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Max Power
Junior Chimp
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Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« on: January 01, 2006, 02:05:56 AM »
Dean will die when he eats a moldy pickle, giving him a rare disease known only as "opebo", which infects the brain and causes it to turn into a form similiar to that of pancake batter and intestinal fluid combined.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 02:09:13 AM »
Eats his own shit and dies of malaria.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 02:12:52 AM »
Dies after anally raping a polar bear, causing his penis to become infected with Lou Gayrig's disease.

Wait, that can't be right, Ebowed does'nt have a dick.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 02:21:55 AM »
Dies when he realizes his left testicle is a rubber ball attached to a shoestring, leading him to dive in front of a moving train.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 02:24:21 AM »
Penis up nose. OHH SNAP
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 02:28:47 AM »
Verbally assaulted by a black man, leading Fezzy and Ebowed to have a three-way affair with MLK, leading to their assasinations by John Ford.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 11:52:10 AM »
Dies of bleeding to death after being mulled by a Thai ladyboy. Wink
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2006, 08:16:51 PM »
Eats his own face.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #8 on: January 01, 2006, 09:06:41 PM »
While at an emo concert/strip club convention, a tank full of hot, sexy communist guerillas run over BRTD.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2006, 10:30:03 PM »
Hugged and cuddled to death by Everett.
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Max Power
Junior Chimp
*****
Posts: 6,182
Political Matrix
E: 1.84, S: -8.09
« Reply #10 on: January 01, 2006, 10:38:35 PM »
Dies from crying after pointing out somebody's name with his own name backwardly and being made fun of.
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