1. Do you think that all levels of government should be concerned with more important things than passing prudish laws on strip clubs and increasing "indency' fines on TV?
Of course. Now why can't you?
2. Do you think Paris Hilton having to pay a higher tax rate than everyone else on this forum is a bad thing?
No, but your assumption could be false.
3. Do you think it's appropiate to use a special legislative session called to fix state budget problems to attempt to revive a gay marriage ban that was rejected in the regular session?
Why the hell not, fag?
4. Do you think tobacco executives are far less moral than strippers?
Neither are that moral, please. Probably as much as you are.
5. Are you happy with the theocratic Iraqi government?
So long as they're our friend, I'm fine with them.
6. Do you trust large corporations?
Which, where and how? Yes, because I invest money in their companies. If I didn't, I would be spending it on hookers and booze.
7. Do you think Ralph Nader cares about anything besides his ego?
Yes.
8. Have you ever drank more than $200 worth of alcohol in one week?
No, I have more important things to waste money on.
9. Do you support public universities distributing "voter guides" to students published by openly communist organizations?
As long as they distribute Jake's "voter guide", I don't care.
10. Do you consider fundies like Pat Robertson to have a positive impact on America?
They don't really have much of an impact at all, so no.
