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« on: February 11, 2006, 02:08:34 PM »
Bill Clinton vs Britney Spears, 1996
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« Reply #1 on: February 11, 2006, 02:56:10 PM »
Was Britney Spears even old enough to vote, much less become President, in 1996?
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« Reply #2 on: February 11, 2006, 03:07:30 PM »
Quote from: Cosmo Kramer on February 11, 2006, 02:56:10 PM
Was Britney Spears even old enough to vote, much less become President, in 1996?

She was Born December 2, 1981.  She was 14 on election day 1996.
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« Reply #3 on: February 11, 2006, 04:32:03 PM »
HamRadioRocks must be infective.
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« Reply #4 on: February 11, 2006, 06:03:20 PM »
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« Reply #5 on: February 11, 2006, 07:12:45 PM »
Britney Spears was in the Mickey Mouse Club back then.

Had she been elected president, there would have been no Lewinskygate.  However, people would claim that SHE was the one who killed Vince Foster.  There would have been no "Baby One More Time" video because Britney would have been too busy being president.  However, people would call for her impeachment for exposing her midriff.
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« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2006, 05:11:35 AM »
Clinton/Clinton

Spears didn't become a household name until at least 1998.
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« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2006, 08:55:41 AM »
Well, this is................special.

Obviously Clinton/Clinton, First because Clinton is a great man, and second because Spears is pretty stupid.
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« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2006, 05:15:24 PM »
Clinton/Clinton since I voted for him in 1996.
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« Reply #9 on: February 16, 2006, 12:34:07 PM »
Quote from: HamRadioRocks on February 11, 2006, 07:12:45 PM
Britney Spears was in the Mickey Mouse Club back then.

Had she been elected president, there would have been no Lewinskygate. 
Oh yes there would. Tongue
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« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2006, 03:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 13, 2006, 08:55:41 AM


 First because Clinton is a great man, 



Excuse me while I hurl.   Clinton a great man?    He's a piece of sh*t!!
boy, youre quite the calm and clever debater arent you? Tongue
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« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2006, 01:21:33 PM »
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 18, 2006, 03:30:00 PM
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 13, 2006, 08:55:41 AM


 First because Clinton is a great man, 



Excuse me while I hurl.   Clinton a great man?    He's a piece of sh*t!!
boy, youre quite the calm and clever debater arent you? Tongue

THE MAN BELONGS BEHIND BARS FOR WHAT HE DID!!!   
uh-huh. You theres places you can go to meet people that agree with you. Like Here for instance.
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« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2006, 02:54:59 PM »
Clinton is accused of molesting Spears backstage before the first debate.  Republican leaders are outraged, then realize that Spears is too young to be President anyway, so they instead nominate Senator Bob Dole, who, not being a child molester, narrowly wins with 270 electoral votes over Clinton.
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« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2006, 08:58:00 PM »
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 19, 2006, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 19, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 18, 2006, 03:30:00 PM
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 13, 2006, 08:55:41 AM


 First because Clinton is a great man, 



Excuse me while I hurl.   Clinton a great man?    He's a piece of sh*t!!
boy, youre quite the calm and clever debater arent you? Tongue

THE MAN BELONGS BEHIND BARS FOR WHAT HE DID!!!   
uh-huh. You theres places you can go to meet people that agree with you. Like Here for instance.

The guy dodged the draft, sexual harassed employees who worked for him, then lied to the grand jury about it.   If any normal citizen lied to the judge, they'd be behind bars.   Not to mention that Clinton sold ballistic missle technology to Communist China for campaign contributions.   That right there should tell anybody that Bill Clinton doesn't give a damn about you, me, America, or even the Democratic Party.  All Bill Clinton cares about is Bill Clinton.   The fact that people like you call him a great man tells me that you belong in the insane assylum.   If it were George W. Bush who had done it, you'd bee all over it.  So don't give me any of that sh**t!!!
For a federal politician, that seems like a pretty good record. Smiley
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« Reply #14 on: February 20, 2006, 06:50:07 AM »
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 19, 2006, 06:27:02 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 19, 2006, 01:21:33 PM
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 04:33:31 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 18, 2006, 03:30:00 PM
Quote from: Michael Barkley on February 18, 2006, 03:09:14 PM
Quote from: Lt. Governor SoS on February 13, 2006, 08:55:41 AM


 First because Clinton is a great man, 



Excuse me while I hurl.   Clinton a great man?    He's a piece of sh*t!!
boy, youre quite the calm and clever debater arent you? Tongue

THE MAN BELONGS BEHIND BARS FOR WHAT HE DID!!!   
uh-huh. You theres places you can go to meet people that agree with you. Like Here for instance.

The guy dodged the draft, sexual harassed employees who worked for him, then lied to the grand jury about it.   If any normal citizen lied to the judge, they'd be behind bars.   Not to mention that Clinton sold ballistic missle technology to Communist China for campaign contributions.   That right there should tell anybody that Bill Clinton doesn't give a damn about you, me, America, or even the Democratic Party.  All Bill Clinton cares about is Bill Clinton.   The fact that people like you call him a great man tells me that you belong in the insane assylum.   If it were George W. Bush who had done it, you'd bee all over it.  So don't give me any of that sh**t!!!

If Clinton shot someone while boozing and hunting without a permit, he would belong behind bars. Imagine if a black man had done that in Texas... Anyway, do you have any evidence to back up the ballistic missile claim? There are better things to slam Clinton for than that. Not to mention his peace time prosperity...
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« Reply #15 on: February 20, 2006, 07:34:55 AM »
Nice sig, although I don't get the breaking "news" part ... what's news about that?
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« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2006, 07:37:54 AM »
Quote from: Supa Hasi on February 20, 2006, 07:34:55 AM
Nice sig, although I don't get the breaking "news" part ... what's news about that?

I just liked the picture.
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« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2006, 07:40:45 AM »
Quote from: skybridge on February 20, 2006, 07:37:54 AM
Quote from: Supa Hasi on February 20, 2006, 07:34:55 AM
Nice sig, although I don't get the breaking "news" part ... what's news about that?

I just liked the picture.
Oh, me too.
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