Poster Superlatives Pt. IV (?)

[opebo]

Most liberal:  Probably Speed of Sound, but possibly me

Most conservative:  jmfcst

Most libertarian:  Bullmoose

Most communitarian:  Al

Most moderate:  J-Mann

Most loyal to their party: jfern

Sharpest wit:  hmmm. 

Funniest:  Hawkeye, Kevin

Creates the most interesting topics:  BRTD

Creates the least interesting topics:  Bono, MODU, jmfcst

Most optimistic:  Waltermitty

Most pessimistic:  me

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Creates the most interesting topics:  BRTD

Thanks! You have much better taste in topics than almost everyone else who ever posted here.

[opebo]

Creates the most interesting topics:  BRTD

Thanks! You have much better taste in topics than almost everyone else who ever posted here.

I admire those who can post interesting topics - I am not a topic starter.  It is easy to interject something amusing into a thread but starting one is much more difficult.  Certainly those libertarians and religious Bono, MUDO, and jmfcst start some atrocious threads.

[Gabu]

Creates the most interesting topics:  BRTD

Thanks! You have much better taste in topics than almost everyone else who ever posted here.

Yes, because we have interests in life other than sex, crappy music, and communists.

EDIT: For fun, let's see what the last twenty topics that you started were.

Opinion of Quagmire from Family Guy - you like him because he likes sex

Do strip clubs help economic growth? - no comment necessary

Day 38: Comoros - okay, fine, one that didn't involve the three topics

How many bands on my MP3 player do you like? - crappy music

Are you a BRTD Democrat? - not one that involves the topics, but self-centered nonetheless

Is the preceding poster more libertarian or populist? - not one that involves the topics, but variants of it have been done many times before

Could Hugo Chavez be elected in any European country? - close enough to communist

What would be your first impression of someone wearing [a shirt with Fidel Castro and "Cuba" on it]? - communist

Opinion of Lujan Fernandez - posted purely because she's hot; definitely sex-related

Opinion of migrendel - close enough to communist

Can Laffey win the general election? - okay, here's another not related to the topics, but it's not exactly something that has never been asked before

Italy - asking if there are any polls, not too bad

Opinion of William O. Douglas - another FF/HP topic, but not too bad

Wallpaper-changing programs - not directly related to the three, but considering that your wallpaper is probably nothing but hot girls, indirectly related to sex

Opinion of this LiveJournal community - link leads to a communist LJ group

Would Karl Marx have approved of the Soviet Union? - yep, communist

Opinion of the Manuel Rodríguez Patriotic Front - more communists

Opinion of Stifler from American Pie - you like him because he likes sex

Day 35: Chile - okay, another not related to any of the three

Day 34: Chad - see above

So, of your last twenty created topics, twelve of them related to one of those three topics, which is 60%.  If we discount the "Day X: Country" topics, then it's twelve out of seventeen, which is 71%.

Quite frankly, it's kind of sad that a large majority of a person's entire presence on a board can be distilled down to three single specific topics.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Most loyal to their party: there's a lot. It's probably *not* Don actually...

Why's that?

Don said in one topic that he'd vote for a pro-choice Republican who was conservative in every other aspect over a pro-life Democrat who's liberal in every other aspect.  I then asked him who he'd vote for if it was a pro-choice Democrat who was conservative in every other aspect versus a pro-life Republican who was liberal in every other aspect.  He said that he'd still vote for the Republican, even though the Republican was now the complete opposite of who he'd vote for in the first matchup, ideologically speaking.

It seems very clear to me that the most important thing to Don by far is whether or not someone has an "R" next to their name.

Oh yes, that's all true. Thing is there are more than a couple of posters here who take it even further, even to the point of deciding that certain members of their party are not real members (or true members or whatever) of the Party. Which is much more partisan in some ways and much less in others. Depends how you look at it.

[MODU]

Creates the most interesting topics:  BRTD

Thanks! You have much better taste in topics than almost everyone else who ever posted here.

I admire those who can post interesting topics - I am not a topic starter.  It is easy to interject something amusing into a thread but starting one is much more difficult.  Certainly those libertarians and religious Bono, MUDO, and jmfcst start some atrocious threads.

Excellent!  Glad to know my threads on space, money, and technology count as being 'religious.' 

[The Dowager Mod]

Most liberal:BRTD

Most conservative:StatesRights

Most libertarian:Emsworth

Most communitarian:Al

Most moderate:Bullmoose

Most loyal to their party:HtmlDon

Sharpest wit:Migrendel

Funniest:Philip

Creates the most interesting topics:PBrunsel

Creates the least interesting topics:Jake

Most optimistic:Phil

Most pessimistic:Frodo