Day 61: France

[DanielX]

Good bread, nasty economy.

[DanielX]

Angus, I'm not sure if you need to bother. Opebo doesn't give a rat's behind about unemployment; he thinks all you need to do is take more money from the rich and give it to the unemployed as entitlements.

I read the same article you did, angus, and it's completely correct, but the chances of opebo believing it are about as large as that of my favorite video game characters suddenly appearing in real life and deciding to have a party in Armonk, NY.

[DanielX]

Oh, and I haven't showered since Friday morning.  Seriously.  It's very liberating.  Vive la stank!  Admittedly, the crust forming between my cheeks is beginning to make them stick together and I'm having to shift about in the seat to get comfortable, so I don't know how long I can keep this up this tribute to France.

There's a reason the French have bidets, you know...

[DanielX]

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Not really an important figure if the welfare state is generous enough.

You see... opebo is utterly predictable.

Somebody ought to go and write an opebo-generator, a little program that generates random opeboisms.