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« Reply #850 on: March 15, 2012, 07:04:37 pm »
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Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)
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« Reply #851 on: March 15, 2012, 07:08:14 pm »
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Trod to death by furious ponies.
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« Reply #852 on: March 15, 2012, 07:13:12 pm »
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Shot by the PDL death squads once Zombie Berlusconi returns to power in Italy in 2046.
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« Reply #853 on: March 15, 2012, 08:23:40 pm »
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Run over by an insane driver after being forced to walk to class because his city got rid of their public transportation.
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Your Atlas experience will be 100x better if you turn signatures off. Trust me.
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« Reply #854 on: March 15, 2012, 09:25:40 pm »
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By the hand of the Third Section, following the South's consolidation into a tinpot dictatorship.

Killed by a German air raid in Paris (Morgan is there on vacation)

I don't get it.
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« Reply #855 on: March 15, 2012, 11:48:57 pm »
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Intestinal worms.
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« Reply #856 on: March 15, 2012, 11:54:53 pm »
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Trampled by a mob of screaming teenage girls chasing down the latest boy band.
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did the Speaker spend his entire winter in a tanning salon, hibernating?

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« Reply #857 on: March 16, 2012, 08:18:56 am »
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Consumed by Mitt Romney.
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« Reply #858 on: March 16, 2012, 11:58:39 am »
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Bottle of vodka in his left hand, mouse in his right, cig hanging from his mouth, staring at his Atlas profile still stumped by how he got death points for recommending jmfcst as a moderator.
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as all of America can agree, Oklahomans are not morons.


I'm certainly not a racist as is no one in Oklahoma.
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« Reply #859 on: March 16, 2012, 12:15:49 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.
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Swing low, sweet chariot. Comin' for to carry me home.
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« Reply #860 on: March 16, 2012, 12:39:54 pm »
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killed on the freeway by a jack-knifed 18-wheeler (9:07 mark), an accident that is caused by a Mod-In-Training, the jmfcst, who took over the wheel from his new Mod-partner Inks, who is haunted by the memory of excuting Derek (2:00 mark), during their first attempt to the overthrow the current regime

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMVT-w7uP_Q#t=1m50s
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Do not fight with one another over my banning.  I've enjoyed the time I have spent with all of you, but the time really has come for me to leave.  It is what I want.

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Coming for to carry me home,
A band of angels coming after me,
Coming for to carry me home.

Swing low, sweet chariot,
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« Reply #861 on: March 16, 2012, 01:10:12 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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as all of America can agree, Oklahomans are not morons.


I'm certainly not a racist as is no one in Oklahoma.
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« Reply #862 on: March 16, 2012, 01:26:48 pm »
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Stabbed by Inks, who is fed up of infracting him.

F[inks] You.  Tongue

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Shut the [Inks] up you [Inks]ing piece of [Inks]ing [Inks]. Go [Inks] yourself and stop [Inks]ing me off with your [Inks]ing bull[Inks].

SKIP
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« Reply #863 on: March 16, 2012, 02:15:21 pm »
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the jmfcsts:

Heart attack after gay marriage becomes federally legal.
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« Reply #864 on: March 16, 2012, 03:17:46 pm »
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Ears explode after listening to Courtney Love.
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« Reply #865 on: March 16, 2012, 03:38:56 pm »
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Commits suicide after his computer crashes and he loses all his Congressional District data.
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« Reply #866 on: March 16, 2012, 07:16:11 pm »
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In the arms of DSK
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as all of America can agree, Oklahomans are not morons.


I'm certainly not a racist as is no one in Oklahoma.
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« Reply #867 on: March 16, 2012, 08:10:44 pm »
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Joe Republic drinks him under the table.
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I'm a teenaged male. Everything is wrong with me.
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« Reply #868 on: March 17, 2012, 09:25:49 am »
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Crappy tattoo gets infected.
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« Reply #869 on: October 14, 2012, 02:20:19 am »
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Mutilated by Kangaroos.
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I will stay home in this next election if we do not have a conservative tea party patriot. I have had enough RINOS
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« Reply #870 on: October 14, 2012, 09:33:10 am »
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Holy bump!

I'm a big fan of defenestration.
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« Reply #871 on: October 14, 2012, 11:23:47 am »
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Axe murderer.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #872 on: October 14, 2012, 11:26:03 am »
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Sat on by a very large woman...
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« Reply #873 on: October 14, 2012, 11:27:30 am »
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Sat on by a very large woman...
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« Reply #874 on: October 14, 2012, 11:57:49 am »
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Hunting accident

"accident"

murder
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I'm a teenaged male. Everything is wrong with me.
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