If opebo were female...

[John Dibble]

She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.

No, more likely she would have aborted the first few, and eventually one of the abortions would be botched and she'd find herself unable to have sex ever again or something.

[John Dibble]

She would have about twenty children by now, which would mean that, as Casey said, she would be dead.

No, more likely she would have aborted the first few, and eventually one of the abortions would be botched and she'd find herself unable to have sex ever again or something.

I think she'd probably just get her tubes tied.

That would require thinking ahead, which is not something opebo does.

[John Dibble]

Actually, now that I think of it...

Two words: Paris Hilton.

No, Paris agreed to do a television show where she had to do work - opebo would be too lazy.