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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« Reply #875 on: October 14, 2012, 12:21:41 PM »

Car crash.
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« Reply #876 on: October 14, 2012, 12:45:41 PM »

Shot dead while working as a community organizer in the Bronx. 
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« Reply #877 on: October 15, 2012, 06:59:28 AM »

Killed by home robbers when posting.
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« Reply #878 on: October 15, 2012, 08:21:30 AM »

Triumphantly executed in the post-Revolution period.
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« Reply #879 on: October 15, 2012, 09:08:49 AM »

Slips on a banana peel and gets run over by a clown car.
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« Reply #880 on: October 15, 2012, 04:57:29 PM »

Looks the wrong way when crossing street, gets hit by horse and buggy. Not particularly injured, but is taken to the hospital anyway. At the hospital he contracts a horrible disease from a nurse that he had sexual relations which. The disease goes on to wipe out all of the human population, and Lord Xenu dies of loneliness being the last person alive, having defeated the disease.
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« Reply #881 on: October 15, 2012, 05:23:16 PM »

Drowns in the Hudson.
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« Reply #882 on: October 15, 2012, 07:45:57 PM »

Drinking as an older man.
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« Reply #883 on: October 16, 2012, 05:25:59 AM »

Skiing accident.
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« Reply #884 on: October 16, 2012, 08:26:16 AM »

Lung cancer.
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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« Reply #885 on: October 16, 2012, 12:08:52 PM »

Natural causes.
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« Reply #886 on: October 17, 2012, 12:48:57 PM »
« Edited: October 17, 2012, 12:56:25 PM by Oldiesfreak1854 »

Car crash caused by drunk driving, murdered by the Mob, or a drug overdose.  Most likely #2.
Shot dead while working as a community organizer in the Bronx.  
Although I could see this too.
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« Reply #887 on: October 17, 2012, 02:29:25 PM »

Jenny the Robot kills him in rage when he realizes Kim Possible is hotter.
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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #888 on: October 17, 2012, 02:30:06 PM »

Late seventies or so, heart disease or renal failure. Very middle-of-the-road in a way.
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« Reply #889 on: October 17, 2012, 03:24:35 PM »

Seppku.
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« Reply #890 on: October 17, 2012, 04:08:26 PM »

Suicide after Romney is elected President.
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« Reply #891 on: October 17, 2012, 04:36:44 PM »

Trampled by stampede of ponies
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« Reply #892 on: October 17, 2012, 04:47:35 PM »

Crushed to death
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« Reply #893 on: October 17, 2012, 04:58:44 PM »

20RP12:
Overdose on heroin, crack, or some other narcotic.

Vosem:
Alcohol poisoning from drinking too much vodka.

Jenny the Robot kills him in rage when he realizes Kim Possible is hotter.
Are you kidding me!?  Kim Possible is NOT hotter than Jenny!!!  And I don't think it's entirely fair to compare them, since Kim Possible is a spy, and Jenny is just, well, a superhero/battle robot.
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« Reply #894 on: October 18, 2012, 10:30:01 AM »

Assassinated by Viacom after he takes the copyright notice out of his sig to make room.
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« Reply #895 on: October 18, 2012, 10:54:20 AM »

Meteorite lands in his soup, he doesn't notice, eats it, then his stomach gets rotted out from the crazy new life form it carried.
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« Reply #896 on: October 18, 2012, 12:35:00 PM »

Bitten by a poisonous snake in the Australian outback.
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« Reply #897 on: October 18, 2012, 12:50:34 PM »

Frostbite at a Wolverines game
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« Reply #898 on: October 18, 2012, 02:58:03 PM »

Suicide after the Mets continue to be the Mets
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« Reply #899 on: October 19, 2012, 09:44:08 AM »

As every rock star, dies from drug overdose
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