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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« on: January 01, 2006, 02:16:48 AM »
Quote from: Dean on January 01, 2006, 02:13:39 AM
Dies of exhaustion after preforming a 63-hour long filibuster on the Senate floor

Dies when air becomes privatised and he can no longer afford it Roll Eyes
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 05:37:12 PM »
« Edited: January 01, 2006, 07:19:57 PM by Milk'n'Cereal »
killed in the Canadian-Mexican War of 2019
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 07:21:07 PM »
source of income is defered and doesn't work, so he'll starve
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 09:30:43 PM »
chokes on a screwdriver
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 09:55:02 PM »
ukelelee incident
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 10:20:48 PM »
becomes fossilized in amber and stays that way for millions of years, until greedy scientists can suck all his good DNA out to make genetic coffee and sell it at Starbucks for $46,700,400*

*due to inflation.
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 10:24:52 PM »

lame, gimme a real death, or die whatever the 168th way is.
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MaC
Milk_and_cereal
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 12:17:08 AM »
Quote from: Dean on January 02, 2006, 12:11:42 AM
Instantly turns into an icicle by going out into the -60 degree winter naked

Hasn't my free-market air (or lack thereof) killed you yet?  Tongue
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