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« on: January 01, 2006, 01:48:38 AM »

Predict how the previous forumite will die
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 01:49:04 AM »

Executed by firing squad
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 02:01:10 AM »

Drowned in trash.
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 02:02:30 AM »

Head repeatedly slammed in a car door and dies due to excessive bleeding.
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 02:03:33 AM »

Raped by lions
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 02:05:16 AM »

Goes out on a hiking trip with Rin Chan and is never seen again...
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 02:05:56 AM »

Dean will die when he eats a moldy pickle, giving him a rare disease known only as "opebo", which infects the brain and causes it to turn into a form similiar to that of pancake batter and intestinal fluid combined.
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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2006, 02:07:05 AM »

One day Max Power discovers that he has become a libertarian and commits suicide.
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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 02:07:34 AM »

Viagra overdose
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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2006, 02:09:13 AM »

Eats his own shit and dies of malaria.
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« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2006, 02:11:15 AM »

Commits suicide after having his anal tissue torn during a trip to the local prison
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« Reply #11 on: January 01, 2006, 02:12:52 AM »

Dies after anally raping a polar bear, causing his penis to become infected with Lou Gayrig's disease.

Wait, that can't be right, Ebowed does'nt have a dick.
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« Reply #12 on: January 01, 2006, 02:13:39 AM »

Dies of exhaustion after preforming a 63-hour long filibuster on the Senate floor
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« Reply #13 on: January 01, 2006, 02:16:48 AM »

Dies of exhaustion after preforming a 63-hour long filibuster on the Senate floor

Dies when air becomes privatised and he can no longer afford it Roll Eyes
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« Reply #14 on: January 01, 2006, 02:21:55 AM »

Dies when he realizes his left testicle is a rubber ball attached to a shoestring, leading him to dive in front of a moving train.
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« Reply #15 on: January 01, 2006, 02:22:53 AM »

Dies when his rusty ass bench press collapses on him.
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« Reply #16 on: January 01, 2006, 02:24:21 AM »

Penis up nose. OHH SNAP
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« Reply #17 on: January 01, 2006, 02:24:52 AM »


RinChan catches him in the make with IrishDem and she knocks you over the head with a frying pan. haha
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« Reply #18 on: January 01, 2006, 02:25:52 AM »

Killed by an angry Scientologist mob for raping a masked man who turns out to be Vice President Cheney
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« Reply #19 on: January 01, 2006, 02:28:47 AM »

Verbally assaulted by a black man, leading Fezzy and Ebowed to have a three-way affair with MLK, leading to their assasinations by John Ford.
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« Reply #20 on: January 01, 2006, 02:30:44 AM »

Peacefully in his sleep...unlike those in the car with him
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« Reply #21 on: January 01, 2006, 02:31:38 AM »

Peacefully in his sleep...unlike those in the car with him

Dies at a Casey for Senate rally, crime committed by Keystone Phil. haha
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« Reply #22 on: January 01, 2006, 02:42:50 AM »

Hit by a bus as he pulls out a spear (made from Lincoln's femur) from States' body.
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« Reply #23 on: January 01, 2006, 02:56:44 AM »

On a plane crash on the way to his honeymoon with Rin-chan
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« Reply #24 on: January 01, 2006, 09:22:33 AM »

On a plane crash on the way to his honeymoon with Rin-chan
Never. He's immortal.
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