Cynthia McKinney for Taioseach!
[Pedant]Taoiseach[/pedant].. Not as scary as "Joe Higgins for Taoiseach" but I guess you don't know who he is.
I do, i think. The socialist from Dublin, right?
and for you, space aliens will abduct you tonight and make you watch a video montage of bad Irish stereotypes on a loop to five hours.
Yay! I've educated people on Irish politics. 
And yes that is a scary thought.
As for Snowguy; an avatar mixup ends you up in a body switching romantic comedy where become an Emo loving strip-club obsessed Atlas poster from Mantako for a month. You shudder to think what your body will be like after the month is over. Hilarity ensues.
I have two words for you, Gully Foyle: POTATO FAMINE
I know.. it was harsh... but it had to be said.
