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« Reply #25 on: December 08, 2005, 09:37:16 PM »

I'd vote opebo but jmfcst would win. Jmf is not that much more extreme than Bush.
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« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2005, 03:21:21 PM »

Jmf is not that much more extreme than Bush.

Correct as usual nclib!

Btw, as it stands at this moment, 64% of the forum are religious.
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2005, 09:49:58 PM »

and me and SoS are religiouses for opebo.

BTW J-Mann's map might be accurate except jmfcst wouldn't win Utah. The Mormons sure as hell wouldn't vote for him. He'd probably win a state like Mississippi.
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« Reply #28 on: December 11, 2005, 12:54:12 PM »

what would be the plural for the fictional adj. form of religious? Religoui?
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« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2005, 08:34:44 AM »


Please explain this, TheWildCard.
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« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2006, 01:11:12 PM »


That would be the preferable option Smiley. I'd like to think they wouldn't even win DC or Utah

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« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2006, 01:16:46 PM »

That would be the preferable option Smiley. I'd like to think they wouldn't even win DC or Utah

Dave

I agree. Jmfcst could not win Utah due to his opinions of Mormonism.
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« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2006, 01:56:07 PM »

I think I'd rather be fed to the lions than suffer some "Christian" version of the Taliban

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« Reply #33 on: February 09, 2006, 07:08:37 PM »
« Edited: February 09, 2006, 07:10:53 PM by jmfcst »

That would be the preferable option Smiley. I'd like to think they wouldn't even win DC or Utah

Dave

I agree. Jmfcst could not win Utah due to his opinions of Mormonism.

Dude, Mormonism doesn't consider you and me Christians either:

The true gospel was lost from the earth. Mormonism is its restoration (Bruce R. McConkie, Mormon Doctrine, p. 635). They teach there was an apostasy and the true church ceased to exist on earth.

We need prophets today, the same as in the Old Testament (Mormon Doctrine, p. 606).

The Book of Mormon is more correct than the Bible (History of the Church, 4:461).

If it had not been for Joseph Smith and the restoration, there would be no salvation. There is no salvation [the context is the full gospel including exaltation to Godhood] outside the church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormon Doctrine, p. 670).

There is a mother god (Articles of Faith, by James Talmadge, p. 443).

God used to be a man on another planet (Mormon Doctrine, p. 321; Joseph Smith, Times and Seasons, Vol. 5, pp. 613-614; Orson Pratt, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 2, p. 345; Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 7, p. 333).

After you become a good Mormon, you have the potential of becoming a god (Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith, pp. 345-347, 354).

God the Father had a Father (Joseph Smith, History of the Church, Vol. 6, p. 476; Heber C. Kimball, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 5, p. 19; Milton Hunter, First Council of the Seventy, Gospel through the Ages, p. 104-105).

God resides near a star called Kolob (Pearl of Great Price, pp. 34-35; Mormon Doctrine, p. 428 ).

God the Father has a body of flesh and bones (Doctrine and Covenants, 130:22).

God is in the form of a man (Joseph Smith, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 6, p. 3).

God is married to his goddess wife and has spirit children (Mormon Doctrine, p. 516).

We were first begotten as spirit children in heaven and then born naturally on earth (Journal of Discourse, Vol. 4, p. 218 ).

The first spirit to be born in heaven was Jesus (Mormon Doctrine, p. 129).

The Devil was born as a spirit after Jesus "in the morning of pre-existence" (Mormon Doctrine, p. 192).

Jesus and Satan are spirit brothers and we were all born as siblings in heaven to them both (Mormon Doctrine, p. 163).

A plan of salvation was needed for the people of earth so Jesus offered a plan to the Father and Satan offered a plan to the Father but Jesus' plan was accepted. In effect the Devil wanted to be the Saviour of all Mankind and to "deny men their agency and to dethrone god" (Mormon Doctrine, p. 193; Journal of Discourses, Vol. 6, p. Cool.

God had sexual relations with Mary to make the body of Jesus (Brigham Young, Journal of Discourses, Vol. 4, p. 218, 1857; Vol. 8, p. 115). This one is disputed among many Mormons and not always 'officially' taught and believed. Nevertheless, Brigham Young, the second prophet of the Mormon church, taught it.

Jesus' sacrifice was not able to cleanse us from all our sins, (murder and repeated adultery are exceptions) (Journal of Discourses, Vol. 3, p. 247, 1856).

Good works are necessary for salvation (Articles of Faith, p. 92).

There is no salvation without accepting Joseph Smith as a prophet of God (Doctrines of Salvation, Vol. 1, p. 188).

Baptism for the dead (Doctrines of Salvation, Vol. II, p. 141). This is a practice of baptizing each other in place of non-Mormons who are now dead. Their belief is that in the afterlife, the "newly baptized" person will be able to enter into a higher level of Mormon heaven.

The Holy Ghost is a male personage (Le Grand Richards, Salt Lake City, A
Marvellous Work and a Wonder, 1956, p. 118; Journal of Discourses, Vol. 5, p. 179).
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« Reply #34 on: February 13, 2006, 07:58:11 PM »

While I'm sure that a viable third party option -- like McGruff the Crime Dog, for instance -- would win in a landslide, I voted for Opebo.
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« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2013, 03:25:34 PM »

bump
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« Reply #36 on: July 01, 2013, 03:30:56 PM »

Since the jmfcts is dearly departed, your numbers should increase dramatically.  Smiley
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« Reply #37 on: July 01, 2013, 06:17:42 PM »

A Google brought this up: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jmfcst
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« Reply #38 on: July 01, 2013, 08:38:59 PM »
« Edited: July 01, 2013, 08:44:06 PM by HockeyDude »

opebo vs. someone who would go on ahead and just press the button to bring on the end times.  





Hmmmm...
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« Reply #39 on: July 02, 2013, 11:41:30 AM »


Interesting!  There is no entry for an opebo.
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