Belief-O-Matic

[they don't love you like i love you]

Even though the ones at the top are fairly correct for me (well, I'd certainly put Liberal Quakers before Orthodox, but I usually get that, probably a fluke), the results I got below that don't jive with what I usually get, mostly how disturbingly high Conservative Protestant and Catholic are, and the fact that they both beat Reform Judaism, which I usually get pretty high.

Maybe I screwed my priorities up. I certainly don't consider Judaism's rejection of the Trinity to be as bad as most Conservative Protestant and Catholic doctrines that I disagree with.

Hmmm, here's what I get a medium priority on everything:


1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (85%)
3.    Orthodox Quaker (80%)
4.    Unitarian Universalism (77%)
5.    Reform Judaism (73%)
6.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%)
7.    Bah�'� Faith (56%)
8.    New Age (56%)
9.    Seventh Day Adventist (55%)
10.    Neo-Pagan (53%)
11.    Eastern Orthodox (50%)
12.    Roman Catholic (50%)
13.    Secular Humanism (49%)
14.    Mahayana Buddhism (48%)
15.    Theravada Buddhism (47%)
16.    Orthodox Judaism (46%)
17.    Sikhism (43%)
18.    Islam (41%)
19.    New Thought (41%)
20.    Taoism (39%)
21.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
22.    Hinduism (37%)
23.    Scientology (35%)
24.    Jainism (35%)
25.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
26.    Nontheist (25%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (21%)

Much better.

One problem still though is there are many questions where no answer really applies to me (7 most notably). Also for 8 I'm not really sure what I believe, either 2 or 3 (usually go with 2)

[Boris]

1.    Liberal Quakers (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (98%)
3.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (97%)
4.    Neo-Pagan (93%)
5.    New Age (85%)
6.    Bah�'� Faith (81%)
7.    Mahayana Buddhism (75%)
8.    Secular Humanism (75%)
9.    Theravada Buddhism (71%)
10.    Reform Judaism (64%)
11.    Sikhism (63%)
12.    Taoism (59%)
13.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%)
14.    New Thought (56%)
15.    Jainism (54%)
16.    Scientology (52%)
17.    Nontheist (52%)
18.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)
19.    Orthodox Quaker (47%)
20.    Hinduism (43%)
21.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (42%)
22.    Orthodox Judaism (35%)
23.    Islam (33%)
24.    Jehovah's Witness (27%)
25.    Eastern Orthodox (27%)
26.    Roman Catholic (27%)
27.    Seventh Day Adventist (19%)

Bolded is the religion I "officially" follow. lol.

[Tory]

1.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (100%) 
2.  Bahá'í Faith (94%) 
3.  Orthodox Judaism (89%) 
4.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%) 
5.  Jehovah's Witness (85%)   
6.  Sikhism (77%) 
7.  Jainism (76%) 
8.  Islam (72%) 
9.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (70%) 
10.  Reform Judaism (70%) 
11.  Hinduism (65%) 
12.  Liberal Quakers (65%) 
13.  Theravada Buddhism (63%) 
14.  Mahayana Buddhism (62%) 
15.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%) 
16.  Eastern Orthodox (54%) 
17.  Roman Catholic (54%) 
18.  Unitarian Universalism (53%) 
19.  Orthodox Quaker (52%) 
20.  Seventh Day Adventist (50%) 
21.  Taoism (45%) 
22.  Neo-Pagan (43%) 
23.  New Age (38%) 
24.  New Thought (38%) 
25.  Scientology (34%) 
26.  Secular Humanism (30%) 
27.  Nontheist (23%) 

I don't understand how I could get 100% on LDS when I answered that I don't believe homosexuality is immoral.

[Jake]

1.  Bahá'í Faith (100%) 
2.  Orthodox Judaism (99%) 
3.  Islam (96%) 
4.  Reform Judaism (91%) 
5.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%) 
6.  Liberal Quakers (85%) 
...
8.  Orthodox Quaker (76%) 
...
13.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (69%) 
14.  Eastern Orthodox (65%) 
15.  Roman Catholic (65%) 
...
17.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (62%) 

[Alcon]

I don't understand how I could get 100% on LDS when I answered that I don't believe homosexuality is immoral.

It's relative.  Your top result will always be 100%.

