murderer.  It's only 9 months of pregnancy and any woman can put up with that inconvinience on her personal time or money

Side 1: BUT IT'S MY BODDYYYYYYY!!!!

Yes, I'll admit it's a strawman, but I'm sick of heaing about it (or some deviation of this argument) in political circles.  Neither side can really convince me that their argument is better.  I tune them out because they're so adamant about it that it's sickening.  They are the obvious dumbasses, not me.

Yeah, Side 2 is completely representative of what I said and what I think, along with a vast majority of other people I have spoken too on this issue.

Yeah, and side 1 almost fits my argument as well

[The Dowager Mod]

1.I'm not a woman
2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant
3.Both sides yell about this issue so much, it makes me think about other "important" issues.

There, now hate me

I agree 100%

As do I.  I'll wait until my girlfriend gets pregnant before I start giving a sh**t about this issue.

You smooth bastard you.

[Max Power]

Abortion is the most boring topic for me. I think that we should discourage in through education, such as which has been done with smoking. This is also the issue I can't take the activists on either side on, like you, MC Hammer.

[Ebowed]

1.I'm not a woman
2.There's 0% chance of me getting pregnant
3.Both sides yell about this issue so much, it makes me think about other "important" issues.

There, now hate me

I agree 100%

As do I.  I'll wait until my girlfriend gets pregnant before I start giving a sh**t about this issue.

Nice to see you planning ahead.

Sorry but I see this issue as more important than individual choices women make.  Maybe I'm nuts, but the fact that a third of my generation has been aborted bothers me.

[Joe Republic]

I'll wait until my girlfriend gets pregnant before I start giving a sh**t about this issue.

Nice to see you planning ahead.
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I'm guessing that's sarcasm.  I'm sorry, but abortion matters very little to me for the exact same reasons that M&C already gave.

Just like most Americans had no opinion whatsoever on al-Qaeda or Afghanistan before 9/11 happened, I also have no opinion on abortion until it directly affects me in some way.