Predict how the previous forumite will die

[Torie]

JS will be stabbed to death by a crazed fundamentalist woman with 19 kids speaking in tongues to whom the Lord informed her was the anti-Christ stakeholder for Ft Wayne, and must be eliminated ASAP before his poisonous ideas dupe and infect other sincere followers of Christ into agreeing with  his depraved toleration and of the damned (eg gays, Democrats, liberals, secular humanists, one worlders,  birth controllers, feminists, vegans, civil rights agitators, and satanic emo music listeners,  and belief that such presumptive pieces of human excrement are not automatically consigned to eternal hell without passing go.