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« on: September 16, 2007, 03:20:47 PM »

You've been expelled from the democratic party by the new president, Mike Gravel.
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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2007, 03:51:51 PM »

Jim Gilmore has been installed as dictator of Virginia, and the entire Pacific Northwest.
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« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2007, 04:00:21 PM »

You are to lose a duel to Dave Leip at High Noon tomorrow.
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« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2007, 08:06:19 PM »

Minnesota has declared independence with Rod Grams as leader.
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« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2007, 08:23:27 PM »

gporter is in your neighborhood
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« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2007, 08:40:16 PM »

BOO!
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« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2007, 10:47:15 PM »

i just strangled a Koala with my bare hands.
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« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2007, 02:50:34 PM »

I annexed Georgia and named everything after Sam Nunn.
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« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2007, 02:55:49 PM »

It happens every year, so I'm acclimated unfortunately, and by the way, the high over there is 100º tomorrow.
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« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2007, 05:13:50 PM »

Cynthia McKinney for Taioseach!
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« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2007, 05:52:11 PM »


[Pedant]Taoiseach[/pedant].. Not as scary as "Joe Higgins for Taoiseach" but I guess you don't know who he is.


I do, i think. The socialist from Dublin, right?

and for you, space aliens will abduct you tonight and make you watch a video montage of bad Irish stereotypes on a loop to five hours.
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« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2007, 05:58:44 PM »

Cuba will rip a collective fart and blow sh**t all over Florida.
If I were Robert Stark, I'd argue that they did back during the Mariel fiasco.

and for you, Jesse Ventura will choke you to death tonight.
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« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2007, 08:11:08 PM »

All your base are belong to the Republican Party.
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« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2007, 11:37:27 PM »

due to a humorous mixup between a u and an o, and an omitted "British", you should be expecting guerillas within the hour.
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« Reply #14 on: September 21, 2007, 12:11:46 AM »

The capital has been moved to Hobart.
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« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2007, 09:09:59 PM »

You have been stripped of your duties as Lieutenant Governor by recall, because the people want GPorter.
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« Reply #16 on: September 23, 2007, 02:28:01 PM »

You're not a republican.
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« Reply #17 on: September 23, 2007, 05:51:01 PM »

opebo has been named leader of the Liberal party of Australia.
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« Reply #18 on: September 23, 2007, 06:41:08 PM »

Robert Stark made Jack Nance heel
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