Are you a BRTD Democrat?

[Beet]

1. Do you disapprove of the socially authoritarian tilt adopted by the FCC since viewers' complaints during the 2004 Super Bowl received wide coverage and influence?

YES

2. Do you oppose a progressive tax system?

NO

3. Do you approve of cynical, dishonest political jockeying for the purpose of banning gay marriage?

NO

4. Do you think tobacco executives are far less moral than strippers?

NO

5. Are you happy with the fact that the Iraqi government is more theocratic than the one that preceded it?

NO

6. Should large corporations be scrutinized heavily for irregularities?

YES

7. Do you think Ralph Nader cares about anything besides his ego?

NO

8. Have you ever drank more than $200 worth of alcohol in one week?

NO

9. Do you support public universities distributing "voter guides" to students published by openly communist organizations?

NO

10. Do you consider fundies like Pat Robertson to have a positive impact on America?

NO

[Beet]

Stop changing his questions into ones that make sense. 

Couldn't help it, the Paris Hilton question was way too biased