Candidate Declaration Thread

[tpfkaw]

I am accepting write-in votes for the Northeast Assembly.  While I did not have time to certify on the ballot, I shall be running as a member of the

CRAZY RIGHT-WING NUTCASE PARTY

Our Manifesto:

1.  We shall put gold back on the money standard.

2. We shall conscript illegal immigrants and make them fight the terrorists until we run out of either.

3. We shall raise taxes on all those who decrease economic efficiency by not making sufficient money.

4. Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb Iran.

5. Fight all attempts to create a New World Order through the National Geographic Society and related entities.

6. Crack down on Satanism in our schools and workplaces.

7. Outlaw Bolshevist tyranny.

8. There is no plank for number 8.

9. See number 8.

10. Outlaw all attempts to create a New World Order through the pyramid thing on the back of the one dollar bill.

11. We offer our prayers and thanks to Jesus, our true "Founding Father."

12. Scientology is compatible with Christianity and all other religions.  Scientology isn't just a religion, it's a new science discovered by L. Ron Hubbard!

13. CrAZy FOrmAtTiNG

[tpfkaw]

I am running for at-large senate (POP).  I expect to be defeated.

[tpfkaw]

I am accepting write-ins for NE assembly.  If I am re-elected to the seat which I won last time, Jesus will come back and give everyone a cookie.

[tpfkaw]

I will not be receiving write-ins for Assembly.

Don't be difficult.

(Several people have already cast their votes for you, and if you don't win a seat it will surely be won by a leftist.  Just accept write-ins and, if you're elected, immediately resign so that a special election will be held to fill the seat).

[tpfkaw]

I will not be receiving write-ins for Assembly.

Don't be difficult.

(Several people have already cast their votes for you, and if you don't win a seat it will surely be won by a leftist.  Just accept write-ins and, if you're elected, immediately resign so that a special election will be held to fill the seat).

The Governor appoints somebody to fill the vacancy.

Well, whatever the case.

[tpfkaw]

Obviously I want to run for reelection as NE Representative.  I'll also throw my name in there for At-Large Senate.  Who knows?

[tpfkaw]

And my chances are first increased to near-certain election, then decreased to near-zero in a single day . . .

[tpfkaw]

I'll be running for re-election to the Northeast Assembly.

Same here - I announced it along with my candidacy for A-L Senate, but you may have missed it.

[tpfkaw]

Just in case I didn't already declare, I'll be running for re-election to the Northeast Assembly.

[tpfkaw]

I will run for the Northeast senate seat.  If any fellow party members are interested and want to run in my place, PM and I'll withdraw.

[tpfkaw]

I am withdrawing my candidacy for Northeast Senate and remaining a candidate for Northeast Assembly.

[tpfkaw]

I will be accepting write-in votes.

For what?

[tpfkaw]

I will be accepting write-in votes.

For what?

NE Senator, likely.

I assume the same, but he has to say so himself.

[tpfkaw]

I'm also running for the Special Election in the Senate.

However, let it be noted from here that I do not expect in the slightest to win.

Because I respect and support Shua and do not want to hinder his chances with Populares voters, I shall be running as a candidate for a party that I just made up, but I am not switching my registration to said created party. The party that I will be running for is the Equity and Justice Party (EJP)

So to recap:
I am running for Senate under the Equity and Justice Party, but I am not switching my registration, this party is just being used for this election only.

I do not expect to win whatsoever.

I won't be able to list you under any other party then you're a member of. Not really a problem though.

Can't you list him as "no party?"

[tpfkaw]

I will be a candidate in the Northeastern Assembly elections.

If my loophole detecting skills are correct, there is nothing in the Northeastern Constitution that prohibits non-residents from doing so.

However, the Northeastern Assembly is (no surprises here) located in the Northeast, so you would have to move to the Northeast in order to swear in and vote.

[tpfkaw]

Given pressure/harassment from others, I will accept my write-ins for Northeast Assembly.

(To address potential controversy, I said I wouldn't run; not that I wouldn't serve).

[tpfkaw]

I will run in the election for Northeast senator, as well as for Northeast assembly.

[tpfkaw]

Ill accept the Assembly write ins.

Too late, it has to be during the election per Cinyc.

[tpfkaw]

If I haven't said this already I'm running again for Northeast Representative.

[tpfkaw]

Yeah, I'll run for reelection to the Northeast Assembly too.  And in every succeeding election unless I post in this thread otherwise.

[tpfkaw]

I will run for Vice-President on Polnut's ticket.

(if he wants a running-mate to appear on the ballot, it has to be me! )

[tpfkaw]

I will run for Vice-President on Polnut's ticket.

(if he wants a running-mate to appear on the ballot, it has to be me! )

I don't think so, Tim.

I do think so. https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=120461.msg3179491#msg3179491

[tpfkaw]

Hmm, guess I was wrong.  Would've been hilarious, though.

[tpfkaw]

I'll run for Northeast Senate.  0 for 4 is a much rounder and nicer number than 0 for 3.

[tpfkaw]

I will be a candidate in the April At-Large Senate election.