2-to-1

[Platypus]

2 truths; one lie. If you can pick it...good for you.

(post, wait a couple of days, let people guess, reveal the answer)

eg:

I have seven siblings
I have never had a peanut butter sandwich
I'm afraid of spiders

The false one is #3. After a few days, explain. IE, this person has seven siblings, has never had a peanut butter sandwich because they are allergic to peanuts, and has a pet spider.

My 3:

I have never buttered a sandwich
I've wanted a British sports car since I was a little kid
I won't vote for Labor at the next election

[A18]

Who butters sandwiches?

I'll say the thing about Labor.

[Platypus]

Who butters sandwiches?

I'll say the thing about Labor.

I meant the bread for the sandwich. You knew that.

[A18]

I knew that. I didn't know anyone did it.

[Josh/Devilman88]

I say the Car one.

[The Man From G.O.P.]

Who butters sandwiches?

I'll say the thing about Labor.

Being rather a18ish you wouldn't know that most British along with thier former colonial groups, butter thier sandwiches, it's right tasty.

[Platypus]

well, that was the lie, anyway. I never eat butter, but if I make a sandwich for someone else, obviously I butter it. I haven't requested or put butter on anything for at least 12 years. Sometimes someone will give you something with butter, and I will eat it, but I hate butter.

[DanielX]

People put butter on sandwiches?

I mean, I butter bread when I have a roll or toast, but I generally don't do it for a sandwich...

now, for my truths/lies

I have never skiied in my life..
I did not understand why men like lesbian porn until about a week or two ago.
I am lactose-intolerant.

Guess...

[Colin]

#2

[A18]

I still don't understand why anyone likes lesbian porn, so feel free to fill me in.

Anyway, the lie is probably #1.

[Platypus]

I'm going to go with number 2 for DanX.

[DanielX]

Alright a clue: I really finally got a basic concept about lesbian porn when I was looking at posters for my dorm room. I came upon a photo of two girls making out somehow nestled in between two landscapes and began to think... "Who would put THAT on their wall, especially when they can get porn on the internet for free?" that got me thinking... after I went and bought actual artwork (and fairly tame art at that), I came up with the following:

1. Men want to look at women actually 'doing' the things they want to do with them in their fantasies.
2. Men do NOT want to look at other men doing those things to women.
3. The added bonuses of lesbian porn - threesomes or at minimum getting to choose 'which'  girl to do.

I don't neccesarily approve of this, but that is my rationale.

Okay... is it #1 or #3... <- should be another clue for someone who is really anal...

[12th Doctor]

1) My biggest fear is dying alone.

2) I acctually once had no friends at school for 4 months.

3) I have never kissed a girl who was not a relative.

[12th Doctor]

Alright a clue: I really finally got a basic concept about lesbian porn when I was looking at posters for my dorm room. I came upon a photo of two girls making out somehow nestled in between two landscapes and began to think... "Who would put THAT on their wall, especially when they can get porn on the internet for free?" that got me thinking... after I went and bought actual artwork (and fairly tame art at that), I came up with the following:

1. Men want to look at women actually 'doing' the things they want to do with them in their fantasies.
2. Men do NOT want to look at other men doing those things to women.
3. The added bonuses of lesbian porn - threesomes or at minimum getting to choose 'which'  girl to do.

I don't neccesarily approve of this, but that is my rationale.

Okay... is it #1 or #3... <- should be another clue for someone who is really anal...

It's #1.  If you butter your bread then you aren't lactose-intollerant.

And, I'm not anal, I am just observant.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

For soulty I'll guess #3

Here's mine:

1) I once, very briefly, wanted Bush to beat Gore.

2) I have kind of a soft spot for chick flicks.

3) I have more than 5 gigs of porn on my hard drive.

[DanielX]

For me... suprise! it's 3. I never have skiied, and I just got what Lesbian porn was about last week.

For LoD - its going to be 3. He has only 4.9 gigs .

And for Soulty, 2.

[12th Doctor]

Yeah, believe it or not, I'm not so pathetic that I have never kissed a girl.  The other things are all true, though.

[nini2287]

BRTD - #1

For me (to steal from some other posts)

#1-I have never kissed a girl who wasn't a relative.
#2-I have never eaten a peanut butter sandwich.
#3-I have never skied in my life.

[Nation]

Ooh, scandalous.


Nini --- your lie is -- #1.  I hope.

Here's mine:


1) I've tried to commit suicide three times.
2) My primary form of income is poker.
3) A girl once proposed to me.

[Ebowed]

I'll guess #2 for Nation, even though I know he plays poker.

1- I have never been stung by a bee or wasp
2- I am allergic to dog saliva
3- I have never owned a pet

[nini2287]

Nation's right, option 1 for me (I'm allergic to peanut butter).

For Nation, I'm going to say option 1.
For Poce, option 1 as well because it hasn't happened to me.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

The answer is #3. I only have about 2 gigs.

As for the other two:

#1 - In high school I was somewhat apolitical and just turned against Gore when I heard about Lieberman on the ticket. I hated Lieberman for his video game nonsense. Not too long afterwords I found out Bush was 100000x worse, turned hard against him, and got exactly what I expected after he was appointed. This is part of what turned me hard left.

#2 - Yes, I do like some, but not the overly sappy ones. I only like romantic comedies if the comedy is much higher than the romance. I liked Garden State, Riding In Cars With Boys, 10 Things I Hate About You, 40 Days 40 Nights and some more. However I will never watch anything like The Notebook or anything starring Hugh Grant (except Nine Months, which was actually pretty funny)