Political Quiz List. Are you a Quiz Whiz?

[Emperor SJoyce]

Johnson: 89% (39/44 agreed)
Paul: 78% (36/46 agreed)
Stein: 72% (21/29 agreed)
Obama: 54% (25/46 agreed)
Goode: 52% (24/46 agreed)
Romney: 44% (17/39 agreed)


You Scored as Minarchist

Minarchists are libertarians who advocate a strictly limited government and usually a more decentralized form of it. Minarchists may vary in the degree to which they think that government should be limited, although the bare bones position is essentially nothing more than police, courts and the military. Minarchists tend to think that some minimum level of government is a necessary evil, or at least an inevitability. The contemporary libertarian movement in America is dominantly minarchist, although it has had a long history of dialogue and debate between minarchist and anarchist libertarians.

Minarchist   100%
Left-libertarian   83%
"Small L" libertarian   50%
Agorist   42%
Geo-libertarian   33%
Neo-libertarian   17%
Libertarian socialist   17%
Paleo-libertarian   17%
Anarcho-capitalist   8%

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

Paul: 85%
Johnson: 84%
Goode: 71%
Romney: 63%
Stein: 61%
Obama: 45%

You Scored as Minarchist
Minarchists are libertarians who advocate a strictly limited government and usually a more decentralized form of it. Minarchists may vary in the degree to which they think that government should be limited, although the bare bones position is essentially nothing more than police, courts and the military. Minarchists tend to think that some minimum level of government is a necessary evil, or at least an inevitability. The contemporary libertarian movement in America is dominantly minarchist, although it has had a long history of dialogue and debate between minarchist and anarchist libertarians.

"Small L" libertarian   75%
Left-libertarian   67%
Paleo-libertarian 50%
Agorist 42%
Neo-libertarian   42%
Anarcho-capitalist 25%
Geo-libertarian    17%
Libertarian socialist 0%

[Supersonic]

I seriously can't help being a quiz whore.

Political Spectrum Quiz:

You are a center-right moderate social authoritarian.
Right: 1.22, Authoritarian: 1.23




Foreign Policy:
On the left side are pacifists and anti-war activists. On the right side are those who want a strong military that intervenes around the world. You scored: 7.66



Culture:
Where are you in the culture war? On the liberal side, or the conservative side? This scale may apply more to the US than other countries. You scored: 1.8



Obama vs. Romney test:

32% Barack Obama. 68% Mitt Romney

[Northeast Representative Goldwater]

All of these quizzes are too serious, now it's time for something a bit more humorous.


What Kind of Conservative Are You?

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.


What Kind of Liberal Are You?

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what's known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what's known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.

[Emperor SJoyce]

You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

I liked the first one. The options on the conservative one were all horrible (I ended up carving the Koch logo into Mt. Rushmore simply because all the other options were so awful).

[Redalgo]

Stein: 87% (26/30) agreed
Obama: 70% (18/46) agreed
Johnson: 65% (28/43) agreed
Paul: 59% (27/46) agreed
Goode: 26% (12/47) agreed
Romney: 21% (8/39) agreed


What Kind of Libertarian Are You?

You Scored as "Small L" libertarian

Small l libertarians are libertarians, usually of the minarchist variety, who do not particularly identify with the official Libertarian Party or are not active in it, or may even actively oppose it. Small l libertarians are likely to view the Libertarian Party as moving in too moderate of a direction. Small l libertarian may tend to be more radical than many official Libertarian Party members. Some small l libertarians eventually transition to agorism, a completely apolitical approach to libertarianism.

"Small L" libertarian (83%)
Libertarian socialist (67%)
Left-libertarian (67%)
Minarchist (67%)
Geo-libertarian (25%)
Agorist (17%)
Neo-libertarian (17%)
Anarcho-capitalist (17%)
Paleo-libertarian (0%)

[shua]

Paul  81% (29/36) agreed      
Johnson 79% (30/38) agreed      
Stein 68% (17/25) agreed      
Goode 54% (20/37) agreed      
Obama 43% (16/37) agreed      
Romney 40% (12/30) agreed      


You Scored as "Small L" libertarian

Small l libertarians are libertarians, usually of the minarchist variety, who do not particularly identify with the official Libertarian Party or are not active in it, or may even actively oppose it. Small l libertarians are likely to view the Libertarian Party as moving in too moderate of a direction. Small l libertarian may tend to be more radical than many official Libertarian Party members. Some small l libertarians eventually transition to agorism, a completely apolitical approach to libertarianism.

