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« Reply #525 on: January 04, 2008, 04:10:16 AM »
A terrible accident involving a koala, a tram, a copy of the Herald Sun and a short burst of summer rain.
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« Reply #526 on: January 04, 2008, 04:14:17 AM »
Hugh suffers a heart attack when he realises the Herald Sun only has one paragraph on the 2008 Presidential Election. Whilst it has a page devoted to Paris Hilton.
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« Reply #527 on: January 04, 2008, 05:10:59 AM »
Chokes on one of Azania Chamberlain's bones that was hidden in his dingo stew.
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« Reply #528 on: January 04, 2008, 06:30:58 AM »
Gets killed and eaten by a problem bear from Italy who entered German territory through Bavaria.
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« Reply #529 on: January 04, 2008, 11:53:57 AM »
Killed and eaten by starving Napoleonic forces returning from Russia.
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« Reply #530 on: January 04, 2008, 12:45:59 PM »
Commits suicide about 12 years after being "appointed" Führer and Reichskanzler.
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« Reply #531 on: January 04, 2008, 01:45:21 PM »
Put to the wall as a traitor when the GDR is resurrected.
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Tetro Kornbluth
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« Reply #532 on: January 04, 2008, 02:52:57 PM »
Put to the wall as a traitor when the Third Reich is resurrected.
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« Reply #533 on: January 04, 2008, 03:44:32 PM »
Turns into Adolf
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« Reply #534 on: January 04, 2008, 03:59:03 PM »
While Gully Foyle will of course be assassinated as a traitor by the IRA when British dominion over Ireland has been resurrected and he's a higher civil servant in his sixties with hornrimmed glasses.

As to Willy Woz... he'll be dissolved in a pool of acid.
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« Reply #535 on: January 04, 2008, 04:00:44 PM »
Heart attack after mistakenly entering a CSU convention.
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« Reply #536 on: January 04, 2008, 04:26:04 PM »
Squashed to death after being sat upon by an overweight Chief Justice.
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« Reply #537 on: January 04, 2008, 05:29:27 PM »
Heart attack after noticing he killed Bullmoose.
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« Reply #538 on: January 04, 2008, 09:35:49 PM »
Logical impossibility+Spreadsheet+Elections=an unfortunate end to Lewis' life.
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« Reply #539 on: January 04, 2008, 10:06:39 PM »
[cultural stereotype] Chokes ta death on a vegemoit sarmy, mate! [/cultural stereotype]
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« Reply #540 on: January 04, 2008, 10:14:41 PM »
Crushed by a vending machine.
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« Reply #541 on: January 04, 2008, 10:36:37 PM »
Crushed by a tram
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« Reply #542 on: January 04, 2008, 10:38:37 PM »
Crushed by a crucifix
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« Reply #543 on: January 04, 2008, 11:20:14 PM »

How'd you know I was Catholic?
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« Reply #544 on: January 05, 2008, 12:50:01 AM »
Killed in a gas chamber, overseen by my chief deputy. (Ben Constine, that is)
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« Reply #545 on: January 05, 2008, 02:20:18 AM »
Chokes on a pretzel.
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« Reply #546 on: January 05, 2008, 08:12:33 AM »

I didn't.
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« Reply #547 on: January 05, 2008, 08:20:54 AM »
Quote from: Lt. Governor Cornelius Fillmore on January 04, 2008, 10:06:39 PM
[cultural stereotype] Chokes ta death on a vegemoit sarmy, mate! [/cultural stereotype]

What's a sarmy? Squinting

Solar beam from Edward's smile
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« Reply #548 on: January 05, 2008, 08:28:01 AM »
Eaten by a dingo
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Platypus
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« Reply #549 on: January 05, 2008, 08:34:52 AM »
I think i've been eaten by dingoes about 10 times now.

I aldo believed the recorded cases of human-eating by dingoes is limited to just the one.
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