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Your Issue Profile: 40% Obama, 60% McCain
When it gets down to it, you tend to best match John McCain.
But he's not the perfect candidate for you, and you may not be sold on him yet.

Obama shares a good number of your views too, so you might want to give him a second look.
It all comes down to which issues matter to you the most.

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You like your government very, very small—or none at all. You are a hardcore libertarian. Want to run for Congress? State legislature? Join the Libertarian Party and they'll put you on the ballot. The Libertarian Party wins few partisan offices, but it does get the message out sometimes. And it does win some non-partisan races.

Approximately 9% of the takers of this quiz scored in this area, 31% for all libertarians outside the centrist circle.

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Your result for The Economic School of Thought Test ...
Austrian Economist

0 Keynesian, 15 Chicago, 85 Austrian
You are an Austrian Economist. You scored at least 60% on the Austrian variable. Therefore, if you don't know what an Austrian economist is, you at least show signs that you might be interested in going to http://www.mises.org and learning a bit more about them. You likely favor abolishing the minimum wage, allowing free trade and exchange of goods, and believe the government should exert minimum if any intrusion into the free market so that free individuals can interact in a way that makes the realization of the dreams come true. Acting individuals need this freedom so they will reach their full potential, not become dependent, and they need the stability of the rule of law to initiate plans for their own lives across a lifespan. You tend to be more abstract than the other economic schools, yet also more appreciative of the subjectivism postmodernism makes clear.

Your result for The Liberty Test ...
Capital Anarchism

You scored 0Positive, 79 Negative!
You believe any aspect of social control is dangerous and infringes on the rights of the individual. You think that any sort of control is oppressing and that everybody should only be responsible for them self. To you, liberty is the freedom without constriction or control. You own what you want and you do what you want. What others think it not important.

Your result for The Politics Test ...
Radical Libertarian

You scored 94% Personal Liberty and 97% Economic Liberty!
A radical libertarian believes in little to no government intervention for both personal and economic matters. A radical libertarian generally believes in one out of these two options: (1) A government that is extremely small and limited to the extent of protecting people's liberty - this view is known as Minarchism (2) No government at all, in which the private sector takes up all legitimate functions that a government would have - this view is known as Anarcho-Capitalism. Radical Libertarians tend to be strongly opposed to war, police powers, victimless crimes, foreign intervention and what they consider to be a welfare state. Radical Libertarians tend to be inspired by the Austrian school of economics, classical liberalism and 19th century individualist anarchism. Libertarian thought is individualist in nature. They try to protect both personal and economic liberty. Examples of Radical Libertarianism would be Murray Rothbard, H.L. Mencken, Ludwig Von Mises and Lysander Spooner.

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Your result for The 4 Variable Politics Test ...
Thoughtful Isolation

You scored 100 capitalist, 17 puritan, 100 isolationist, and 67 democratic!
You're a regular 18th-century Enlightenment figure, at least in your own country.

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http://openpolitics.ca/ppq/index.php?q_0=2&q_1=4&q_2=4&q_3=2&q_4=4&q_5=4&q_6=2&q_7=0&HE=22&AD=-2&BS=-30&CI=-24&LR=-6&NW=-11

Highest ranking dimension: Small Government

You believe in a government that keeps order but otherwise stays out of the way. You may have felt that what the country really needs is a government with the courage to take on some of the "sacred cows" of government spending. This may be because you have been irked by how much you pay in taxes. It may also be because you feel that excessive government support programs reward those with no initiative. Others may disagree with you because they see some people as having the system stacked against them. When politicians of your type make mistakes it is because they find it difficult to maintain the "tough love" approach when their friends and supporters ask for help.
Second highest ranking dimension: Individualist

You believe in the right of an individual to "be themself" in thought and deeds. You may have felt that what the country really needs is a politician with the nerve to tell people when it comes to controlling others, they should mind their own business. This may be because you enjoy a diversity of experiences and don ’t get offended easily. It may also be because you’ve seen people be persecuted. Others may disagree with you because they feel a right to protect what they see as community values. When politicians of your type make mistakes it is often because they underestimate people’s need for sta bility and safety.
Combined statement:

Based on your answers, you would prefer a state for pioneers, innovators and rugged individualism.