Left-libertarian    67%
"Small L" libertarian    67%
Minarchist    58%
Paleo-libertarian 42%
Agorist    33%
Neo-libertarian    25%
Geo-libertarian    25%
Libertarian socialist    8%
Anarcho-capitalist    8%

[Governor Scott]

Stein
85% (23/27) agreed      
Obama
69% (29/42) agreed      
Johnson
59% (23/39) agreed      
Paul
47% (20/43) agreed      
Goode
38% (16/42) agreed      
Romney
33% (12/36) agreed      
You Scored as "Small L" libertarian

Small l libertarians are libertarians, usually of the minarchist variety, who do not particularly identify with the official Libertarian Party or are not active in it, or may even actively oppose it. Small l libertarians are likely to view the Libertarian Party as moving in too moderate of a direction. Small l libertarian may tend to be more radical than many official Libertarian Party members. Some small l libertarians eventually transition to agorism, a completely apolitical approach to libertarianism.

"Small L" libertarian    
   75%
Minarchist    
   58%
Agorist    
   58%
Neo-libertarian    
   50%
Left-libertarian    
   50%
Anarcho-capitalist    
   42%
Geo-libertarian    
   33%
Paleo-libertarian    
   33%
Libertarian socialist    
   25%
You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.
You are a Peace Patroller, also known as an anti-war liberal or neo-hippie. You believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.

[Supersonic]

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.     

You are a Reality-Based Intellectualist, also known as the liberal elite. You are a proud member of what's known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-centric thought reign supreme.

I felt like shooting myself with the options on the liberal quiz, lol.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

And damn proud to be one, dang-it!

[TNF]

Obama - 83%
Stein - 81%
Johnson - 61%
Paul - 46%
Goode - 34%
Romney - 29%



You Scored as "Small L" libertarian
Small l libertarians are libertarians, usually of the minarchist variety, who do not particularly identify with the official Libertarian Party or are not active in it, or may even actively oppose it. Small l libertarians are likely to view the Libertarian Party as moving in too moderate of a direction. Small l libertarian may tend to be more radical than many official Libertarian Party members. Some small l libertarians eventually transition to agorism, a completely apolitical approach to libertarianism.


"Small L" libertarian   
75%
Left-libertarian   
67%
Paleo-libertarian   
50%
Geo-libertarian   
42%
Libertarian socialist   
33%
Minarchist   
33%
Agorist   
25%
Neo-libertarian   
17%
Anarcho-capitalist   
17%

[Northeast Representative Goldwater]

The Direction of the Country Test


World Bazaar

-2 traditional, 6 liberties, 6 capitalist, -4 isolationist and 4 populist!



One world, one love, one great big crazy marketplace of goods, sounds and ideas. You'd like to tear down all the barriers -- to free expression, to free trade, to free movement, to free thought, to free action. Get out there, mix and mingle, sample and taste everything the world has to offer. Have it brought to your doorstep. The wild, glorious anarchy of total globalization.

[Supersonic]

United States of Nike

0 traditional, 2 liberties, 6 capitalist, -2 isolationist and 0 populist!



Our Market, which art on Wall Street, hallowed be thy name! Thy free-trade zone come, thy will be done, around the globe as it is in America! You'd be perfectly happy to see the entire government privatized, auctioned off to the highest bidder, and your culture exported to the whole world in shiny packaging. Three cheers for freedom -- the freedom to choose a brand, the freedom to express yourself through your purchases, the freedom to Just Do It, the freedom to mute the TV during the information breaks until the commercials come back on!

A more conservative, mainstream version of Goldwater's 'World Bazaar' it seems.

[Governor Scott]

Global Kumbaya

-4 traditional, 8 liberties, -2 capitalist, 0 isolationist and 4 populist!



Where this country went wrong was in thinking we could do anything all by ourselves -- as a nation or as individuals. What we need is a resurgence of the cooperative spirit, of concern for human rights and the well-being of our fellow man, of the heights that a person's potential can reach when it's properly nourished. It's time to combine our energies into a rising tide that lifts all boats, at home and abroad.

Yes, we can!

[white trash heroes]

Your result for The Direction of the Country Test ...
The Shire
8 traditional, 8/10 liberties (waffled), -4 capitalist, 10 isolationist and 10 populist!

In your mind, the hobbits had it right: a quiet, agrarian village life, far from others' messy concerns, where everybody knows your name and nobody makes trouble. Nobody's too rich or too poor; everyone's modestly comfortable, and while folks like their material goods, they spend half their time trying to get rid of the ones they don't want. Security isn't a concern, because you don't bother anyone else, and they don't bother you. The kind of country Thomas Jefferson wanted America to be.

Israel tried this with the kibbutzim and probably would have succeeded if it could have gotten along with its neighbors, or vice versa. The Shire works better when nobody notices that you exist.

[Redalgo]

Global Kumbaya

-8 traditional, 8 liberties, -6 capitalist, -4 isolationist and 2 populist!



