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exnaderite
Junior Chimp
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« on: January 01, 2006, 01:49:04 AM »
Executed by firing squad
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2006, 02:05:16 AM »
Goes out on a hiking trip with Rin Chan and is never seen again...
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #2 on: January 01, 2006, 02:13:39 AM »
Dies of exhaustion after preforming a 63-hour long filibuster on the Senate floor
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exnaderite
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #3 on: January 01, 2006, 05:10:15 PM »
While installing a supercomputer misplaces a wire and is electrocuted
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exnaderite
Junior Chimp
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« Reply #4 on: January 01, 2006, 06:39:22 PM »
Has his head cut off by a light saber
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2006, 07:30:10 PM »
Drives by the Bob Jones "University" Campus and is bludgeoned by fundies thinking he is a homo fag whatver
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2006, 08:54:55 PM »
Tosses a fair coin with jfern at 2 am to measure statistical analysis, which falls into his throat causing him to choke
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2006, 12:11:42 AM »
Instantly turns into an icicle by going out into the -60 degree winter naked
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2006, 01:02:56 AM »
Actually, Jake is from Scranton, Pennsylvania. Now how he drives it to Dallas, let's say he gets an airlift Wink

TN2024 will die of a heart attack upon hearing Republicans lost the election 538-0 in 40 years...
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2006, 02:30:30 AM »
Posts continuously on this thread for 61 hours without food or water, and dies of thirst.
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Junior Chimp
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2006, 05:26:32 PM »
Mad Cow
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