Swearing in of New Officeholders

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Senator for the Northeast Region and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

1) I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Senator for the District 2 and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

2) I hereby resign my position of Northeast Region Senator, effective immediately.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

(1)  RESIGNATION.  I hereby resign the office of Senator, effective immediately.

(2)  OATH OF OFFICE.  I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Secretary of Forum Affairs and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of Atlasia and of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

He doesn't even live in the Midwest anymore.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the Republic of Atlasia and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Republic of Atlasia, so help me Dave.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Lt. Governor of the Northeast and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Northeast, so help me Dave.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

Attention, bitches.

This son-of-a-bitch, William Fox Moderate, is swearing up and down the block (solemnly!) that I will faithfully execute Governor AndrewCT for crimes of high treason (and the office of Northeast Representative Citizen whatever) and will do the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the Northeast Region from the sick whims of our hack Governor, so help me Skydog.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that:
1. I'm still the one that you want to talk to in bed
2. I'm still the one that makes you turn your head
3. I'm still the one that makes you strong
4. I'm still the one that you want to take along
5. I will faithfully execute the office of Assemblyman of the Northeast Region and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the the same.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I, Mr. Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Representative and will do the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitutions of Atlasia and the Northeast Region, so help me Dave.

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

I, (the all mighty) W. Fox Moderate, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of Northeast Representative (and my political enemies) and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the Northeast, so help me AndrewCT.