Where this country went wrong was in thinking we could do anything all by ourselves -- as a nation or as individuals. What we need is a resurgence of the cooperative spirit, of concern for human rights and the well-being of our fellow man, of the heights that a person's potential can reach when it's properly nourished. It's time to combine our energies into a rising tide that lifts all boats, at home and abroad.

Yes, we can!

[Emperor SJoyce]

Silicon Enclave

-2 traditional, 10 liberties, 4 capitalist, 2 isolationist and 8 populist!



You don't like to be told what to do. In your opinion, the problem with the country is that the government and big business try to control too much -- things they can't control and shouldn't try to. Instead, you'd like to see society run on open-source principles, with free markets, free information and the free exchange of ideas allowed to work their transformative power through human creativity and initiative. Granted, not everyone has the skills and knowledge necessary to reap the full benefits of this freedom. Well, you figure, that's their problem. You'll do fine as long as you surround yourself with folks who are in your techno-literacy league.

[They Played The Wardrum Out Of Time]

Silicon Enclave

0 traditional, 12 liberties, 2 capitalist, 2 isolationist and 8 populist!



You don't like to be told what to do. In your opinion, the problem with the country is that the government and big business try to control too much -- things they can't control and shouldn't try to. Instead, you'd like to see society run on open-source principles, with free markets, free information and the free exchange of ideas allowed to work their transformative power through human creativity and initiative. Granted, not everyone has the skills and knowledge necessary to reap the full benefits of this freedom. Well, you figure, that's their problem. You'll do fine as long as you surround yourself with folks who are in your techno-literacy league.

[Vasall des Midas]

Age of Aquarius

6 traditional, 10 liberties, -8 capitalist, -2 isolationist and 4 populist!



This country is such a drag, man. Leaders who think they can tell us what to do, police hassling everybody, the endless chase after material things that can never make you happy. We choose our happiness, dig, and the direction you choose is one of universal freedom, cooperation and human rights. We don't need the Man to tell us what to do. We can just Be. And let the world Be with us. Peace.

[pillage the village, trash the scene]

State of Nature

4 traditional, 8 liberties, 6 capitalist, 4 isolationist and 10 populist!

State of Nature
You'd prefer that the country return to a state of nature, a wilderness of nomadic hunter–gatherer bands subsisting on what they can . . . er, hunt and gather. Or maybe your ideal is the life of the frontier pioneer, carving out a quiet life on the edge of civilization. Civilization itself, however, is something you clearly have no use for. You'd just as soon it fell down around everybody's ears.

[Vasall des Midas]

State of Nature

4 traditional, 8 liberties, 6 capitalist, 4 isolationist and 10 populist!

State of Nature
You'd prefer that the country return to a state of nature, a wilderness of nomadic hunter–gatherer bands subsisting on what they can . . . er, hunt and gather. Or maybe your ideal is the life of the frontier pioneer, carving out a quiet life on the edge of civilization. Civilization itself, however, is something you clearly have no use for. You'd just as soon it fell down around everybody's ears.

Now I'm jealous. Your result is even cuter than mine.

[shua]

Crazy Heinlein Fantasy World

2 traditional, 8 liberties, 4 capitalist, -4 isolationist and 8 populist!

You've been reading too little news and too much Robert A. Heinlein. There's no real-world model for a society that's stubbornly patriarchal and enthusiastically militaristic, yet lacking in centralized authority and committed to personal freedom and tolerance of nonconformity. Even if such a thing had ever existed, this probably isn't a social order that's going to attract broad popular support -- but you can dream, can't you?

?  I've never heard of this Heinlein fellow.

[TJ in Wisco]

Sparta!

12 traditional,  -2 liberties,  4 capitalist,  0 isolationist and  2 populist!



This day we rescue a world from mysticism and tyranny and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine! Er, well, "tyranny" is a relative term. You can do without the tyranny of kings, the tyranny of dictators, the tyranny of governments. The tyranny of the mob, though -- that's perfectly OK. There's no room in society for wimps, malcontents and non-team-players. Do your patriotic duty, and you'll be looked after. Wuss out, and we'll throw you off that rock.

[ChairmanSanchez]

0 traditional, 8 liberties, 2 capitalist, 8 isolationist and 6 populist!



You don't like to be told what to do. In your opinion, the problem with the country is that the government and big business try to control too much -- things they can't control and shouldn't try to. Instead, you'd like to see society run on open-source principles, with free markets, free information and the free exchange of ideas allowed to work their transformative power through human creativity and initiative. Granted, not everyone has the skills and knowledge necessary to reap the full benefits of this freedom. Well, you figure, that's their problem. You'll do fine as long as you surround yourself with folks who are in your techno-literacy league.