Candidate Declaration Thread

[tb78]

I hereby officially resign as the Darkness of IDS

[Jayhawker]

I am running for reelection for Governor of the Mideast region.

[RIP Robert H Bork]

I am running for reelection for Governor of the Mideast region.

Endorsed.

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

I shall be running for Governor of the Northeast region.

[Dallasfan65]

I will run for re-election as Northeast Senator.

[dialectical fetishist]

I will run for Midwest Senate.

[dialectical fetishist]

I am withdrawing from the Midwest Senate race.

[feeblepizza]

I am withdrawing my bid for IDS Legislature.

[justW353]

I'll be seeking reelection to the Northeast Assembly.

[Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey]

In addition to running for the Governorship in October, I'll be running for re-election to the Northeast Assembly in September.

[Free Palestine]

I will be running for re-election for the Northeast Assembly.

And, I'm encouraging people to run for Lieutenant Governor of the Northeast.  We need at least three for my Score Voting Act to take effect.

[kemikalije]

Can I be janitor?

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

No.

You need a base requirement of posts, and, registration time before you can sign up to Atlasia, and at that time, you should ideally be active before running for office. Also, there is no such office.

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

Can I be janitor?

Well, you can do a slave labor in my Department.

[Fritz]

Don't feed the trolls

[N.i.K.]

I am running for Mideast Governor.

[crypto-fascist superhero]

I am accepting write-in votes for the Northeast Assembly.  While I did not have time to certify on the ballot, I shall be running as a member of the

CRAZY RIGHT-WING NUTCASE PARTY

Our Manifesto:

1.  We shall put gold back on the money standard.

2. We shall conscript illegal immigrants and make them fight the terrorists until we run out of either.

3. We shall raise taxes on all those who decrease economic efficiency by not making sufficient money.

4. Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.

5. Fight all attempts to create a New World Order through the National Geographic Society and related entities.

6. Crack down on Satanism in our schools and workplaces.

7. Outlaw Bolshevist tyranny.

8. There is no plank for number 8.

9. See number 8.

10. Outlaw all attempts to create a New World Order through the pyramid thing on the back of the one dollar bill.

11. We offer our prayers and thanks to Jesus, our true "Founding Father."

12. Scientology is compatible with Christianity and all other religions.  Scientology isn't just a religion, it's a new science discovered by L. Ron Hubbard!

13. CrAZy FOrmAtTiNG

[Sewer]

I endorse you, for that last plank.

[Zacoftheaxes]

I will accept write ins in the North East Assembly election.

[NE Assembyman electoraljew2]

I am running for reelection in the northeast assembly.

[redcommander]

I am running for reelection for the Northeast assembly and will accept write-ins.

[Teddy (IDS Legislator)]

I am accepting write-in votes for the Northeast Assembly.  While I did not have time to certify on the ballot, I shall be running as a member of the Green Communist Nazi Party

My platform is as follows:

1. All Jews will be round up, treated as comrades in arms, and offered carbon credits.

2. We will open Carbon Concentration camps.

3. Freedom will be replaced with extra walks in the park.

4. Public Transit will be compulsory.

5. Power will be maintained though a fear campaign. People will be told that breaking the law causes global warming. To uphold this, anyone caught breaking the law will secretly have microwaves beamed into their house at night to make it feel hot.

6. Our flag shall be replaced with a green flag, with a white circle, inside which is a swastika, the ends of each has a hammer.

7. Libertas shall be sacrificed to the Sun God for no apparent rhyme or reason.

8. A committee will be struck to investigate why, when safe search is off, a picture of a naked women appears about a dozen page down on google image search of "Communist Nazi"

9. All army units will have "people's" and "storm" before their name, and will end with the name of something pro-green. Iowa's military unit, for example, will be "The People's Strom Corn"

10. Because it is bad for the environment, we shall have no more wars at all. Any country that disagrees with this mantra will be bombed.

11. We are officially against religion of all kinds.

12. Any mention of the above by anyone will result in execution, and their body being used as compost.

13. Normal Formatting.

[A-Bob]

I will run for re-election for the Mideast Assembly

[Proud Lieberal from Northeast]

7. Libertas shall be sacrificed to the Sun God for no apparent rhyme or reason.

Are you going to give a Sun God a heart attack?

[Badger]

7. Libertas shall be sacrificed to the Sun God for no apparent rhyme or reason.

Are you going to give a Sun God a heart attack?

Or indigestion?