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Tender Branson
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« Reply #475 on: September 08, 2007, 12:13:54 AM »
A blue dog attacks him on a hot summer day and mangles his Adam's apple and he eventually bleeds to death afterwards. It will happen in Idaho in 2037.
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« Reply #476 on: September 08, 2007, 12:20:19 AM »
No explanation needed.
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Sensei
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« Reply #477 on: September 08, 2007, 12:34:25 AM »
eaten by lepers
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Robespierre's Jaw
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« Reply #478 on: September 08, 2007, 12:36:52 AM »
He'll have a heart attack, when Bill Richardson wins the Presidency.
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Sensei
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« Reply #479 on: September 08, 2007, 12:40:14 AM »
Boomerang decapitation
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« Reply #480 on: September 08, 2007, 02:01:28 AM »
as the leader of a suicide cult





j/k - he only WANTS to be the leader
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True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)
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« Reply #481 on: September 08, 2007, 02:20:44 AM »
At a Civil War reenactment when somebody forgets they've got a Minié ball left in their musket from blackpowder hunting season.
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« Reply #482 on: September 08, 2007, 02:40:30 AM »
Quote from: Ernest Cleveland on September 08, 2007, 02:20:44 AM
At a Civil War reenactment when somebody forgets they've got a Minié ball left in their musket from blackpowder hunting season.
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AkSaber
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« Reply #483 on: September 08, 2007, 04:01:54 AM »
Wanted to have hair like the guy in his favorite movie so he jammed his finger in an electric socket.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #484 on: September 08, 2007, 10:38:52 AM »
Victim of global warming.
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Undisguised Sockpuppet
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« Reply #485 on: September 08, 2007, 11:01:33 AM »
Breaks his arm sieg heiling and gets gangrene.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #486 on: September 08, 2007, 11:10:23 AM »
Falls off armchair headrest while sleeping, fractures spine.
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Sensei
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« Reply #487 on: September 08, 2007, 03:33:38 PM »
killed in soccer riot
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Robespierre's Jaw
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« Reply #488 on: December 30, 2007, 12:24:52 AM »
Sensei will be eaten by Rosie O'Donnell, after he is mistaken for a hot dog, when he is dressed up as one. Poor Sensei dying the way he did Sad.
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« Reply #489 on: December 30, 2007, 12:32:48 AM »
A tragic, Kangaroo-related accident. Sad
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Robespierre's Jaw
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« Reply #490 on: December 30, 2007, 12:37:01 AM »
Lief will suffer a heart attack when he finds out that John Edwards successfully carries the state of North Carolina in 2008. Such a tragic loss of life Sad.
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AkSaber
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« Reply #491 on: December 30, 2007, 05:26:07 AM »
Rocky and a couple dozen Koala Bears were on a rampage through much of Australia. He, along with his Koala companions, were killed when Mad Max ended their crime spree.
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Tender Branson
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« Reply #492 on: December 30, 2007, 06:13:01 AM »
He gets tasered to death by Secret Service agents after his attempt to kill President Palin.
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #493 on: December 30, 2007, 09:03:39 AM »
He'll be tenderly squeezed by a 350-pound young lady until he chokes.
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HappyWarrior
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« Reply #494 on: December 30, 2007, 09:24:14 AM »
He will attempt to become like Gandhi to get equal rights for everyone around the world.  Sadly he will not know when to stop his hunger strike and will die of starvation.  :-D
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minionofmidas
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« Reply #495 on: December 30, 2007, 09:31:56 AM »
On the battlefield, happily.
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« Reply #496 on: December 30, 2007, 01:18:07 PM »
Assasination
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« Reply #497 on: December 30, 2007, 05:21:07 PM »
Ben Constine will be targeted in a suicide bombing, which (unfortunately) goes off without a hitch.
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J. J.
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« Reply #498 on: December 31, 2007, 12:07:36 AM »
Shot as a fleeing felon. Smiley
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I spent the winter writing songs about getting better
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« Reply #499 on: December 31, 2007, 12:19:55 AM »
Strangled by an angry Libertarian due to defending idiotic government policies and laws that absolutely no one else will.
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