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« on: January 01, 2006, 01:48:38 AM »
Predict how the previous forumite will die
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 02:02:30 AM »
Head repeatedly slammed in a car door and dies due to excessive bleeding.
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 02:07:34 AM »
Viagra overdose
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 02:11:15 AM »
Commits suicide after having his anal tissue torn during a trip to the local prison
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Ebowed
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 02:25:52 AM »
Killed by an angry Scientologist mob for raping a masked man who turns out to be Vice President Cheney
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Ebowed
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 02:50:35 PM »
Chokes on a pancake.
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Ebowed
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 03:02:18 PM »
*hug**hug**hug*'s a closet cannibal and the cannibal seeks revenge
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Ebowed
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2006, 03:03:25 PM »
Commits suicide after failing to learn how to masturbate properly
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Ebowed
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Posts: 18,596


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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 03:24:57 PM »
Poisoned tapioca
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Ebowed
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2006, 03:48:31 PM »
Bleeds to death after getting a papercut from a Post-It Note shaped like Colorado
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Ebowed
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Political Matrix
E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2006, 05:01:11 AM »
Stuffs a rotten tomato up his ass for sexual pleasure, gets caught by mom, and commits suicide
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Ebowed
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Political Matrix
E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2006, 02:36:59 AM »
Kidnapped and forced to drink badger urine, eat poisoned avocado, and has his chest stabbed with a spear
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Ebowed
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2006, 07:20:37 PM »
Killed by MAS117 once he comes back from the dead
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E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2006, 04:03:26 AM »
death by tractor
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Political Matrix
E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2007, 06:37:14 AM »
Food poisoning (bad pizza)
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Political Matrix
E: 4.13, S: 2.09

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« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2007, 11:05:27 PM »
Hanged by an angry mob of pro-blight Lutherans
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