[True Democrat]

1.    Bah�'� Faith  (100%)
2.    Sikhism (97%)
3.    Reform Judaism (96%)
4.    Liberal Quakers (91%)
5.    Orthodox Judaism (88%)
6.    Unitarian Universalism (84%)
7.    Jainism (82%)
8.    Islam (81%)
9.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (80%)
10.    Neo-Pagan (69%)
11.    Mahayana Buddhism (67%)
12.    Hinduism (66%)
13.    New Age (64%)
14.    Orthodox Quaker (62%)
15.    Theravada Buddhism (55%)
16.    Secular Humanism (51%)
17.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (51%)
18.    Seventh Day Adventist (47%)
19.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (44%)
20.    New Thought (43%)
21.    Eastern Orthodox (42%)
22.    Roman Catholic (42%)
23.    Scientology (38%)
24.    Jehovah's Witness (37%)
25.    Taoism (36%)
26.    Nontheist (31%)
27.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (28%)

[bgwah]

1.    Secular Humanism (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (97%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (82%)
4.    Nontheist (79%)
5.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (74%)
6.    Theravada Buddhism (73%)
7.    Neo-Pagan (65%)
8.    Taoism (56%)
9.    Bah�'� Faith (48%)
10.    New Age (47%)
11.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (43%)
12.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (39%)
13.    Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
14.    Orthodox Quaker (37%)
15.    Reform Judaism (35%)
16.    New Thought (33%)
17.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)
18.    Scientology (27%)
19.    Sikhism (26%)
20.    Jehovah's Witness (24%)
21.    Jainism (19%)
22.    Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
23.    Hinduism (8%)
24.    Eastern Orthodox (7%)
25.    Islam (7%)
26.    Orthodox Judaism (7%)
27.    Roman Catholic (7%)

[MasterJedi]

1.  Eastern Orthodox (100%) 
2.  Roman Catholic (100%) 
3.  Orthodox Quaker (90%) 
4.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (87%) 
5.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (86%) 

[Max]

1.  Mahayana Buddhism (100%) 
2.  Jainism (98%) 
3.  Bahá'í Faith (95%) 
4.  Hinduism (95%) 
5.  Neo-Pagan (91%) 
6.  Orthodox Judaism (87%) 
7.  Liberal Quakers (85%) 
8.  Islam (84%) 
9.  New Age (84%) 
10.  Unitarian Universalism (82%) 
...
12.  Scientology (81%)  - O my Goooooood!!!!
...
19.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (52%) - Pretty bad for being the confession I'm bapized.
...
27.  Jehovah's Witness (23%) 

[Reignman]

1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (94%)
3.    Bah�'� Faith (90%)
4.    Reform Judaism (89%)
5.    Unitarian Universalism (83%)

...

26.    Nontheist  (25%)
27.    Hinduism (20%)

[MAS117]

1.    Reform Judaism  (100%)
2.    Sikhism (82%)
3.    Orthodox Judaism (78%)
4.    Islam (73%)
5.    Bah�'� Faith (73%)
6.    Liberal Quakers (70%)
7.    Unitarian Universalism (68%)
8.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%)
9.    Neo-Pagan (51%)
10.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (49%)
11.    New Thought (46%)
12.    New Age (45%)
13.    Scientology (44%)
14.    Jainism (43%)
15.    Hinduism (42%)
16.    Mahayana Buddhism (42%)
17.    Orthodox Quaker (42%)
18.    Secular Humanism (39%)
19.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (37%)
20.    Theravada Buddhism (37%)
21.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%)
22.    Jehovah's Witness (34%)
23.    Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
24.    Eastern Orthodox (30%)
25.    Roman Catholic (30%)
26.    Taoism (27%)
27.    Nontheist (24%)

[Bandit3 the Worker]

It's been done before, but it's been a while

I took this survey once before, and Catholicism ranked at the very bottom.

[Ebowed]

Horrible test for lumping "Not sure" and "Not important" with nonbelief.

1.    Secular Humanism (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (88%)
4.    Liberal Quakers (87%)
5.    Nontheist (77%)

[I was an atheist when I got the results shown above, but I've since learned that answering the morality questions seems to affect the results for some reason.]

