Endorse your primary candidates here!!

[Colin]

Um, you can't endorse anybody else either.  The candidates and myself are the only people who can't make any donations, and you'll be getting $1m of your own money anyway.

(Think about it, would you see John McCain donating millions of dollars to the Rudy Giuliani for President PAC? )

Damn it. You should have told me that.

Plus I only have $200,000 dollars now. I think the only thing coming out of this campaign for me will be enough money to buy 50 acres in Wyoming.

[Joe Republic]

Plus I only have $200,000 dollars now. I think the only thing coming out of this campaign for me will be enough money to buy 50 acres in Wyoming.

No, you have $1,200,000, and that certainly doesn't put you in last place.   Also, you will have plenty of opportunities to spend time fundraising while on the campaign trail.  And last, take this as a cue to get out there and ask people to support you.

[Frodo]

$1 million to Rep. Jackson McDaniels (D -LA)
$1 million to Rep. Chris Soult (R -ME)
$500,000 to Rep. James Wallace (R -VA)
$500,000 to Rev. Al Widdershins  (D -MI)

[Joel the Attention Whore]

I donate my money to Ernest Calhoun.

Damn, I forgot to mention in the opening post that no endorsements will be accepted from anybody with less than 50 posts.  But since I neglected to mention that before, I'll make an exception in your case.

From now on, nobody with 49 posts or less may endorse a candidate.  (I've amended Post #1 to reflect this.)

That's alright.  Rules are rules.  I retract my endorsement.

[Shilly]

Colin Wixted 2,000,000
Justin Coleman 500,000
Ernest Calhoun 500,000

[angus]

I endorse Gov. Richard G. Arage and donate to his campaign three million dollars.

[King]

I'm willing to donate my $3 million dollars to anybody willing to write a paragraph on why I am the sexiest man on this forum.

[Speed of Sound]

I'm willing to donate my $3 million dollars to anybody willing to write a paragraph on why I am the sexiest man on this forum.

There once was a forum. A small but happy forum. All of its members lived in peace and harmony until they realized the horrible truth: none of them were even close to sexy. Not eveb close. The forum fell into dark days. Low activity and self esteem. Until one day. April 29th, 2004. Out of the unsexy shadows that was the Atlas Forums came.....Theking2004, AKA King. The face of God and the body of Hercules, King led his group of ragtag averages to the days of glory once again. Despite a few powerful challenges (notably one by Speed Of Sound) he held his position by becoming sexier by the minute for all of eternity. Scientists predict that by 2050, He'll be so sexy he will implode upon himself.

The End.


Thats SO worth 3 million bucks!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

1 Million to Governor Cereal
1.5 Million to Rep. Wallace
.5 to Sec. Vandervoot

[Akno21]

King:

On a forum full of political nerds with no friends and no social life, there aren't too many sexy people. But there is one: King. King is a man of amazing ability, smarts, and talent, but most of all, he is amazingly sexy. Every inch of his 6'2, 218 pound frame is filled with sexiness, sexiness, and a little more sexiness. As King walks down the street in his home state of California, ladies swoon. Even as King sits down at his keyboard and begins to type, they peek in his window, to get a look at the sexy beast. No one in Atlasia, California, or the whole entire earth can compete with King on the issue of sexiness. He, put simply, is a sexy beast, no if, and's, or but's about it.

Please give me money!

[YRABNNRM]

I'm willing to donate my $3 million dollars to anybody willing to write a paragraph on why I am the sexiest man on this forum.

Berger/King.

K Thnx.

[bullmoose88]

I'm willing to donate my $3 million dollars to anybody willing to write a paragraph on why I am the sexiest man on this forum.

On the Eighth Day, the Lord made King, and it was sexy.

Q.E.D.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

$200,000 Ernest Calhoun

Ernest Calhoun 500,000

I thank those that have supported my campaign to date, and encourage others to do the same, with the exception of King.  His offer to mix money and sexiness is just a little too close to prostitution for my tastes, and one thng the voters can count on is that Ernest Calhoun will not prostitute himself to the special interests, but will bring a fresh infusion of integrity into the Oval Office!

[12th Doctor]

I'm willing to donate my $3 million dollars to anybody willing to write a paragraph on why I am the sexiest man on this forum.

It's because you are the King.  And in the words of Henry Kissinger "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac".

The End

[Platypus]

$1,000,000 to:

• Gov. Andrew Leitch

$250,000 each to:

• Sec. Alexander Bernstein
• Gov. Salvor Hardin
• Gov. John Mabus
• Rep. Alcon Nighthawk
• Gov. Justin C. Coleman
• Rep. Chris Soult
• Sen. Colin Wixted

$50,000 each to:

• Sen. Josh Fleming
• Sen. Andrew Berger
• Rev. Al Widdershins
• Gov. Richard G. Arage
• Sec. Carlos Gonzalez

[Josh/Devilman88]

No one loves me its ok I love myself.

[Platypus]

No one loves me its ok I love myself.

No one loves me its ok I love myself.

I'd have given you something if you didn't oppose gay rights.

[MaC]

$1.5 Million to Andrew

I endorse Andrew and donate to his campaign three million dollars.

Me?

[YRABNNRM]

$1.5 Million to Andrew

I endorse Andrew and donate to his campaign three million dollars.

Me?

Please stop badgering my supporters.

[bullmoose88]

Uhh guys...

Andrew is greedy speak for Arage.

Pass the bling

[YRABNNRM]

Uhh guys...

Andrew is greedy speak for Arage.

Pass the bling

Please stop confusing my supporters.

[MaC]

well, until the disambiguation is cleared, I hope they are supporting me...

[YRABNNRM]

well, until the disambiguation is cleared, I hope they are supporting me...

There is no disambiguation.

[Josh/Devilman88]

Am I going to be the Howard Dean?

[bullmoose88]

well, until the disambiguation is cleared, I hope they are supporting me...

well, until the disambiguation is cleared, I hope they are supporting me...

There is no disambiguation.

Guys Guys...Andrew=Arage.