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Frodo
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« Reply #250 on: January 02, 2006, 07:10:02 PM »
Gets trampled by a herd of bison before having his remains torn apart by coyotes. 
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« Reply #251 on: January 02, 2006, 07:11:38 PM »
Cocaine overdose
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« Reply #252 on: January 02, 2006, 07:12:14 PM »
Ass raped then throat slit.
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« Reply #253 on: January 02, 2006, 07:12:30 PM »
Quote from: Frodo on January 02, 2006, 07:10:02 PM
Gets trampled by a herd of bison before having his remains torn by coyotes. 

The score would still be Blue Rectangle: 20, Bison: 1.  I've eaten shark for the same reason: I'll take more than my share with me before I die!  HAHA!

Now I need to eat some coyotes.
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« Reply #254 on: January 02, 2006, 07:14:36 PM »
Jedi:  Blocks AkSaber's phaser blast with lightsaber, but forgets lightsabers can't block phasers and gets fried.
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« Reply #255 on: January 02, 2006, 07:15:05 PM »
nuclear war.
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« Reply #256 on: January 02, 2006, 07:15:50 PM »
heart attack resulting from excessive masturbation
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« Reply #257 on: January 02, 2006, 07:16:39 PM »
Jumps off a bridge and doesn't realize how high it is


Take your fag fantasies somewhere else
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« Reply #258 on: January 02, 2006, 07:19:50 PM »
Argues case before the U.S. Supreme Court.  Loses.  Is executed.
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« Reply #259 on: January 02, 2006, 07:31:32 PM »
Roundhouse kick.
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« Reply #260 on: January 02, 2006, 07:32:43 PM »
for riceowl:  explodes from eating a mentos right after drinking a can of diet coke
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« Reply #261 on: January 02, 2006, 07:44:49 PM »
Tragic emo-related accident.
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« Reply #262 on: January 02, 2006, 07:45:45 PM »
Murdered by heir to the throne
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« Reply #263 on: January 02, 2006, 07:47:01 PM »
Too gruesome to tell. It makes me terrified just to think of it.
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« Reply #264 on: January 02, 2006, 07:47:05 PM »
Bleeds to death following freak shaving accident
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« Reply #265 on: January 02, 2006, 07:48:38 PM »
Kicked to death after accidentally trying to shave a bull moose.
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« Reply #266 on: January 02, 2006, 07:49:28 PM »
Shot while stealing shampoo from a hair salon.
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« Reply #267 on: January 02, 2006, 07:51:24 PM »
Assasinated by Soviet Agents.
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« Reply #268 on: January 02, 2006, 07:52:55 PM »
Pickled in a massive Jello manufacturing accident.
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Frodo
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« Reply #269 on: January 02, 2006, 07:57:30 PM »
Is dethroned, and then gets thrown into a pit full of starving wolves by an usurper. 
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« Reply #270 on: January 02, 2006, 07:59:03 PM »
Photon torpedo mishap.
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« Reply #271 on: January 02, 2006, 08:08:28 PM »
nuclear war.
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« Reply #272 on: January 02, 2006, 08:15:12 PM »
continent sinks.
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« Reply #273 on: January 02, 2006, 09:08:53 PM »
Killed committing a baserunning error with his girlfriend.
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dazzleman
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« Reply #274 on: January 02, 2006, 09:13:49 PM »
Quote from: (Lt.) Governor Everett on January 02, 2006, 07:34:32 PM
Dies from a really bizarre prank that he encouraged Jake to play. Wink

Yeah, I like the fact that Jake is a wiseass and likes to cause trouble.  A man after my own heart. Tongue
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