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« Reply #850 on: March 15, 2012, 07:04:37 pm »
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Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)
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« Reply #851 on: March 15, 2012, 07:08:14 pm »
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Trod to death by furious ponies.
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Our numbers are dwindling. Our words are confused.
Some of them have been twisted by the enemy
until they can no longer be recognized.

Now what is wrong, or false, in what we have said?
Just some parts, or everything?
On whom can we still rely? Are we survivors, cast
away by the current? Will we be left behind,
no longer understanding anyone and being understood by no one?
Must we rely on luck?

This is what you ask. Expect
no answer but your own.


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« Reply #852 on: March 15, 2012, 07:13:12 pm »
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Shot by the PDL death squads once Zombie Berlusconi returns to power in Italy in 2046.
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17:40   oakvale   the people are bad and shouldn't be allowed vote whenever possible
17:40   oakvale   The average voter wants to end austerity, bring back hanging and put all immigrants in death
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« Reply #853 on: March 15, 2012, 08:23:40 pm »
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Run over by an insane driver after being forced to walk to class because his city got rid of their public transportation.
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« Reply #854 on: March 15, 2012, 09:25:40 pm »
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By the hand of the Third Section, following the South's consolidation into a tinpot dictatorship.

Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)

I don't get it.
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« Reply #855 on: March 15, 2012, 11:48:57 pm »
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Intestinal worms.
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« Reply #856 on: March 15, 2012, 11:54:53 pm »
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Trampled by a mob of screaming teenage girls chasing down the latest boy band.
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He that possesses the word of Jesus, is truly able to bear his very silence. — Epistle to the Ephesians 3:21a
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« Reply #857 on: March 16, 2012, 08:18:56 am »
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Consumed by Mitt Romney.
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I will obey the Supreme leader Kal Jong Mod, first secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, first chairman of the National Defence Commission of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea and Supreme Executive Commander of the Korean People's Army.
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« Reply #858 on: March 16, 2012, 11:58:39 am »
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Bottle of vodka in his left hand, mouse in his right, cig hanging from his mouth, staring at his Atlas profile still stumped by how he got death points for recommending jmfcst as a moderator.
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« Reply #859 on: March 16, 2012, 12:15:49 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.
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Our numbers are dwindling. Our words are confused.
Some of them have been twisted by the enemy
until they can no longer be recognized.

Now what is wrong, or false, in what we have said?
Just some parts, or everything?
On whom can we still rely? Are we survivors, cast
away by the current? Will we be left behind,
no longer understanding anyone and being understood by no one?
Must we rely on luck?

This is what you ask. Expect
no answer but your own.


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« Reply #860 on: March 16, 2012, 12:39:54 pm »
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killed on the freeway by a jack-knifed 18-wheeler (9:07 mark), an accident that is caused by a Mod-In-Training, the jmfcst, who took over the wheel from his new Mod-partner Inks, who is haunted by the memory of excuting Derek (2:00 mark), during their first attempt to the overthrow the current regime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVT-w7uP_Q#t=1m50s
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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

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Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
Coming for to carry me home.
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« Reply #861 on: March 16, 2012, 01:10:12 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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« Reply #862 on: March 16, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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Shut the [Inks] up you [Inks]ing piece of [Inks]ing [Inks]. Go [Inks] yourself and stop [Inks]ing me off with your [Inks]ing bull[Inks].

SKIP
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Our numbers are dwindling. Our words are confused.
Some of them have been twisted by the enemy
until they can no longer be recognized.

Now what is wrong, or false, in what we have said?
Just some parts, or everything?
On whom can we still rely? Are we survivors, cast
away by the current? Will we be left behind,
no longer understanding anyone and being understood by no one?
Must we rely on luck?

This is what you ask. Expect
no answer but your own.


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« Reply #863 on: March 16, 2012, 02:15:21 pm »
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the jmfcsts:

Heart attack after gay marriage becomes federally legal.
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« Reply #864 on: March 16, 2012, 03:17:46 pm »
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Ears explode after listening to Courtney Love.
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« Reply #865 on: March 16, 2012, 03:38:56 pm »
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Commits suicide after his computer crashes and he loses all his Congressional District data.
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Our numbers are dwindling. Our words are confused.
Some of them have been twisted by the enemy
until they can no longer be recognized.

Now what is wrong, or false, in what we have said?
Just some parts, or everything?
On whom can we still rely? Are we survivors, cast
away by the current? Will we be left behind,
no longer understanding anyone and being understood by no one?
Must we rely on luck?

This is what you ask. Expect
no answer but your own.


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« Reply #866 on: March 16, 2012, 07:16:11 pm »
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In the arms of DSK
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« Reply #867 on: March 16, 2012, 08:10:44 pm »
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Joe Republic drinks him under the table.
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« Reply #868 on: March 17, 2012, 09:25:49 am »
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Crappy tattoo gets infected.
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« Reply #869 on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:10 am »
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Holy bump!

I'm a big fan of defenestration.
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« Reply #870 on: October 14, 2012, 11:23:47 am »
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Axe murderer.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #871 on: October 14, 2012, 11:26:03 am »
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Sat on by a very large woman...
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« Reply #872 on: October 14, 2012, 11:27:30 am »
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Sat on by a very large woman...
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« Reply #873 on: October 14, 2012, 11:57:49 am »
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Hunting accident

"accident"

murder
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« Reply #874 on: October 14, 2012, 12:02:39 pm »

Some sort of tragic, unexpected accident, like getting shot by looking down the barrel of his gun, or his own car running him over somehow. Either that or an involvement with shady characters leads to an immediate life threatening situation.
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