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« Reply #775 on: December 14, 2009, 12:06:31 pm »
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Revanchist Germany.
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« Reply #776 on: December 14, 2009, 04:23:29 pm »
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As the final moderate in the Republican Party, once Jodi Rell, Torie and Bullmoose have become Democrats (or, Communists)...NiK will write a book called, "Will the last moderate to leave the room turn out the lights?"

And he will.

Only to be electrocuted by a lightswitch ineptly installed by non-union, underpaid and unregulated electricians...

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« Reply #777 on: December 14, 2009, 06:04:48 pm »
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JS will be stabbed to death by a crazed fundamentalist woman with 19 kids speaking in tongues to whom the Lord informed her was the anti-Christ stakeholder for Ft Wayne, and must be eliminated ASAP before his poisonous ideas dupe and infect other sincere followers of Christ into agreeing with  his depraved toleration and of the damned (eg gays, Democrats, liberals, secular humanists, one worlders,  birth controllers, feminists, vegans, civil rights agitators, and satanic emo music listeners,  and belief that such presumptive pieces of human excrement are not automatically consigned to eternal hell without passing go.   
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« Reply #778 on: December 14, 2009, 06:05:18 pm »
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Defenestration.
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« Reply #779 on: December 15, 2009, 04:58:25 am »
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Fenestration.
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« Reply #780 on: December 15, 2009, 05:14:33 am »
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He chokes when eating grilled platypus tail.
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A belief in Progress is now absolutely a traditional value.

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« Reply #781 on: December 15, 2009, 06:59:31 am »
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When someone took his nickname too seriously and consume Wink
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« Reply #782 on: December 15, 2009, 07:06:26 am »
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Spotaneous Combustion. It's tough being really, really ridiculously good looking.
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« Reply #783 on: February 19, 2012, 04:03:01 pm »
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Dingo attack.
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« Reply #784 on: February 19, 2012, 04:08:38 pm »
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Jon Huntsman's death.
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Also, it's so R-Money to unabashedly ruin a thousand dollar suit with ice water and laugh about it.
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« Reply #785 on: February 19, 2012, 04:11:26 pm »
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Dehydration due to inability to ask for a glass of water due to posting in an incomprehensible private language.
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« Reply #786 on: February 19, 2012, 04:12:21 pm »
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Sexual asphyxiation.
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« Reply #787 on: February 19, 2012, 09:45:17 pm »
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He doesn't die, but is tormented eternally by Sauron once the dark lord of Mordor regains his ring.
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I wonder why Van Heusen never bothered to make women's clothing?
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« Reply #788 on: February 19, 2012, 09:59:36 pm »
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He dies after being endorsed by his current governor for president.
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« Reply #789 on: February 19, 2012, 10:19:59 pm »
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Rick rolls him over with a truck?
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Also, it's so R-Money to unabashedly ruin a thousand dollar suit with ice water and laugh about it.
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« Reply #790 on: February 19, 2012, 11:44:25 pm »
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Defenestration.

A war breaks out the next day, though the two events are wholly unrelated.
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« Reply #791 on: February 19, 2012, 11:47:13 pm »
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He's walking down the street and Herman Cain winks at him.
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I can do spaghetti after recalling the steps.
I just had Braum's on Sunday, so I'm good for a while.  Tonight, I had Burger King.
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« Reply #792 on: February 19, 2012, 11:48:14 pm »
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Mitt Romney fatally shots him with his santorum gun.
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« Reply #793 on: February 20, 2012, 12:09:57 am »
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He gets carried up by a tornado into the mouth of an active volcano.
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« Reply #794 on: March 13, 2012, 09:23:35 am »
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He eats too much KFC.
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« Reply #795 on: March 13, 2012, 02:19:59 pm »
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Platypus attack, naturally.
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« Reply #796 on: March 13, 2012, 06:43:01 pm »
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His blood will stop circulating, organs will fail, and his brain will gradually yet rapidly shut down with the last moments happening nearest to the stem, at the beautiful gathering of the first and most basic brain cells.  All thoughts and memories wash away; his only vision, that of a simple white and dark light spectrum and his only feelings be of productive cellular hunger.  An eternal second ticks before he falls into darkness.
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I can do spaghetti after recalling the steps.
I just had Braum's on Sunday, so I'm good for a while.  Tonight, I had Burger King.
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« Reply #797 on: March 13, 2012, 07:00:25 pm »
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His blood will stop circulating, organs will fail, and his brain will gradually yet rapidly shut down with the last moments happening nearest to the stem, at the beautiful gathering of the first and most basic brain cells.  All thoughts and memories wash away; his only vision, that of a simple white and dark light spectrum and his only feelings be of productive cellular hunger.  An eternal second ticks before he falls into darkness.

That's f**king deep man...
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Also, it's so R-Money to unabashedly ruin a thousand dollar suit with ice water and laugh about it.
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« Reply #798 on: March 13, 2012, 07:19:35 pm »
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Manhole mishap.
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« Reply #799 on: March 13, 2012, 08:31:01 pm »
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Manhole mishap.

Fatal heart attack following Mitt Romney's Acceptance Speech at the RNC.
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