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Undisguised Sockpuppet
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« Reply #400 on: February 13, 2006, 08:45:26 AM »
ed up the ass to death.
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nini2287
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« Reply #401 on: February 13, 2006, 11:14:17 AM »
Carpral tunnel from always posting in these threads
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MasterJedi
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« Reply #402 on: February 13, 2006, 12:53:17 PM »
Mobbed and beaten by extremests from either party.
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ATFFL
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« Reply #403 on: February 13, 2006, 01:12:40 PM »
Dies a sudden death when clone troopers he is leading suddenly turn against him.
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YRABNNRM
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« Reply #404 on: February 13, 2006, 01:21:51 PM »
Fatal dog bite.
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BRTD
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« Reply #405 on: February 13, 2006, 01:24:41 PM »
Runs off into the Atlantic Ocean after failing to acheive Long Island statehood.
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Nation
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« Reply #406 on: February 13, 2006, 01:37:09 PM »
Gets jelly-donut'd and has a concussion from a transvestite stripper.
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phk
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« Reply #407 on: February 13, 2006, 01:38:00 PM »
Nuclear war.
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« Reply #408 on: February 13, 2006, 01:54:14 PM »
killed when California splits from the US on May 5, 2000
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« Reply #409 on: February 13, 2006, 01:58:58 PM »
Quote from: riceowl315 on February 13, 2006, 01:54:14 PM
killed when California splits from the US on May 5, 2000

I turned 15 on May 5, 2000...
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MasterJedi
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« Reply #410 on: February 13, 2006, 04:22:28 PM »
Killed by mob of angry forum goers because he made too many polls that don't matter.
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nini2287
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« Reply #411 on: February 13, 2006, 05:17:50 PM »
Killed by Viking fans who are opposed to a Cheesehead President.
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dazzleman
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« Reply #412 on: February 13, 2006, 09:04:35 PM »
Trips over his beard, which has grown to the floor because he has refused to shave it for years, and breaks his neck.
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« Reply #413 on: February 14, 2006, 12:19:40 AM »
Gets stampeded by a group of "feminazis" when he accidently stumbles upon a pro-choice rally.
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MasterJedi
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« Reply #414 on: February 14, 2006, 11:34:07 AM »
He dropped the soap in prison.
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« Reply #415 on: February 14, 2006, 02:50:22 PM »
stampeded by fellow Brewers fans
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jokerman
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« Reply #416 on: February 14, 2006, 07:38:44 PM »
Old age
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« Reply #417 on: February 14, 2006, 07:42:11 PM »
I'm going to be mean and say:

STD from intercourse with his wife on the honeymoon.
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Ebowed
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« Reply #418 on: September 04, 2007, 06:37:14 AM »
Food poisoning (bad pizza)
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MODU
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« Reply #419 on: September 04, 2007, 06:58:53 AM »
Disemboweled
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #420 on: September 04, 2007, 06:59:48 AM »
He'll be collateral damage in a US air raid.
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Undisguised Sockpuppet
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« Reply #421 on: September 04, 2007, 07:39:21 AM »
Executed by local islamic authorities.
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Harry
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« Reply #422 on: September 04, 2007, 08:50:56 AM »
flesh-eating bacteria
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« Reply #423 on: September 04, 2007, 09:20:49 AM »
Heat wave
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AndrewTX
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« Reply #424 on: September 04, 2007, 09:24:36 AM »
Murder, most foul.
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