Jesus: GABU - Gabu, jesus, Alcon, phnrocket. HOBBES: Wms, Hobbes, True Dem, Daniel X, Kevin, AkSaber
Ebowed. true dem got invalidated
Jesus: so 4-4... maybe 4-5 if true dem is counted....
Jesus: whats the post requirement anyway?
Ebowed. 25 posts in the last 56 days
Ebowed.
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=1413;sa=showPostsEbowed. he posts like one fu
cking setence eeach post
Ebowed. ten of his posts should count for one, imo
Jesus: ive posted 25 times in april so far.
Ebowed. This is EBOWED NEWS NETWORK LIVE
Ebowed. You can be an overpaid consultant
Jesus: GABU NEEDS TO WIN
Jesus: hes been around forever
Jesus: this would be like your state getting rid of strom thurmond before he died
Jesus: LOL i cant believe you guys elected that nut in the 90s
Ebowed. the textile industries liked him
Jesus: lol, he fu
cked black chicks, what aloser
Jesus: back when hes like "KILL DEM ALL!"
Ebowed. ok so back to the election
Ebowed. HOLY SHI
T, WHAT HAPPENED TO GABU
Ebowed. this is bad
Ebowed. bad bad bad
Ebowed. wait
Ebowed. we're an official news network
Ebowed. we can't route for a candidate
Ebowed. network bias, etc
Jesus: yeah we can
Jesus: GO JESUS!
Jesus: and gabu.
Jesus: Message to all Westerners: VOTE ALCON/JESUS/GABU!
Ebowed. OR ELSE YOUR CAT WILL DIE
Ebowed. (IN A BLENDER ACCIDENT)
Jesus: AFTER BEING TORTURED.
Ebowed. By Ted Bundy
Jesus: hes from washington!
Ebowed. he was a Republican!
Ebowed. so in other words
Ebowed. every Republican is like Ted Bundy
Jesus:
https://uselectionatlas.org/WIKI/index.php/Ted_BundyJesus: my contribution to the wiki
Jesus: SEE THAT REPUBLICANS ARE RAPERS AND KILLERS
Jesus: and right now, theyre raping and killing lady liberty herself
Ebowed. "Shortly after working for the Republican Party, Bundy began his interstate killing spree."
Ebowed. i love that
Ebowed. That's such a great quote
Jesus: INTERSTATE KILLING SPREE
Ebowed. See kids
Ebowed. THIS IS WHY YOU STAY AWAY FROM THE GOP
Ebowed. and what's with "GOP"
Ebowed. "Grand" Old Party
Ebowed. first of all,
Ebowed. the Democratic Party is older
Ebowed. second,
Ebowed. Grand? LOL!
Ebowed. More like "Ted Bundy Party"
Jesus: whats another G word? not gay. or gangsta.
Jesus: "GIPPERS OLD PARTY "LOL!
Ebowed. Garfield, Gorilla, Gastric Juice
Ebowed. this is so not going on the forum
Ebowed. we look like retards
Jesus: well, i am, so i dont mind
Jesus: no need to hide the truth from the people
Jesus:
http://bgwah.com/bushhatesamerica.gifJesus: MUST BE IN CONVO
Jesus: everyone needs to see.
Jesus: look at poor lady liberty...shes even crying...
Jesus: and all geroge bush can do is get a hard on as he cuts her head off
Jesus: because hes SATAN
Jesus:
https://uselectionatlas.org/WIKI/index.php/WashingtonJesus: 2398 views!
Jesus: whoa
Ebowed. wow
Ebowed. no wonder you won that contest thing
Jesus: i was the only person who ever added anythign...
Ebowed. well
Jesus: everyone else is so focused on that stupid fantasy wiki
Ebowed. someone else was competing
Jesus: oh, a couple people added a page or two
Jesus: reese?
Ebowed. yes
Ebowed. reese
Ebowed. he's cool
Ebowed. did you know that in singapore chewing gum is illegal
Ebowed. you can be fined up to $5,800 for selling it
Ebowed. how crazy is that
Jesus: very
Jesus: they dont like people spitting it on teh ground!
Jesus:
https://uselectionatlas.org/WIKI/index.php/Dave_ReichertJesus: With a reputation as the man who "solved" the Green River Killer case,
Jesus: i like the apostrophes hahaha
Jesus: He narrowly won the November 2004 election over radio talk-show host Dave Ross (D), possibly due to his relationship with Gary Ridgway.
Jesus: hahahahah, that last part
Ebowed. just a bit biased
Jesus:
https://uselectionatlas.org/WIKI/index.php/Christine_Gregoire look at teh bottom link!
Jesus: your state has never had a female governor
Ebowed. you say that like its a bad thing
Jesus: weve had TWO!
Jesus: interesting... three RED STATES have had two girl govs
Jesus: and only one BLUE (WASHINGTON!11)
Ebowed. wait
Ebowed. washington isn't a blue state
Ebowed. it's red
Ebowed. use the atlas colors
Jesus: fine
Jesus: i should do minority govs
Jesus: Hawaii, Washington, Virginia
Jesus: anyone else?
Ebowed. wow, that's it?
Jesus: i guess... new mexico?
Ebowed. (YOU ARE WATCHING EBOWED NEWS NETWORK LIVE)
Jesus: so only 4 states have had a minority gov?
Ebowed. that can't be right
Ebowed. oh and i think this is enough material
Jesus: has any southern state other than virginia? no
Jesus: and northern state?? i dont think so
Ebowed. let's quickly analyze the races before leaving the "studio"
Ebowed. D1 - NixonNow leads Earl Washburn
Jesus: NixonNow is a slut
Ebowed. you heard it here first!
Ebowed. D2 - Virginian87 leads Colin Wixted
Jesus: bleh
Ebowed. D3 - PBrunsel leads ilikeverin
Jesus: i hate them both
Ebowed. can i post that
Jesus: but brusnel is worse because he is republican and hes a liar and his brother is a piece of sh
itJesus: go ahead
Jesus: wow, im mean:(
Ebowed. D4 - Hawk wins landslide over Naso
Ebowed. oh, my comment for this race is
Ebowed. Naso lost the endorsement of even his own party
Ebowed. i think that's the sort of event that calls for a "PWN3D!!"
Jesus: Naso fails at everything, and needs to stop posting picutres of himself because hes ugly and hes going to blind somebody
Ebowed. Hawk has 7 votes, Naso has 1 vote
Ebowed. We predict.. more votes for Hawk
Ebowed. you know what's funny, Naso posted a thread saying "My support is as low as it can be and I drop out" and then deleted it and replaced it with "We're going to win"
Ebowed. all right moving on, D5 - Hobbes& Gabu tied
Ebowed. AND THERE'S YOUR COVERAGE
Ebowed. This is Ebowed, I'm with PNN Consultant Jesus, HAVE A GREAT ELECTION EVERYONE
Ebowed. BYE
Jesus: BYE!11
Jesus: GABU 4 EVER
Ebowed. yes
Jesus: HOBBES ISNT ACTIVE
Jesus: and he sucks
Jesus: GO GABU
Jesus: JESUS ENDORES GABU
Jesus: vote for him or youll burn in hell
Ebowed. EBOWED ENDORSES GABU TOO
Ebowed. ok
Ebowed. that's a wrap