1.    Nontheist  (100%)
2.    Secular Humanism (100%)
3.    Unitarian Universalism (89%)
4.    Theravada Buddhism (71%)
5.    Liberal Quakers (49%)
6.    Neo-Pagan  (30%)
7.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (23%)
8.    Taoism (19%)
9.    New Age (6%)

Everything else at 0%


If I answer the morality questions (assume standard leftwing responses to all), I get this:
1.    Secular Humanism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3.    Nontheist (78%)

[Speed of Sound]

1.    Secular Humanism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (86%)
4.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (83%)
5.    Nontheist (79%)
6.    Theravada Buddhism (67%)
7.    Neo-Pagan (61%)
8.    Taoism (47%)
9.    Bah�'� Faith (46%)
10.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (46%)


I guess things dont change....(Same as last time)

[they don't love you like i love you]

1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.    Orthodox Quaker (94%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (86%)
4.    Unitarian Universalism (79%)
5.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (79%)
6.    Seventh Day Adventist (77%)
7.    Eastern Orthodox (67%)
8.    Roman Catholic (67%)
9.    Reform Judaism (58%)
10.    Baha'i Faith (53%)
11.    Secular Humanism (51%)
12.    Hinduism (46%)
13.    Islam (46%)
14.    Orthodox Judaism (46%)
15.    Neo-Pagan (45%)
16.    Sikhism (43%)
17.    Mahayana Buddhism (43%)
18.    Jainism (41%)
19.    New Age (41%)
20.    Theravada Buddhism (41%)
21.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (33%)
22.    Nontheist (33%)
23.    New Thought (31%)
24.    Taoism (30%)
25.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (29%)
26.    Scientology (29%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (21%)

Now:

1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants  (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (84%)
3.    Orthodox Quaker (77%)
4.    Unitarian Universalism (76%)
5.    Reform Judaism (69%)
6.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (56%)
7.    Secular Humanism (55%)
8.    Seventh Day Adventist (53%)
9.    Eastern Orthodox (50%)
10.    Roman Catholic (50%)
11.    Bahá'í Faith (50%)
12.    Neo-Pagan (48%)
13.    New Age (47%)
14.    Sikhism (43%)
15.    Orthodox Judaism (42%)
16.    New Thought (42%)
17.    Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
18.    Islam (38%)
19.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (37%)
20.    Theravada Buddhism (37%)
21.    Scientology (36%)
22.    Hinduism (35%)
23.    Taoism (34%)
24.    Nontheist (31%)
25.    Jainism (28%)
26.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (25%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (19%)

There is actually one thing I strongly agree with the Jehova's Witnesses on but is not mentioned in the quiz. If it was that no doubt would at least be above Mormon.

[12th Doctor]

1.  Bahá'í Faith (100%) 
2.  Orthodox Judaism (99%) 
3.  Islam (96%) 
4.  Reform Judaism (91%) 
5.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%) 
6.  Liberal Quakers (85%) 
...
8.  Orthodox Quaker (76%) 
...
13.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (69%) 
14.  Eastern Orthodox (65%) 
15.  Roman Catholic (65%) 
...
17.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (62%) 

I find the Baha'i Faith to be quite fascinating.  I comend them for their attempts to reconcile the many visions of God.  I have to say that I agree with them in spirit even if not in principle.

[12th Doctor]

I took the test in full intellectual honesty and still got:

1.  Eastern Orthodox (100%) 
2.  Roman Catholic (100%) 
3.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (89%) 
4.  Seventh Day Adventist (74%) 
5.  Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%) 
6.  Orthodox Judaism (69%) 
7.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%) 
8.  Orthodox Quaker (65%) 
9.  Hinduism (62%) 
10.  Islam (61%) 
11.  Sikhism (54%) 
12.  Jehovah's Witness (52%) 
13.  Bahá'í Faith (46%) 
14.  Liberal Quakers (44%) 
15.  Reform Judaism (44%) 
16.  Unitarian Universalism (40%) 
17.  Jainism (36%) 
18.  Mahayana Buddhism (33%) 
19.  Theravada Buddhism (32%) 
20.  Scientology (30%) 
21.  Neo-Pagan (29%) 
22.  Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (25%) 
23.  New Thought (25%) 
24.  New Age (21%) 
25.  Nontheist (20%) 
26.  Secular Humanism (18%) 
27.  Taoism (16%) 

[Sensei]

my top 5    
   
1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Secular Humanism (98%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (87%)
4.    Theravada Buddhism (83%)
5.    Neo-Pagan (80%)

[AkSaber]

Ok........

1.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant  (100%)
2.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (98%)
3.    Islam (94%)
4.    Orthodox Judaism (94%)
5.    Jehovah's Witness (88%)
6.    Bahá'í Faith (82%)
7.    Orthodox Quaker (78%)
8.    Sikhism (75%)
9.    Reform Judaism (71%)
10.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (68%)
11.    Eastern Orthodox (68%)
12.    Roman Catholic (68%)
13.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (65%)
14.    Seventh Day Adventist (65%)
15.    Liberal Quakers (52%)
16.    Jainism (46%)
17.    New Thought (45%)
18.    Scientology (44%)
19.    Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
20.    Theravada Buddhism (38%)
21.    Unitarian Universalism (37%)
22.    Hinduism (31%)
23.    Nontheist (30%)
24.    Neo-Pagan (26%)
25.    New Age (24%)
26.    Taoism (21%)
27.    Secular Humanism (18%)

[Sensei]

Interestingly enough, the faith I was brought up in, Roman Catholicism, ranked last on my list, behind even Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses.

