If opebo were female...

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What would she be like?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Pretty much the same...she'd probably be a prostitute in the USA to maximize profits.

Wouldn't that be working though?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.

No, more likely she would have aborted the first few, and eventually one of the abortions would be botched and she'd find herself unable to have sex ever again or something.

I think she'd probably just get her tubes tied.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

and I don't recall her proposing feeding Christians to the lions.

I honestly can not imagine blue opebo as a female. Read his old posts and imagine a woman saying that.