DSIRW - Anti-Nationalist
this is one of the political personality types of the PPQ
Description

Not anarchists but something like it, anti-nationalists are sincerely disappointed by the current political world order. These thinkers care much more about quality of life than they do about patriotism, and are likely willing to make do with far less centralized/state power, if it makes empowering the individual more likely. Anti-nationalists take a transformative view of government, favoring anarchism or democratic reform. They are likely to develop plans for a new world order?.

Dimensions
This personality type combines these five perspectives
democrat,small state?, individualist, rationalist, wide focus

Likes and dislikes
like:

    the “wisdom of crowds”.
    less interference in the free market
    not accepting limits to the upper end of their success
    competition, and facing challenges
    quality of life
    governments working from a set of logical rules.

dislike:

    being bound by scriptures, loosely defined rights, or old conventions.
    single issue politics
    a program of incremental changes.
    temporary fixes.
    identity politics?
    territorial behavior


Philosophy: Independence Democrat
Alternate Nicknames: (suggest a different nickname for this type)

    Post-Nationalists (like Postmodern Politics)

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Your result for The Economic School of Thought Test ...
Austrian Economist

0 Keynesian, 8 Chicago, 92 Austrian
You are an Austrian Economist. You scored at least 60% on the Austrian variable. Therefore, if you don't know what an Austrian economist is, you at least show signs that you might be interested in going to http://www.mises.org and learning a bit more about them. You likely favor abolishing the minimum wage, allowing free trade and exchange of goods, and believe the government should exert minimum if any intrusion into the free market so that free individuals can interact in a way that makes the realization of the dreams come true. Acting individuals need this freedom so they will reach their full potential, not become dependent, and they need the stability of the rule of law to initiate plans for their own lives across a lifespan. You tend to be more abstract than the other economic schools, yet also more appreciative of the subjectivism postmodernism makes clear.

I wonder where my heresy lies...

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2012 Candidate Selector

3.     Mitt Romney   (66%)

lol

[tpfkaw]

A quiz I created myself (sorry, it really only works for libertarians, since it's about which type of libertarian you are, but w/e):

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-cosmopaleo-test-for-libertarians

Your result for The Cosmo/Paleo Test for Libertarians ...
Paleolibertarian

28 Cosmotarianess!
You are clearly a paleolibertarian.  You like your God (maybe) and your guns (definitely), you are pure in heart and doctrine, you think the world is against you and you are against the world.  Your heroes are in the past, the future is either bleak or Ron Paul, and you religiously check your Lew Rockwell.  You vote for ideological purity or not at all, and you are wholly disconnected from the "DC crowd."

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A generic libertarian

42 Cosmotarianess!

You are typical of the average American libertarian.  You accept some parts of the "cosmotarian" and "paleolibertarian" poles, but do not ultimately align yourself with either.  You don't think that libertarianism and libertinism are either synonymous or wholly opposed, your reading material neither consists of Eugen von Böhm-Bawerk or The New Republic, and you generally just lean towards freedom, nothing more and nothing less.

Okay, I need to revise the cutoff for cosmos down again...

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This is full of stupid questions though that miss the actual moral distinction:

e.g.

"Physically abusive rituals (willing cutting, mutilation, etc.) should be allowed in private. Assume there are no costs on society for rehabilitation."

On oneself or unconsenting others?

"Loitering/hanging-out should be legal anywhere."

Private property or public property?

I was forced to answer "disagree" to both due to their unclear wording.

