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« on: October 23, 2005, 03:41:15 PM »
What would she be like?
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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2005, 03:44:22 PM »
Dead.
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2005, 03:45:12 PM »
Pretty much the same...she'd probably be a prostitute in the USA to maximize profits.
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2005, 03:46:52 PM »
She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2005, 03:48:34 PM »
Quote from: © Boss Tweed on October 23, 2005, 03:45:12 PM
Pretty much the same...she'd probably be a prostitute in the USA to maximize profits.

Wouldn't that be working though?
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2005, 03:49:43 PM »
Quote from: Pruderett on October 23, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.

No, more likely she would have aborted the first few, and eventually one of the abortions would be botched and she'd find herself unable to have sex ever again or something.
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2005, 03:51:44 PM »
Quote from: BRTD on October 23, 2005, 03:48:34 PM
Quote from: © Boss Tweed on October 23, 2005, 03:45:12 PM
Pretty much the same...she'd probably be a prostitute in the USA to maximize profits.

Wouldn't that be working though?

Depends how you look at it.
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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2005, 03:52:34 PM »
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on October 23, 2005, 03:49:43 PM
Quote from: Pruderett on October 23, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.

No, more likely she would have aborted the first few, and eventually one of the abortions would be botched and she'd find herself unable to have sex ever again or something.

I think she'd probably just get her tubes tied.
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2005, 04:04:46 PM »
Quote from: BRTD on October 23, 2005, 03:52:34 PM
Quote from: SE Magistrate John Dibble on October 23, 2005, 03:49:43 PM
Quote from: Pruderett on October 23, 2005, 03:46:52 PM
She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.

No, more likely she would have aborted the first few, and eventually one of the abortions would be botched and she'd find herself unable to have sex ever again or something.

I think she'd probably just get her tubes tied.

That would require thinking ahead, which is not something opebo does.
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2005, 04:24:13 PM »
She'd have a trophy room of aborted fetus jars.
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2005, 05:03:58 PM »
Quote from: Kefka on October 23, 2005, 04:24:13 PM
She'd have a trophy room of aborted fetus jars.
Angry eeeewwww.....
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2005, 05:52:39 PM »
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2005, 09:32:38 PM »
Actually, now that I think of it...

Two words: Paris Hilton.
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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2005, 09:47:20 PM »
Quote from: jEWverett on October 23, 2005, 09:32:38 PM
Actually, now that I think of it...

Two words: Paris Hilton.

No, Paris agreed to do a television show where she had to do work - opebo would be too lazy.
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2005, 09:48:22 PM »
and I don't recall her proposing feeding Christians to the lions.

I honestly can not imagine blue opebo as a female. Read his old posts and imagine a woman saying that.
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« Reply #15 on: October 24, 2005, 10:45:10 AM »
Quote from: Everett on October 23, 2005, 09:32:38 PM
Actually, now that I think of it...

Two words: Paris Hilton.

No, Paris Hilton isn't that stupid.

My guess is that a female Opebo could say "Hi sailor" in 37 different languages.
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