Nancy Pelosi's cab driver hits a cow while she is in the car. Nancy says, "you were driving the car, so you get out and see what happened." The driver replies, "The cow is dead but looks very old." Nancy says, "you were driving so you go tell the owners what happened." 2 hours later the driver returns to the limo completely drunk. Nancy asks him "what did you tell them?" The driver states, "I told them I'm Nancy Pelosi's cab driver and I killed the old cow so they fed me a turkey dinner, gave me all the wine I could drink, and let me make love to their daughter."
I know this is off-topic bumping, but I loled.
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