[tpfkaw]

1. Libertarian
2. Liberal
3. Marxist
4. Neoliberal
5. Neorealist
6. Pacifist
7. Realist
8. Nationalist
9. Radical
10. Neoconservative

[tpfkaw]

http://mises.org/quiz.aspx

100%, all Austrian

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http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html

Economic issues: 10 right
Social issues: 10 libertarian
Foreign policy: 9.9 non-interventionist
Cultural identification: 5.24 liberal

This one is by far the best I've ever taken, mainly because it does what I'd do (splitting the social issues into left/right and authoritarian/libertarian, instead of the "social conservative/social liberal" false dichotomy, and also having a foreign policy component.  Also, I think these are fairly accurate scores).

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Your result for The Political Moral Systems Test ...
The Pitchfork Populist.

19% Utilitarian, 5% Nationalist, 41% Liberal and 100% Individualist!

You hate liberalism.  You hate Big Government.  You think people, by and large, should Mind Their Own Business and stop telling other people what to do.  You don't think anyone in power cares about the little people, and you are angry.  At everything, pretty much.  You probably identify as (paleo)conservative or libertarian.  You are similar to Pat Buchanan, Ron Paul, H.L. Mencken and possibly Murray Rothbard if you are extreme enough.

http://www.helloquizzy.com/tests/the-political-moral-systems-test

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Not really a political quiz but whatever

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=17565214125862764376

Your result for The 3 Variable Funny Test ...
the Provacateur

(52% dark, 23% spontaneous, 47% vulgar)

your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin

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1. Paleo-libertarian       
2. Left-libertarian       
3. Libertarian       
4. Paleoconservative       
5. Radical       
6. Conservative       
7. Centrist       
8. Liberal       
9. Third Way       
10. Neoconservative

Surprisingly decent, actually.

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Some of the questions were obviously badly machine-translated, but I was able to figure out the gist of most of them.

You are a Liberal. 4 percent of the test participators are in the same category and 5 percent are more extremist than you.

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I'm only at the 6th percentile, so I'm safe.


Your result for The Are you a Hipster Test ...
The Subtle Hipster

sweet jesus. you're ###% hipster.
You're pretty hip, but not in a ridiculously over-the-top kind of way. In fact, you probably look like a regular person generally and almost blend in with the masses, but you wear a few subtle signifiers of your hipness. In fact, hipsters probably don't realize how hip you are until you get into conversations about music, movies, and politics. You're at a healthy level of hipness. Rock on. Don't try too hard.
Your Analysis (Vertical line = Average)

    hippoints Distribution

    You scored 53% on hippoints, higher than 6% of your peers.

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VOTRE PROFIL POLITIQUE : A GAUCHE OU A DROITE ?

L'économique et le social   


   
Les manières de vivre


      
L'identité et la responsabilité      



Avec ce profil politique on peut dire que vous vous situez à droite.

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Your result for The How Postmodern are you Test ...
The Modernist
You scored 56 postmodern politics, 55 postmodern culture, 38 ecologics, and 64 postmodern industry!




You're absolutely not postmodern in any way. In fact, you're everything opposed to it. Your political views are probably situated at the the right. You believe in a good economy before a good environment, you like modern art and probably think Western values are superior above all. You like structure and organization, as opposed to a "posty" who thinks that beauty comes before structure. No doubt about it you're conservative, too. Generally, the higher your scores, the more of a posty you are. On the other hand, if your scores for each category are near 50%, it could go either way. This is just a silly test, so it's nothing more than an indication. But, I would like it very much if you gave it a good rating anyway

Your result for The Ultimate TRUE IRISH Test ...
Finn MacCool
You scored 91 Common Sense, 73 Irish Facts, and 96 Irish Soul!

I am honored to be in your presence. You know your stuff. You are Irish in your heart. You probably talk like an Irish person after a few pints. You sing the rebel songs. You drink, and probably bleed Guinness. You may have even been interned in British Prisions. You impress (or annoy) all your friends with your vast Irish knowledge. If you are a female, I am in love. If you are a male, we are brothers. We should have a pint. Please don't forget to rate my test...

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NeoLiberalism
You scored -1Moral Order, -16 Moral Rules!