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« Reply #825 on: March 14, 2012, 09:07:12 pm »
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I assume all Poles die of liver failure and/or at the hands of invading armies.
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« Reply #826 on: March 14, 2012, 09:23:42 pm »
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Lief? Lynched. Sad
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« Reply #827 on: March 14, 2012, 10:27:58 pm »
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Oakvale will die of liver failure caused by an acute case of cirrhosis.  He shall die with a bottle of fine Irish whisky in one hand while the other clutches the bosom of his smokin hot milf of a wife.  He will die with a smile on his face.
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« Reply #828 on: March 15, 2012, 05:49:59 am »
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Used to the frozen land of Meenasooda, he burns to a crisp when he visits Iowa.
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I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #829 on: March 15, 2012, 06:01:35 am »
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The snow stalks him to death.
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« Reply #830 on: March 15, 2012, 06:45:02 am »
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He chokes whilst attempting to pronounce the unpronounceable syllable in Arabic.
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« Reply #831 on: March 15, 2012, 07:26:26 am »
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Mauled to death by a horde of platypodes.
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« Reply #832 on: March 15, 2012, 11:27:53 am »
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Among the first victims of the concentration camps in the Fourth Reich.
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I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #833 on: March 15, 2012, 12:42:48 pm »
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After taking his oath as a man of the Night's Watch, he is disemboweled by one of the Others after he ventures north of the wall on a routine patrol.
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« Reply #834 on: March 15, 2012, 12:50:04 pm »
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I kill him.
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« Reply #835 on: March 15, 2012, 12:56:36 pm »
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Gets mangled to death in a trash collection vehicle after sleeping in a trash container overnight.

In an unfortunate combination of circumstances, the workers don't hear him sleeping because the container is closed.
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« Reply #836 on: March 15, 2012, 01:27:59 pm »
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Tender: tenderised.
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« Reply #837 on: March 15, 2012, 01:31:01 pm »
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Tender: tenderised.

Yay !

I've always wanted to be made into a Milka Tender:

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« Reply #838 on: March 15, 2012, 02:23:07 pm »
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Run over by a Panzer during the Second Anschluss. (this is going to be a recurring theme)
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I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
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« Reply #839 on: March 15, 2012, 02:23:57 pm »
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Brutally butchered.
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« Reply #840 on: March 15, 2012, 03:03:47 pm »
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Tries to assassinate Morgan and I, but gets hit by a pizza truck.
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« Reply #841 on: March 15, 2012, 03:12:43 pm »
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is runover by a drunken BRTD on the way home from a emo concert

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side note:  I remember this thread...

Dies in the middle of a deep homosexual panic after concluding that he is nothing but a psychopathic, schizophrenic, maladjusted social misfit.


That stepped considerably over the line. I don't even think you meant that to be lighthearted. These threads are a bit of fun remember that - play friendly.

Next poster skip me.
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« Reply #842 on: March 15, 2012, 03:34:31 pm »
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Killed in a bank robbery reminiscent if his earlier days.
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« Reply #843 on: March 15, 2012, 03:36:33 pm »
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killed by President Santorum during the Great RCC Purge of 2014
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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Y_GLT4_9I

I looked over Jordan, and what did I see?
Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
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« Reply #844 on: March 15, 2012, 03:42:14 pm »
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killed by President Santorum during the Great RCC Purge of 2014

RCC? 

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« Reply #845 on: March 15, 2012, 03:49:00 pm »
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Jmfcst is killed by the hordes of socialist-communist-atheist gaysz who will take over Real Murica when Obama is reelected in 2012.
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« Reply #846 on: March 15, 2012, 04:52:10 pm »
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Casualty of the Fourth Reich's conquest of Poland.
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« Reply #847 on: March 15, 2012, 05:12:57 pm »
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Sexual asphyxiation.
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« Reply #848 on: March 15, 2012, 05:38:13 pm »
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Heart attack after an orgia.
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« Reply #849 on: March 15, 2012, 05:55:30 pm »
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At age fifty, on the toilet, cigarette still in hand.
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