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The Man From G.O.P.
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« on: November 17, 2005, 10:30:01 PM »
I must do this every year....

Just to warn all of you, effective immeadiatley I am now offically the "Grand Potentate, President for life, and Immortal hero of Atlasia"

Al senators, judges, pres. and vp as well as all other representatives now report directley to me.

All military forces of the country have sworn alleigence to me and are under my direct control.

Those who comply quickly will find themselves in new positions of great power (under me of course) those who resist, shall face certain death.

That is all for now, await further addresses by your glorious leader.
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« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2005, 10:31:10 PM »
While Dictator, can you please fix the budget problem?
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« Reply #2 on: November 17, 2005, 10:31:49 PM »
*yawn*
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The Man From G.O.P.
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« Reply #3 on: November 17, 2005, 10:32:29 PM »
Quote from: Vice-President Defarge on November 17, 2005, 10:31:10 PM
While Dictator, can you please fix the budget problem?

We need not a budget, all your money belongs to me. You can have some per request. (maybe)
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The Man From G.O.P.
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« Reply #4 on: November 17, 2005, 10:33:24 PM »

Dean shall be the first to die!

Dean, you shall burn at the stake in front of all the plebeians at dawn.
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2005, 10:39:08 PM »
Quote from: TN2024 on November 17, 2005, 10:33:24 PM

Dean shall be the first to die!

Dean, you shall burn at the stake in front of all the plebeians at dawn.
And you shall be the be the first to be attacked by opebo's lions.
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The Man From G.O.P.
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2005, 10:41:21 PM »
Quote from: Dean on November 17, 2005, 10:39:08 PM
Quote from: TN2024 on November 17, 2005, 10:33:24 PM

Dean shall be the first to die!

Dean, you shall burn at the stake in front of all the plebeians at dawn.
And you shall be the be the first to be attacked by opebo's lions.

Obepo's lions have been placed in the Lord Protector Norris Zoo for safe keeping and are no threat to me
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM »
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2005, 10:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Alcon on November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
And shaved.
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2005, 10:59:54 PM »
*waits patiently for further addresses*
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2005, 11:17:26 PM »
<impales TN2024 with a particularly sharp tea scone, feeds the corpse to opebo's lions, then feeds the lions to Mike Naso, then tosses Naso into a black hole>
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« Reply #11 on: November 18, 2005, 03:43:55 AM »
Oh yeah, I remember the last time this happened.  I joined in and invaded West Virginia, if I remember correctly.  Then I got bored and surrendered.

Good times.
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« Reply #12 on: November 18, 2005, 03:47:41 AM »
Quote from: TN2024 on November 17, 2005, 10:32:29 PM
We need not a budget, all your money belongs to me. You can have some per request. (maybe)

All your money are belong to TN2024.

You have no chance to balance budget make your time.
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Gabu
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« Reply #13 on: November 18, 2005, 04:10:38 AM »
Also:
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2005, 12:52:20 PM »
No offense, but we have serious problems here.
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« Reply #15 on: November 18, 2005, 12:56:19 PM »
Quote from: Supersoulty on November 18, 2005, 12:52:20 PM
No offense, but we have serious problems here.

*shakes head* You want me to execute him for you TN2024?
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« Reply #16 on: November 18, 2005, 01:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Lt. Governor Max Power on November 17, 2005, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Alcon on November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
And shaved.

What is y'all's problem?  I like Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2005, 01:15:00 PM »
Quote from: SoD Ron Dubya on November 18, 2005, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor Max Power on November 17, 2005, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Alcon on November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
And shaved.

What is y'all's problem?  I like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris disagrees with the word "y'all".  To show his disapproval of it, he will sacrifice ten kittens at dawn on a satanic altar.

If I were you, I'd retract the word while you still can.
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« Reply #18 on: November 18, 2005, 04:51:47 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 18, 2005, 01:15:00 PM
Quote from: SoD Ron Dubya on November 18, 2005, 01:02:00 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor Max Power on November 17, 2005, 10:57:40 PM
Quote from: Alcon on November 17, 2005, 10:46:44 PM
Why is the lord protector named Norris?  Is it Chuck Norris?  Because that guy should be shot.
And shaved.

What is y'all's problem?  I like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris disagrees with the word "y'all".  To show his disapproval of it, he will sacrifice ten kittens at dawn on a satanic altar.

If I were you, I'd retract the word while you still can.

Huh?
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #19 on: November 18, 2005, 05:11:23 PM »

http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php Wink
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WiseGuy
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« Reply #20 on: November 18, 2005, 05:16:11 PM »
O...K...I still don't get it.
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #21 on: November 18, 2005, 05:50:55 PM »
Never mind then.  Apparently you never will. Tongue
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« Reply #22 on: November 18, 2005, 06:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on November 18, 2005, 05:50:55 PM
Never mind then.  Apparently you never will. Tongue

Sorry...I saw something about him inventing a gadet that scrabbles eggs before you crack them and something about him gargling with anti-freeze, but I didn't get how that applied to cats being sacrificed to satan.
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« Reply #23 on: November 18, 2005, 06:10:57 PM »
« Edited: November 18, 2005, 06:14:49 PM by Joe Republic »
We were playing on Chuck Norris' ironic pseudo-cult status.  It's kind of a mockery/praising of him, given that he's a ninja cowboy B-movie actor, and that's certainly... an achievement.  I linked to that page to try and demonstrate what I mean.

Even his Wikipedia bio contains the sentence, "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried."

Apparently he's cool with it, given his cameo in Dodgeball.

This thread has certainly gotten a little random.
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« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2005, 06:13:42 PM »
Quote from: Crazed Libertarian CheeseWhiz on November 18, 2005, 12:56:19 PM
Quote from: Supersoulty on November 18, 2005, 12:52:20 PM
No offense, but we have serious problems here.

*shakes head* You want me to execute him for you TN2024?

My offer still stands, my Lord *kneels*
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