Political captions

[TheWildCard]

This thread is for political captions what you do is you find a real picture (NOTE: keep the stuff in this thread G rated please) and then you and a funny or witty caption to it.

For example.


Al... calm down... We know Shrek 2 doing so well at the box office may hurt The Day After Tomorrow but it's nothing to get that angry over.


Bush: "Why do I suddenly feel like I'm being followed?"

[Lunar]

The yahoo picture page is a good place:
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=index2&cid=1617


When I saw that little blue choo-choo climb that hill, my pride for this country surged.  It's that kind of feeling that made me run for president.

[ilikeverin]

Actually, I have a song for this one



Here's the story of a lovely lady,
Who was a crazy psychotic terrorist.
She found some other people, who quite like her,
Wanted to kill some girls.


Here's the story, of a man named Ghailani,
Who was busy training terrorists of his own.
They were four men, living all together,
Yet they were all alone.


Till the one day when the lady met this fellow,
And they knew that it was much more than a hunch.
That this group would somehow form a sleeper cell.
That's the way we all became the Terrorist Bunch.
The Terrorist Bunch, The Terrorist Bunch.


That's the way we became the Terrorist Bunch.

[PBrunsel]

"And so my fellow Americans, ask not what you can do for your country, ask what your country can do for you."

[PBrunsel]

Boy: Well Bill, you sure have a lot of courage to get all the way to Washington.

Bill: No, i've always been surprised another Bill got to Washington, Bill Clinton.

[The Duke]

So, Rover, if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, why does he keep doing it?

[Nation]

Boy: Well Bill, you sure have a lot of courage to get all the way to Washington.

Bill: No, i've always been surprised another Bill got to Washington, Bill Clinton.

Uh, PBrunsel, you've got some good pictures, but your captions aren't funny in the least. Really.

[The Duke]

Bush: I know, I can't believe we're the six most powerful people in America, either.

[The Duke]

Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

I think so Brain, but this time, you wear the tutu.

[Nation]

Bush: An inter-ven-what?

[The Duke]

The President and his advisors learn firsthand the side effects of the new smallpox vaccine.

[The Duke]

The President demonstrates what to do when approached by a grizzly bear.

[TheWildCard]

Kerry: And if I'm going to flip flop on this issue may a bus strike me down!
Bus:Honk Honk
Guy behind Kerry:Don't worry sir... It's just a prop it won't move...

[ilikeverin]

Snow: Oh, my, gawd, did you hear?  Nigerian Finance Minister Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala likes Mozambican Prime Minister Luísa Dias Diogo!

[TheWildCard]

"I'm John Kerry and I approve this hairdo"