Swearing in of New Officeholders

[Cincinnatus]

I, Cincinnatus (Jbach717), do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Assemblyman, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Modernity has failed us]

I, Jake Matthews aka 20RP12, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Governor of the Northeast Region, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Free Palestine]

I, Sir Morgan Romney Oliver Cromwell, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Assemblyperson, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republique du Atlasia, so help me Derp.

[Elyski]

I, Elyski, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Assemblyman, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Lincoln Republican]

I, Winfield, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully exceute the office of Governor of the Northeast Region, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[#CriminalizeSobriety]

It has become increasingly apparent over the past few months that this game brings out the absolute worst in people, myself included. Last night's events only seem to have reinforced that opinion of mine. I could blame last night's actions on the Tequila Super Soaker, but that's just a cop-out.

I don't want to be melodramatic or long-winded, so I'll just get this out of the way. I hereby resign as your Vice President.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I hereby resign as Midwest Senator.

[Fuzzybigfoot]

I, Mr. Fuzzleton, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully exceute the office of Senator from the Midwest Region, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Ebowed]

I, Ebowed, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Chief Justice, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I, Polnut, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the Republic of Atlasia, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

I, North Carolina Yankee, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Senator and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect, and defend the Consitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.
   

Behold! My Pyramid of Doom!!!

[Napoleon]

I, Napoleon, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully exceute the office of Senator from the Northeast Region, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

I, True Conservative, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully exceute the office of Senator from the Mideast Region, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

Also, I resign my Mideast Assembly seat.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

I, Polnut, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the Republic of Atlasia, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Mopsus]

I, MOPolitico, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Mideast Assemblyman and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Oakvale]

I hereby resign as Senator, effective immediately.

I, Oakvale, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Associate Justice and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Bacon King]

I, Bacon King, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Vice President and will, to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I, Snowstalker, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Assemblyman, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I hope it's okay for me to do this as I now have 6 "yes" votes in the Senate Confirmation. If for some reason this is wrong I will swear in again if required.

I, Teddy, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Secretary of Federal Elections, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Southern Senator North Carolina Yankee]

The vote needs to be closed first before you can swear-in. You are lucky I got on tonight.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

edit - I hereby resign as AG (I think I need to do that first)

I, Teddy, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Secretary of Federal Elections, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I, Kalwejt the Crazy Pole, do lightly swear that I shall faithfully execute all people who were ever mean to me, foreign and domestic, and that I take my power, as Attorney General, you gave to me with a great joy. So help you God.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

edit - I hereby resign as AG (I think I need to do that first)

Nope. Your tenure as AG expired with Tmthforu's term.

[Barnes]

I, Barnes, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Secretary of Internal Affairs, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[big bad fab]

I, big bad fab, do solemnly affirm that I will faithfully execute the office of Mideast Superior Court Judge, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.