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Ebowed
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« on: January 01, 2006, 01:48:38 am »
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Predict how the previous forumite will die
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 01:49:04 am »
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Executed by firing squad
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 02:01:10 am »
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Drowned in trash.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 02:02:30 am »
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Head repeatedly slammed in a car door and dies due to excessive bleeding.
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 02:03:33 am »
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Raped by lions
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 02:05:16 am »
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Goes out on a hiking trip with Rin Chan and is never seen again...
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 02:05:56 am »
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Dean will die when he eats a moldy pickle, giving him a rare disease known only as "opebo", which infects the brain and causes it to turn into a form similiar to that of pancake batter and intestinal fluid combined.
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2006, 02:07:05 am »
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One day Max Power discovers that he has become a libertarian and commits suicide.
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 02:07:34 am »
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Viagra overdose
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Max Power
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2006, 02:09:13 am »
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Eats his own shit and dies of malaria.
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2006, 02:11:15 am »
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Commits suicide after having his anal tissue torn during a trip to the local prison
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2006, 02:12:52 am »
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Dies after anally raping a polar bear, causing his penis to become infected with Lou Gayrig's disease.

Wait, that can't be right, Ebowed does'nt have a dick.
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2006, 02:13:39 am »
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Dies of exhaustion after preforming a 63-hour long filibuster on the Senate floor
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2006, 02:16:48 am »
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Dies of exhaustion after preforming a 63-hour long filibuster on the Senate floor

Dies when air becomes privatised and he can no longer afford it Roll Eyes
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Max Power
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2006, 02:21:55 am »
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Dies when he realizes his left testicle is a rubber ball attached to a shoestring, leading him to dive in front of a moving train.
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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2006, 02:22:53 am »
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Dies when his rusty ass bench press collapses on him.
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2006, 02:24:21 am »
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Penis up nose. OHH SNAP
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2006, 02:24:52 am »
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Pencil up nose.

RinChan catches him in the make with IrishDem and she knocks you over the head with a frying pan. haha
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2006, 02:25:52 am »
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Killed by an angry Scientologist mob for raping a masked man who turns out to be Vice President Cheney
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Max Power
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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2006, 02:28:47 am »
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Verbally assaulted by a black man, leading Fezzy and Ebowed to have a three-way affair with MLK, leading to their assasinations by John Ford.
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« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2006, 02:30:44 am »
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Peacefully in his sleep...unlike those in the car with him
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« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2006, 02:31:38 am »
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Peacefully in his sleep...unlike those in the car with him

Dies at a Casey for Senate rally, crime committed by Keystone Phil. haha
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« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2006, 02:42:50 am »
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Hit by a bus as he pulls out a spear (made from Lincoln's femur) from States' body.
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« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2006, 02:56:44 am »
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On a plane crash on the way to his honeymoon with Rin-chan
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« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2006, 09:22:33 am »
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On a plane crash on the way to his honeymoon with Rin-chan
Never. He's immortal.
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