[tik 🪀✨]

1.    Mahayana Buddhism  (100%)
2.    Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3.    Theravada Buddhism (94%)
4.    Liberal Quakers (93%)
5.    Taoism (89%)
6.    Neo-Pagan (87%)
7.    New Age (82%)
8.    Reform Judaism (77%)
9.    Jainism (77%)
10.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)

I found many of the questions difficult to answer. This isn't too far off, though, I suppose. Five years ago Buddhism probably would have been last on my list. Thanks a lot, drugs!!!! >

[Josh/Devilman88]

All over 75%

1.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%) 
2.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (93%) 
3.  Jehovah's Witness (93%) 
4.  Bahá'í Faith (91%) 
5.  Islam (88%) 
6.  Orthodox Judaism (88%) 
7.  Orthodox Quaker (86%) 
8.  Seventh Day Adventist (77%) 
 

Re-took it...

1.  Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%) 
2.  Orthodox Quaker (93%) 
3.  Islam (85%) 
4.  Orthodox Judaism (85%) 
5.  Seventh Day Adventist (85%) 
6.  Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (79%) 
7.  Eastern Orthodox (78%) 
8.  Roman Catholic (78%) 

[Undisguised Sockpuppet]

1.    Unitarian Universalism  (100%)
2.    Secular Humanism (94%)
3.    Liberal Quakers (84%)
4.    Nontheist (74%)
5.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (73%)
6.    Theravada Buddhism (72%)
7.    Neo-Pagan (68%)
8.    New Age (61%)
9.    Reform Judaism (54%)
10.    Mahayana Buddhism (51%)
11.    Taoism (51%)
12.    New Thought (37%)
13.    Scientology (32%)
14.    Bahá'í Faith (30%)
15.    Orthodox Quaker (30%)
16.    Sikhism (30%)
17.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (22%)
18.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (20%)
19.    Orthodox Judaism (17%)
20.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)
21.    Hinduism (13%)
22.    Jainism (13%)
23.    Eastern Orthodox (10%)
24.    Islam (10%)
25.    Roman Catholic (10%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (10%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (0%)

[Ban my account ffs!]

1.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)
2.    Liberal Quakers (87%)
3.    Unitarian Universalism (86%)
4.    Orthodox Quaker (70%)
5.    Secular Humanism (67%)
6.    Reform Judaism (62%)
7.    Seventh Day Adventist (52%)
8.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (51%)
9.    Neo-Pagan (50%)
10.    Eastern Orthodox (49%)
11.    Roman Catholic (49%)
12.    New Age (48%)
13.    Bahá'í Faith (47%)
14.    Sikhism (42%)
15.    Theravada Buddhism (42%)
16.    Nontheist (40%)
17.    Taoism (39%)
18.    Mahayana Buddhism (38%)
19.    Hinduism (38%)
20.    New Thought (37%)
21.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (30%)
22.    Orthodox Judaism (30%)
23.    Scientology (29%)
24.    Jainism (28%)
25.    Islam (25%)
26.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (19%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (9%)

[NDN]

Re-took:

1.    Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2.    Neo-Pagan (91%)
3.    Secular Humanism (90%)
4.    Liberal Quakers (87%)
5.    Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
6.    New Age (77%)
7.    Nontheist (76%)
8.    Taoism (71%)
9.    Theravada Buddhism (69%)
10.    New Thought (61%)
11.    Mahayana Buddhism (60%)
12.    Reform Judaism (56%)
13.    Scientology (56%)
14.    Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)
15.    Bah�'� Faith (47%)
16.    Orthodox Quaker (37%)
17.    Sikhism (37%)
18.    Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (28%)
19.    Orthodox Judaism (28%)
20.    Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)
21.    Eastern Orthodox (18%)
22.    Hinduism (18%)
23.    Islam (18%)
24.    Jainism (18%)
25.    Roman Catholic (18%)
26.    Seventh Day Adventist (9%)
27.    Jehovah's Witness (0%)

I believe in Ghosts/Spirits and that's about it.