The Michael A. Naso Institute of Comedy

[True Federalist]

Reminds me of that one city entrance sign in Frankfurt that's been amusing me for years despite the crass lowbrowness of the statement.

[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

I used Google translate on this (to find out what "Jeden" meant, "Wir Ficken" was obvious) and as I was checking on the translatio options for each word, noted that an alternative possible translation for Frankfurt was London.

[opebo]

A good reason for anyone to vote against him is the fact that he's a war criminal, although I understand that your unique and special morality may cause you to view such things from a somewhat different angle.

It is, alas, not nearly as unique as it is special.

Together these amused me a lot, though they're not really 'comedy'.. they're almost a very mild zinger against the awful Dead0man, but not quite.  So, I put them here.

[Lief]

Hate to be all Youtube comments section, but it looks like 8 people need to have electricity 'applied' to their genitals.

Shock therapy, amirite?

[asexual trans victimologist]

Context:

For all their belief in the supremacy of the market, these Objectivists are ignoring it surprisingly well.

[oakvale]

So if I give a lot of money to charity and a little to The Party might I get a knighthood?

Yes.

If a give a boatload to charity and a lot to The Party might I get a life peerage?

That is, in fact, the only way.

And, if I give an astronomical sum to charity and a boatload to the party, maybe, just maybe, might I secure a hereditary peerage?

No. That's right out.

[© Tweed the Younger]

God, I hope they make Part III. It would be a two-hour long speech and it would be the most hilarious movie ever made.

[Simfan34]

Skewered? As in, "Skewer to the chest, who won the debate?"

[Big Wiggly Style]

At first I thought you're in Dallasfan65 and that kind of scared me.

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

the most asked question in Atlas history

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=132082.0
http://www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=126561.0
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=95059.0
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=139256.0
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=129298.0
http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=35544.0
http://www.uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=71505.0

Does your family know about "opinion of opebo" threads?

[Big Wiggly Style]

You're skirting the main issue here:

http://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=145546.0

[Lief]

With about twelve other boards, I can understand why you'd think the 2012 board was the most appropriate place to post about the death of a non-Presidential candidate.

True, but I'd argue that is the BIG board.

Plus he WAS considered to be a candidate in 1996.

Besides, do you really need another thread about the election?

[Joe Republic]

Re: Arlen Specter reported to have died

Happy Birthday Naso!

[Big Wiggly Style]

Ironically, more people can relate to Ryan than Biden. 

In keeping with your bad Ruth dugout analogy, J.J., that's strike two.

[Governor Scott]

Yes, we know that obama gets the vote of those deviants.

[Senator Snowstalker]

This one time at band camp.

[Lief]

2004 Ohio Exit Polls
Liberal 19%
Moderate 47%
Conservative 34%

2008 Ohio Exit Polls
Liberal 20%
Moderate 45%
Conservative 35%

This Poll
Liberal 29%
Moderate 29%
Conservative 42%

srry dis poll is wrong.  too Many conservatives and libruls  here are my numbers thank you pls scrubscribe to my blog

Obama 51.25
Romney 46.32

oh wait My numbers are the Same as the fake numbers neverrmind

still pls add Me On Facebook and join mailing lists

[Ѕenator Αverroës]

in the debate I saw last night, Warren said "millionaires and billionaires" so much I thought I was listening to a Carl Sagan impression.

[The Head Beagle]

Riots are more likely in the event of an Obama loss simply because Romney voters are too old to riot.

[Gravis Marketing]

Yeah, the fact that Naso isn't seeing Obama ads is actually an example of how advanced Obama's media campaign is.

[Χahar]

Not even.  I cruised this board last election

kinky

[© Tweed the Younger]

Yeah, the fact that Naso isn't seeing Obama ads is actually an example of how advanced Obama's media campaign is.

lol

[Big Wiggly Style]

Post Modified for Woman not big enough with 5 (out of 10) infraction points

[Inks.LWC Supports Chuck Hagel]

Dave has given soft guidelines to keep threads to about 2,000 replies, as apparently the more replies a thread has, the more burden it puts on the server, so I'm going to lock this and start a new thread.

Please use the Michael Assad thread instead.