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« Reply #800 on: March 13, 2012, 08:32:42 PM »
Being mistaken for a cancer by Rick Perry. And Rick Perry hates cancer. And loves to carry a gun.
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Grumpier Than Thou
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« Reply #801 on: March 13, 2012, 08:40:04 PM »
Mittbot hunts him down after a massive system meltdown.
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Oakvale
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« Reply #802 on: March 13, 2012, 08:43:39 PM »
Dam disaster.
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« Reply #803 on: March 13, 2012, 10:53:54 PM »
Collateral damage in the Fifth Irish War of Independence.
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« Reply #804 on: March 14, 2012, 12:37:19 AM »
Something with Mitt Romney, a dog and a car.... put something together with that...
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« Reply #805 on: March 14, 2012, 12:44:31 AM »
Killed as a bystander in the Great Mormon Riots of 2012 after Mitt Romney loses his Presidential election (after winning on election night, it turns out that almost all of his electors were actually Ninja Delegates for Ron Paul)
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« Reply #806 on: March 14, 2012, 12:52:43 AM »
Heart attack from too much bacon!
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« Reply #807 on: March 14, 2012, 05:03:22 AM »
If he's made it this far already, just plain old age seems most likely.
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« Reply #808 on: March 14, 2012, 07:10:27 AM »
Is killed in an epic sword duel with Vladimir Putin, during the height of the comming invasion. But just before death, he pulls the pin on his hand grenade and sends his rival to hell. 

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Grumpier Than Thou
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« Reply #809 on: March 14, 2012, 03:31:54 PM »
Falling cabbages.
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« Reply #810 on: March 14, 2012, 03:47:59 PM »
Brawl on a convention floor.
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« Reply #811 on: March 14, 2012, 03:50:24 PM »
After the sea floods his town. Hence, seatown.
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Oakvale
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« Reply #812 on: March 14, 2012, 04:09:08 PM »
Surprised, shot.
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« Reply #813 on: March 14, 2012, 05:13:04 PM »
Shot by a Paultard death squad who discovers he has been lurking on their forums to mock their cult.
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« Reply #814 on: March 14, 2012, 05:17:58 PM »
Assassinated by Stephen Harper's secret agents for engaging in "Un-Canadian activities" like criticizing his policies.
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« Reply #815 on: March 14, 2012, 05:36:26 PM »
Aeroplane accident.
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« Reply #816 on: March 14, 2012, 05:39:04 PM »
A flood that carries him out to sea.
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« Reply #817 on: March 14, 2012, 05:57:48 PM »
Tsunami
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« Reply #818 on: March 14, 2012, 06:30:53 PM »
Shot to death while working as Rick Perry's personal assistant. Rick likes to wave with his gun and... OOOPS.
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« Reply #819 on: March 14, 2012, 06:47:38 PM »
Shot by supporters of Fmr. Gov. Ronaldo Lessa (PDT-AL) during a brawl in Maceio, Alagoas while campaigning for arch-rival Sen. Fernando 'Fernie' Collor 'Color of Melon' (PTB-AL) in the 2020 Alagoas gubernatorial election.
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« Reply #820 on: March 14, 2012, 07:38:59 PM »
Jesus walks down from heaven and eats his heart.
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« Reply #821 on: March 14, 2012, 07:47:11 PM »
Overdose or getting shot while at a concert for some great hip indie band down at the club scene, dude.
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« Reply #822 on: March 14, 2012, 08:23:45 PM »
Shot by the DONT LEGISLATE MY VAGINA lady.
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Oakvale
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« Reply #823 on: March 14, 2012, 08:57:20 PM »
"Deluge?!"

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« Reply #824 on: March 14, 2012, 09:03:07 PM »
Two words: Michael Collins.
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