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Senator Snowstalker
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« Reply #850 on: March 15, 2012, 07:04:37 pm »
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Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)
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Quote from: 31: A New Bushie on April 30, 2013, 01:33:54 pm
I wouldn't touch the Carnival cruise ships with a 10 foot pole.  Too many things have gone wrong in the last ~6 months for me to even consider it anymore.
Californian Tony
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« Reply #851 on: March 15, 2012, 07:08:14 pm »
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Trod to death by furious ponies.
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Truer today than it was yesterday.


"A good portion of this country has created an alternate universe. I call this place were these folks live Bullsh*t Mountain. The denizens of Bullsh*t Mountain believe many things: they believe that a Kenyan Muslim President has fundamentally changed the relationship between government and the people of this country."

Jon Stewart
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« Reply #852 on: March 15, 2012, 07:13:12 pm »
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Shot by the PDL death squads once Zombie Berlusconi returns to power in Italy in 2046.
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20:57   Snowstalker   sadly, it's a legitimate ideology tarnished by the incompetent mussolini and the vile hitler
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« Reply #853 on: March 15, 2012, 08:23:40 pm »
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Run over by an insane driver after being forced to walk to class because his city got rid of their public transportation.
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« Reply #854 on: March 15, 2012, 09:25:40 pm »
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By the hand of the Third Section, following the South's consolidation into a tinpot dictatorship.

Quote from: Snowstalker on March 15, 2012, 07:04:37 pm
Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)

I don't get it.
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« Reply #855 on: March 15, 2012, 11:48:57 pm »
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« Reply #856 on: March 15, 2012, 11:54:53 pm »
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“Always it is easier to pay homage to prophets than to heed the direction of their vision.”
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Read Fat Man on a Diet, an alternate history in which the history of atomic weapons does not go as it did in our timeline.
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« Reply #857 on: March 16, 2012, 08:18:56 am »
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Consumed by Mitt Romney.
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« Reply #858 on: March 16, 2012, 11:58:39 am »
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Bottle of vodka in his left hand, mouse in his right, cig hanging from his mouth, staring at his Atlas profile still stumped by how he got death points for recommending jmfcst as a moderator.
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.
Californian Tony
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« Reply #859 on: March 16, 2012, 12:15:49 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.
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"A good portion of this country has created an alternate universe. I call this place were these folks live Bullsh*t Mountain. The denizens of Bullsh*t Mountain believe many things: they believe that a Kenyan Muslim President has fundamentally changed the relationship between government and the people of this country."

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Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.
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« Reply #860 on: March 16, 2012, 12:39:54 pm »
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killed on the freeway by a jack-knifed 18-wheeler (9:07 mark), an accident that is caused by a Mod-In-Training, the jmfcst, who took over the wheel from his new Mod-partner Inks, who is haunted by the memory of excuting Derek (2:00 mark), during their first attempt to the overthrow the current regime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVT-w7uP_Q#t=1m50s
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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

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« Reply #861 on: March 16, 2012, 01:10:12 pm »
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Quote from: Antonio V on March 16, 2012, 12:15:49 pm
Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.
Californian Tony
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« Reply #862 on: March 16, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »
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Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on March 16, 2012, 01:10:12 pm
Quote from: Antonio V on March 16, 2012, 12:15:49 pm
Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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Shut the [Inks] up you [Inks]ing piece of [Inks]ing [Inks]. Go [Inks] yourself and stop [Inks]ing me off with your [Inks]ing bull[Inks].

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Truer today than it was yesterday.


"A good portion of this country has created an alternate universe. I call this place were these folks live Bullsh*t Mountain. The denizens of Bullsh*t Mountain believe many things: they believe that a Kenyan Muslim President has fundamentally changed the relationship between government and the people of this country."

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« Reply #863 on: March 16, 2012, 02:15:21 pm »
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the jmfcsts:

Heart attack after gay marriage becomes federally legal.
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.

Quote from: t_host1 on May 15, 2013, 12:42:14 pm
Obama is the yeast in the brew that is currently fermenting the toxic, gases pond scum that has taken over the governance of His’ Federal rule.
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« Reply #864 on: March 16, 2012, 03:17:46 pm »
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Ears explode after listening to Courtney Love.
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My avatar is as dark as my soul.
Californian Tony
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« Reply #865 on: March 16, 2012, 03:38:56 pm »
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Commits suicide after his computer crashes and he loses all his Congressional District data.
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Truer today than it was yesterday.


"A good portion of this country has created an alternate universe. I call this place were these folks live Bullsh*t Mountain. The denizens of Bullsh*t Mountain believe many things: they believe that a Kenyan Muslim President has fundamentally changed the relationship between government and the people of this country."

Jon Stewart
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« Reply #866 on: March 16, 2012, 07:16:11 pm »
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In the arms of DSK
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Quote from: All life is a blur of Republicans and meat. on May 17, 2013, 01:33:31 pm
I believe in you, BushKenya.

Quote from: BushKenya on May 17, 2013, 02:25:44 pm
I've already tried faking it.  It doesn't work.  The app is too smart for that.  I can't drive 3 mph, plus I would clog traffic.
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« Reply #867 on: March 16, 2012, 08:10:44 pm »
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Joe Republic drinks him under the table.
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.

Quote from: t_host1 on May 15, 2013, 12:42:14 pm
Obama is the yeast in the brew that is currently fermenting the toxic, gases pond scum that has taken over the governance of His’ Federal rule.
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« Reply #868 on: March 17, 2012, 09:25:49 am »
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Crappy tattoo gets infected.
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« Reply #869 on: October 14, 2012, 02:20:19 am »
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Mutilated by Kangaroos.
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Quote from: CountryClassSF on March 16, 2013, 09:12:18 pm
I will stay home in this next election if we do not have a conservative tea party patriot. I have had enough RINOS
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« Reply #870 on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:10 am »
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Holy bump!

I'm a big fan of defenestration.
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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.

Quote from: t_host1 on May 15, 2013, 12:42:14 pm
Obama is the yeast in the brew that is currently fermenting the toxic, gases pond scum that has taken over the governance of His’ Federal rule.
Comrade Shmoo
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« Reply #871 on: October 14, 2012, 11:23:47 am »
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Axe murderer.
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Quote from: Grumpss on October 22, 2012, 12:05:53 pm
[Alfred] is Jesus.

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I know you're reasonable, Alfred.

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Most of the forumites ... have the potential to make good bed companions
Senator Clarence
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« Reply #872 on: October 14, 2012, 11:26:03 am »
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Sat on by a very large woman...
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Governor Scott
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« Reply #873 on: October 14, 2012, 11:27:30 am »
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Quote from: clarence on October 14, 2012, 11:26:03 am
Sat on by a very large woman...
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« Reply #874 on: October 14, 2012, 11:57:49 am »
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Hunting accident

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Quote from: Marnetmar on May 13, 2013, 02:14:01 pm
Better blowjobs than no jobs.

Quote from: t_host1 on May 15, 2013, 12:42:14 pm
Obama is the yeast in the brew that is currently fermenting the toxic, gases pond scum that has taken over the governance of His’ Federal rule.
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